Dis tin we call 'love' has a way of making us act stupid sometimes. Below is a list of the most common foolish acts of love:

1. Ur ex has long moved on, and u day dia day hope say one day papilo will come to his/her senses, break up with his/her new lover and come bak to u. Iyanmi! Afo day ifot or what? Its a dreamer's world sha.

2. Ur ex is now married and ur zobo mind keeps telling u dat ur still in love with him/her. Chai! Alice in wondaland.

3. He beats you wella. But u cant leave him cos ur in love with him. Is it him u love, or is it his money or e be like say in punches and slaps day give u vitamin Q? Na wa oh! :@

4. He/she treats you with so much disrespect even in front of friends and family, even in public. And u say its just his/her bad side. Are u okay? :/

5. U guys are sexually incompatible. He wants it 3ice a week. U want it once a month or once in 2 months. And u believe dat one day her libido will increase to match ur own becos u love her. Bros, u want turn water into wine?

6. She is 15yrs older dan you. People think ur dating ur school principal. And u say ur following ur heart. Da! Iwod afo afon doh? Iyanmi!

7. He's happily married with kids and in wife sef fine pass u. And den u say ur in love with a married man. Hhmm! Ami mbaha ku ufok oh! :@

8. Ur girlfriend na Lai Mohammed first daughter. She lie pass Linus Osigwe and u know dat she lies a lot. But u believe in giving her a 1000th chance. Why? Ur in love! Oya clap for yasef. :p

9. She calls u only when she needs help from u. If she sleep with u, she must ask for sth cashlike? In fact, anytime u guys are together, she always says sth like 'Honey, pls can u buy me ...' or 'Sweetheart, pls can I get xxxxx amount of money from u?'. And u say u love her. Bros, u just mite be such a loving and caring atm machine. ;(

10. U know wot it means to be friendzoned. U know say she day friendzone u. But ya left mind day tell u say one day she go change her mind come begin day love you, abi? Never give up! If der is life, der is hope! :*

11. He calls u often. Not becos he cares or becos he's missing u. But becos d guy day monitor ur movement. In go even listen to ur background noise to make sure say if u say u day for hostel in go day hia female hostel noise. If not, wahala don day be dat. Sometimes ma guy go even call ya mumsy or sibling just to confirm wia u tell am say u go. Nma! Sis, u sure say u rily want marry dis guy? Say in drop u small cash for scl or in bin help pay ya scl fees no mean say u must marry am na. Na marital prison plus possible beatings u go day get from control-freaks like dis oh! Bros, u dont understand! Oh! I forgot! U love him and u believe once u get married, he will change for d beta, abi? Unam ikot mpoh!

12. So becos u were heartbroken u dont believe in love anymore. U think all men are dogs abi? Oya which breed be ur papa? Or u think all women are sluts abi? E be like say I been see person way resemble ya mama for ekamba itut junction on friday nite.
Look! If u go to a city for d first time, and d first man u meet to ask for directions turns and gives u a dirty slap for talking to him, does dat mean dat everybody in dat city is a mad man? Nne! Der are lots of good guys out there. Bros, der are lots of good girls out there. But ur pain wont let u see dem. ;(

13. You use ya school fees, as in ya papa hard earned money take buy her d new iphone6, in addition to d blackberry u way u bin don buy for her way she still day use. So she now has two fones, and u always send her recharge card. U hav one blackberry plus d skool fees way u neva pay. And u day plan job popsy and mumsy big-time make u fit raise cash take pay ya skool fees and also buy her an lv shoe. Wow! Isnt dat so romantic?
Bros! Clap for yaself cos ur a very big fool! :@

Well, dat is d end of my story. Hope u enjoyed it? Some of us have been guilty of one or two. U can always add urs sha. We learn everyday.

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Haaba!!!
Must u hv a topic??

polz: Bros go n slip_ etz late already















Haaba!!!
Must u hv a topic??

I day nite shift. Guy man nid to shine in eye na (uses toothpick to wedge eyelids). Smh

obongproff:

I day nite shift. Guy man nid to shine in eye na (uses toothpick to wedge eyelids). Smh

Lol_ wedge am well o

I No fit laugh

Am a culprit of # 12 am guilty as charged.

your guy proposed and gave u a ring 8 years back, and u still believe he'll marry u soon

Are you Lord of the Rings

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I love your metaphors. If you originally own the post though..
By the way, people always do crazy things when they're in love.

Lol... The Boys ain't smiling.

constance500: your guy proposed and gave u a ring 8 years back, and u still believe he'll marry u soon
Are you Lord of the Rings

bigt2: I love your metaphors. If you originally own the post though..
By the way, people always do crazy things when they're in love.

Tanx bro. Its 100% originality and uniqueness.

I'm so guilty of 11 sha.

constance500: your guy proposed and gave u a ring 8 years back, and u still believe he'll marry u soon

Are you Lord of the Rings

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