Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by AdeniyiA(m): 12:23pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
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Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by bunmit(m): 12:59pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
7. The “Make More Of An Effort With My Friends” Fight You know what you have to do. Even if it means dancing to Katy Perry and not touching your girlfriend’s Bottom for two hours. Seriously ? Not fair!!!! |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by israelejembi(m): 1:07pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
All these your points no de work 4 Naija |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? This can't be true. If it is, then you are on a veerrrry long thing. The girl is not ready for marriage. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by zurine(f): 1:43pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
hmm |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 1:54pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? if these were d items listed 4 u 2 have her hand in marriage, then IT IS A VERY BAD THING TO MARRY 4 NOW. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 1:58pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
16. * I am tired. Not now.* Fight
when you tell her am tired, not now. Her next response will be so u have been cheatin on me all long. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by iaatmguy(m): 2:04pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
NOLONGTIN1: Being in a relationship isn’t all holding hands and rainbows and consistent intimacy. There comes a time, every so often, when a couple butts heads, which is exactly why they invented make-up sex.
As much as he protests, as much as he tries to fight back, there are just some arguments that no matter what, a man will never win. Because — repeat after me — the lady is always right. Here are 11 arguments a guy will never win with his girlfriend.
1. The “Be Honest” Fight “Be honest. Do you think I’ve gained weight?” “Maybe a little bit.” “WHAT?!” “You said be honest….” That’s the thing about honesty — when someone asks for it, it probably means you should lie. Except when it comes to questions about her weight, her ass and her parents… then you shoulddefinitelylie.
2. The “Why Were You Checking Her Out?” Fight Even if you weren’t checking out another girl, even your eyeballs could not have possibly looked in the direction your girlfriend is claiming, even if there wasn’t an actual female in sight. You’re never going to win this argument. And the more you protest, the more she’ll fire back. Take a tip from my senior history teacher: Always give her the view of the restaurant so your eyes aren’t tempted to wander.
3. The “I Can’t Read Your Mind” Fight “I didn’t mean it when I said I didn’t want to celebrate our anniversary!”
4. The “I Caught You Looking At P.orn” Fight Men are always getting caught looking at p.orn, and this time it’s no different. Tuck your tail under, tell her the requisite things she needs to hear and have some make-up sex that’s better than the movies.
5. The “Leaving Flirty Comments On Facebook” Fight Oh, so you thought we wouldn’t see that borderline slutty comment you left on that girl’s Facebook photo in which she so happens to look pretty darn good like a b*tch? Delete it now or else you shall feel the wrath of one thousand suns.
6. The “We’re Watching ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ Tonight” Fight We promise you’ll really like it in the end! It’s so good, there’s even Meryl Streep and we all justdieover her. Thanks baby, you’re the best! Shut. It. Down.
7. The “Make More Of An Effort With My Friends” Fight You know what you have to do. Even if it means dancing to Katy Perry and not touching your girlfriend’s ass for two hours.
8. The “I’m Drunk And Irrational And Need Attention” Fight This fight is not unlike a Russian movie — it’s painful to get through and difficult to interpret, but there could be worse things, like needing to hold her hair back.
9. The “Why Do You Still Have That Nude Photo?” Fight Who the eff is that girl andwhere can I get her trainerdelete that sh*t right now. Why do you still have it and you better not have opened it since 2005. Congratulations bro, you just unleashed a whole load of cray cray, so make like a scissor and cut it out.
10. The “You Seriously Want To Chill With Your Bros More Than Me?” Fight Do your friends have boobs? Did they pick up those chocolate-covered bananas you like? That’s right. Didn’t think so. Go have fun playing video games and picking your noses with the guys.
11. The “You’re Coming To The Beyoncé Concert With Me” Fight She’s an icon and you know it. We won’t even mind if you hold your balls the entire night to secure your manliness. Great, buying the tickets now. We love you like XO.
