kreamidiva:

Me, infidelity is one of the things i would never dream of on my part. Simply because i love the person I'm with. Many times, people use it as a form of revenge but still it doesn't make sense. My husband paid my bride price and therefore has EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS over my kini ko until such a time when it is clear that we've completely gone our separate ways.

It would be insulting to him if i allow any other person access to my privates...
At least i owe him that much as the man who married me.

cococandy:
I assume guys from your place who believe such will be extra careful to treat their wives nicely so that they won't go and 'kill' them

See guarantee. Choi.
Ije uwa

uboma:


How romantic...

JamalUganda22:
Dear mom,
I am not telling you to do anything. I am simply stating my opinion that I find it sad that people laugh at other people's misery. Like I don't know you, you don't know me. I could be your father too. Remember this is an open and democratic forum and I am allowed to state my opinion regardless of your feelings, like in a democracy.

Have fun being a devil's toy
Your loving son.

pickabeau1: Seems its open season on cheating and counter cheat threads on NL Family Sexsion

ok.. since the op wants reactions... i will use the mat

alutacontinua: Op, waiting for the other points

alutacontinua: Op, waiting for the other points

sheniqua: Everyday we are inundated with how and why men cheat
This is for the ladies ,power has changed hands

How to cheat without being caught.

1. Make sure your lover is out of town and preferably in a different geopolitical region.
If you and hubby live in Abuja he should live in Lagos.if you and hubby in Makurdi,he had better be in Owerri and when you do your rendezvous,you must be discreet.It's safer for you to visit him at his location than him to visit yours.
If possible,meet at a third location where no one knows you both.Conferences and seminars out of town are good places to meet

2.On no account must you call him with your known phone number.get a special phone just for him and all your secrets will be safer.
If possible leave that phone at work on in your car and out of sight.Allow your husband access to your regular phone,FB etc.and act normal.


3.if he is a better man and you plan on having his babies and passing them off as your husband's you must make sure the man looks somewhat like your hubby .if your hubby is dark skinned,you don't want to choose Mike Ezuronye as your side bobo and if you and your husband are light skinned ,your bobo had better not be Segun Arinze.
Other features like big bulging eyes and red lips must also be put into consideration.

4.In bed,you must make sure not to call out his name mistakenly.That is suicidal. A good way to avoid this is to call everyone honey or sweetie or big daddy .you don't want to be with your husband Kunle and be shouting Chukwuemeka.
You may get hurt.

5. Get a chime of some signal for the door to tell when your husband comes home so you are not caught unawares and your secret comes out.You must be alert and vigilant and ready to switch off all devices in case.

6. If your side bobo likes red lingerie and you got some red lingerie to mesmerize him,please do keep them out of sight and keep wearing your Mary Amaka nightie with your husband if that's what he is used to.You don't want to start answering unnecessary questions .
If you and hubby are missionary people please keep it that way and save the jihad style for your lover.


I will come up with other tips later

You are teaching married women how to cheat on their hubby God will punish you idiot


[size=4pt]Kai,nobody should attack me o,na high powered joke,I believe in absolute faithfulness but I want to see reactions[/size]

ITbomb: This is why I don't login to nairaland at night

Godmystrength: what do you need them for? Do you want to make a copy for you wife?

cococandy: You want to catch your wife when she cheats huh?

alutacontinua:
Naaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my wife is allergic to other men's pinkolo
It's my best friend's wife that I don't trust

acidosisTM: great points

Godmystrength:

acidosisTM:
Yea mama

Godmystrength: I thought you no longer do the mat

Godmystrength: hmm. what is great about the points anyway. I don't have anything to say to the OP because i know it must be a joke gone bad...

acidosisTM:

I believe cheating must be a 50-50 thing. The autonomy shouldn't be given to men.

cococandy: B.M You shouldn't have added that it was a joke.
The reactions would have been real and ferocious.

cococandy: B.M You shouldn't have added that it was a joke.
The reactions would have been real and ferocious.

sheniqua: Abeg familanders forgive me
This is me in my alternate moniker being silly
Blame it on coogar and an earlier thread with ms nwando

I enjoyed the reaction sha

coogar:

blame it on coogar?

darlingnuel: The ladies are commenting more than the men! Chai! I hope my wife-to-be ain't viewing this evil.

Godmystrength: okay o.