utenwuson: D funny tin is " were I come frm".....if a married woman cheat' she ll b havn nightmare till she confesses n eventually die! Bad nightmaressss

In my own place, if a woman cheats, her husband will fall sick and eventually die unless she confesses. So women wey wan kill their husbands would jejely go and cheat on him!

These hoes ain't loyal - Chris brown

no difference

TMILewin:

Sister biko wats the difference between commting suicide and killing ur self?

new tactics..[quote
author=kreamidiva]


In my own place, if a woman cheats, her husband will fall sick and
eventually die unless she confesses. So women wey was kill their
husbands would jejely go and cheat on him! [/quote]

Where's your place?

Well I don't believe that either. So if I'm from your place and have a son,means my son can die if his wife cheats on him?

Naa. I don't think so.
Such things will only work for those who believe them.

kreamidiva:


In my own place, if a woman cheats, her husband will fall sick and eventually die unless she confesses. So women wey was kill their husbands would jejely go and cheat on him!

ahnie: new tactics..

My sister, one man just died last month. I doubt if he's been buried. My mum was gisting me that the wife cheated and was caught. She was meant to appease the community and her hubby with certain things that she was asked to buy before the husband died!

Just last month o.

cococandy: Where's your place?

Well I don't believe that either. So if I'm from your place and have a son,means my son can die if his wife cheats on him?

Naa. I don't think so.
Such things will only work for those who believe them.

Arochukwu. Abia state.

It's one of their numerous beliefs that still holds water till date.

Ok

kreamidiva:

Arochukwu. Abia state.

Seems its open season on cheating and counter cheat threads on NL Family Sexsion

ok.. since the op wants reactions... i will use the mat

the puzzle must stop.why must another pays for what isnt committed by him.the gods are bias[quote
author=kreamidiva]

My sister, one man just died last month. I doubt if he's been buried. My
mum was gisting me that the wife cheated and was caught. She was meant
to appease the community and her hubby with certain things that she was
asked to buy before the husband died!

Just last month o.[/quote]

ahnie: the puzzle must stop.why must another pays for what isnt committed by him.the gods are bias

Lol... abi o. My mum expantiated and said that if the man knows and doesn't report to the community, he will die. So in the case of the man above, i think he knew but didn't say anything until his wife was caught red-handed. But if the man doesn't know, it's the woman that would die.

@coco maybe she's juju-ticed the gods.i remember Alex telling me that,its a taboo to admire any man.sometimes ayam begining to believ that,all this gods and ancestors thing is just a coax.

my husband said,its a taboo to admire another man.and you need to cee how he was.[quote
author=kreamidiva]

My sister, one man just died last month. I doubt if he's been buried. My
mum was gisting me that the wife cheated and was caught. She was meant
to appease the community and her hubby with certain things that she was
asked to buy before the husband died!

Just last month o.[/quote]

kreamidiva:


In my own place, if a woman cheats, her husband will fall sick and eventually die unless she confesses. So women wey wan kill their husbands would jejely go and cheat on him!

A part in Delta State has this belief that a woman who cheats on her husband and conceals it will bring death upon her child if she has any.

For me, i dont believe in such though. That doesnt mean infidelity should be encouraged...

sheniqua: Everyday we are inundated with how and why men cheat
This is for the ladies ,power has changed hands

How to cheat without being caught.

1. Make sure your lover is out of town and preferably in a different geopolitical region.
If you and hubby live in Abuja he should live in Lagos.if you and hubby in Makurdi,he had better be in Owerri and when you do your rendezvous,you must be discreet.It's safer for you to visit him at his location than him to visit yours.
If possible,meet at a third location where no one knows you both.Conferences and seminars out of town are good places to meet

2.On no account must you call him with your known phone number.get a special phone just for him and all your secrets will be safer.
If possible leave that phone at work on in your car and out of sight.Allow your husband access to your regular phone,FB etc.and act normal.


3.if he is a better man and you plan on having his babies and passing them off as your husband's you must make sure the man looks somewhat like your hubby .if your hubby is dark skinned,you don't want to choose Mike Ezuronye as your side bobo and if you and your husband are light skinned ,your bobo had better not be Segun Arinze.
Other features like big bulging eyes and red lips must also be put into consideration.

4.In bed,you must make sure not to call out his name mistakenly.That is suicidal. A good way to avoid this is to call everyone honey or sweetie or big daddy .you don't want to be with your husband Kunle and be shouting Chukwuemeka.
You may get hurt.

5. Get a chime of some signal for the door to tell when your husband comes home so you are not caught unawares and your secret comes out.You must be alert and vigilant and ready to switch off all devices in case.