12. The “I Found Something On Your Phone That I Didn’t Like” Fight So, we went snooping through your phone — clearly we needed to do some investigating. It still doesn’t compare to the perceived offensive text messages you’ve been engaging in. Regardless of how pissed you are that she broke your privacy, perhaps you shouldn’t give her any reason to do so.
13. The “Why Are You Wishing Your Ex A Happy Birthday?” Fight We don’t care if she threw a “Billy Madison”- style birthday party and then offered you a gigantic slice of cake. We all know what saying “Happy Birthday” to an ex means: I’m still not over you and I want you to think of me on your special day. Her candle was blown out ages ago.
14. The “I Don’t Want To Leave This Party Early” Fight Unless you plan on getting cozy with your hand tonight, you will stay with us until we are ready to leave. This isn’t us making a scene, it’s us relishing in the scene.
15. The “Tell Me You Love Me” Fight This one usually doesn’t come out until you’ve fought about something completely unrelated for 20 minutes. Who said girls were complicated?
www.radar.ng/art-life/15-arguments-no-guy-has-ever-won-against-his-girlfriend-and-never-will/
Reading this brought back some memories and made me laugh This too long and is not applicable in naija |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Ladybluecash(f): 2:43pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
I jos waste my MB. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Funmiololo: 3:11pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
vizkiz: you should also add "you are getting addicted to NL fight" and
"I wanna watch africa magic/Korean movie fight" lol |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by eatlola: 3:11pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
women are not dat bad |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by DAVE5(m): 3:13pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
wat abt "wtf is this thread doin on frontpage" fight nko... such a boring piece of thrash by the op, i actually expected somtin 9z |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by kamez(m): 3:19pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
The beyonce concert fight?? For dis naija??
Hmmm guess u were refereing to the bright chimezie concert |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 3:35pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? they didnt ask for ebola cure? |
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Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by acho1983: 5:02pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
hmmnnn |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Owoplenty(m): 5:04pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Men is too hard, the writer is a cronic feminist, Ano bi woman wrapper na. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Gabygaby: 5:07pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
fr3do: What's an argument in the first place? I don't think the aforelisted are arguments. ----------you are right it is just a discussion. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Suarezilla(m): 5:26pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
justi4jesu: As much as he protests, as much as he tries to fight back, there are just some arguments that no matter what, a man will never win. Because — repeat after me — the lady is always right.
who told u d right is better than the left? |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Revolva(m): 5:49pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Singing story for the gods to op |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nicepoker(m): 5:52pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? put am belle one time they wil automatically narrow down the list |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by iswallker(m): 6:31pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
What's this poo doin on front page.. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Paulv(m): 6:43pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? i pray God help you, 4 real. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by AriDsexy(f): 8:05pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
barcanista: Abeg na which tribe? I need to avoid that tribe like plague This should be Igbo or Calabar. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 8:19pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
AriDsexy: This should be Igbo or Calabar. thanks babe 4 d info. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 9:43pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? buhahahahaha.... well, if you can afford it then go for it But if you can't, go take a loan from the bank.... The woman na princess? wetin concern una marriage with king and buying slippers for villagers? #Extortion |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 9:47pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
barcanista: thanks babe 4 d info. It's definitely Not igbo.. It's definitely a village in a riverine area... Maybe rivers |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 9:48pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
barcanista: thanks babe 4 d info. It's definitely Not igbo.. It's definitely a village in a riverine area... Maybe rivers or bayelsa |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
ARES:
they didnt ask for ebola cure? Lol |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 10:08pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
nma24: It's definitely Not igbo.. It's definitely a village in a riverine area... Maybe rivers or bayelsa it can't be Rivers nor Bayelsa babe |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by jtwest(m): 10:10pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? Dis money dat will buy dis is enough to buy an island in dubai |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 10:12pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
barcanista: it can't be Rivers nor Bayelsa babe Why? they requested for canoes |