6. If your side bobo likes red lingerie and you got some red lingerie to mesmerize him,please do keep them out of sight and keep wearing your Mary Amaka nightie with your husband if that's what he is used to.You don't want to start answering unnecessary questions .
If you and hubby are missionary people please keep it that way and save the jihad style for your lover.


I will come up with other tips later




[size=4pt]Kai,nobody should attack me o,na high powered joke,I believe in absolute faithfulness but I want to see reactions[/size]

OP,if u are a man, ur wife ll surely cheat on u for posting dis & if ur a woman, dnt forget " everyday for d Thief, one day for d owner(i.e. No mata how smart you are, if God wan catch u, he catch u. ) OLORIBURUKU!

May I never have any reason to cheat on my hussy or even consider the OPs suggestion IJN, Amen. *runs out of thread*

ahnie: my husband said,its a taboo to admire another man.and you need to cee how he was.

How about a man admiring a woman?? How much of a taboo is it?

am presently in your state now(aba)came for a seminar.no good road network.

cococandy: Ok

uboma:

A part in Delta State has this belief that a woman who cheats on her husband and conceals it will bring death upon her child if she has any.

For me, i dont believe in such though. That doesnt mean infidelity should be encouraged...

Me, infidelity is one of the things i would never dream of on my part. Simply because i love the person I'm with. Many times, people use it as a form of revenge but still it doesn't make sense. My husband paid my bride price and therefore has EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS over my kini ko until such a time when it is clear that we've completely gone our separate ways.

It would be insulting to him if i allow any other person access to my privates...
At least i owe him that much as the man who married me.

lols...

kreamidiva:

How about a man admiring a woman?? How much of a taboo is it?

Hahaha. I don't live in aba o.
That's a joke I always tell.
Lol

Only visited a few times. That place is a dump. I can't survive there.
Ajebo like me

ahnie: am presently in your state now(aba)came for a seminar.no good road network.

But of course it is. Just be faithful because you love him.

I wonder why people are more afraid of dead rotten relatives than they are of STIs amd STDs
Imagine people shivering because of rotten flesh being consumed by termites as we speak but don't give a hoot about HIV and the rest which should be enough reason for anyone to zip up tightly. Very very tightly.

Reason fails

ahnie: @coco maybe she's juju-ticed the gods.i remember Alex telling me that,its a taboo to admire any man.sometimes ayam begining to believ that,all this gods and ancestors thing is just a coax.

kreamidiva:


In my own place, if a woman cheats, her husband will fall sick and eventually die unless she confesses. So women wey wan kill their husbands would jejely go and cheat on him!

I assume guys from your place who believe such will be extra careful to treat their wives nicely so that they won't go and 'kill' them

See guarantee. Choi.
Ije uwa

..and what happens when married men cheat?

utenwuson: D funny tin is " were I come frm".....if a married woman cheat' she ll b havn nightmare till she confesses n eventually die! Bad nightmaressss

LaRoyalHighness: ..and what happens when married men cheat?

Same punishment for HIM and HER. Not a physical punishment but divorcing will be a right step.

I think that is fair..... Can't stop loling

kreamidiva:


In my own place, if a woman cheats, her husband will fall sick and eventually die unless she confesses. So women wey wan kill their husbands would jejely go and cheat on him!

LaRoyalHighness: I think that is fair..... Can't stop loling

How is that fair? You are a sick person for laughing at evil deeds. -_-

Haba! I was just kidding na


but why are you such an angry fellow?


Common get lost!

JamalUganda22:

How is that fair? You are a sick person for laughing at evil deeds. -_-

LaRoyalHighness: Haba! I was just kidding na


but why are you such an angry fellow?


Common get lost!

I'm not angry, I feel sad that people laugh at other people's death. What if it is true? What if your husband cheats on you and you die? Will that be funny? Also don't tell me to get lost, I just got here. I find this forum very entertaining and informative. lol

First of all, I don't believe those stories. And I have every right to laugh at what ever. And you have no right to insult me. #I may just be your mother ...you know this is nairaland... Right?... Now, get busy son!

JamalUganda22:

I'm not angry, I feel sad that people laugh at other people's death. What if it is true? What if your husband cheats on you and you die? Will that be funny? Also don't tell me to get lost, I just got here. I find this forum very entertaining and informative. lol

OP,

You are a jobless tosspot!

LaRoyalHighness: First of all, I don't believe those stories. And I have every right to laugh at what ever. And you have no right to insult me. #I may just be your mother ...you know this is nairaland... Right?... Now, get busy son!

Dear mom,
I am not telling you to do anything. I am simply stating my opinion that I find it sad that people laugh at other people's misery. Like I don't know you, you don't know me. I could be your father too. Remember this is an open and democratic forum and I am allowed to state my opinion regardless of your feelings, like in a democracy.

Have fun being a devil's toy
Your loving son.