lefulefu:

[size=28pt]Naija women make una look at una couterparts for other countries.Those women dey indenpendent and dem dey work and dem no dey beg men for money like una.Naija women na 21st ceentury oooo.Time don reach for una to buckle up [/size]

enlarged so they can read it properly since eye dey pain them

REALITY101:

They ain't my type. The few Nl girls I v seen all look alike apart from Ogugua. The rest are just good for emergency one night stand in a dark room. No hard feelings girls

anita19 nko

ogugua is not my tyme - im too sexy to date sum1 like dat

MsDarkSkin:

rokiatu shut up there!
go read the pages! you won't regret it sis

lefulefu:

Ehen if bird poo on top of their wig na dem go still go dey worry a guy make im buy new brazilian wig for them

Its like you dont understand how these nigerian girls work

if a bird poos on the wig

you think say them go complain

Them go sofree take OKADA or trek go house

Boil better HOT WATER soak the HAIR FOR inside for 2days

dry am for HOT SUN wear am go party on friday Nite

No body go notice 

tellwisdom:

[size=14pt] chew gum Na the last day wey u go see the gurl be dat [/size]

before nko

the next day i called her

she said NEVER YOU CALL MY FONE ever again - that was 2years ago

last week she added me on BB and billed me 80K

I delete am sharply

Goldieluks:

Lmao@looking for groundnut everywhere

SHIE BE YOU SEE WHAT IM ALWAYS SAYING

THEY ALWAYS LIKE THEIR MOUTH TO MOVE

I REMEMBER ONE TIME, A LOCO SAID SHE JUST FEEL LIKE CHEWING SUMTIN

THINKING I WOULD PARK AND BUY SUYA FOR HER - INSTEAD I DROVE 2,000KMPH IN SEARCH OF CHEWING GUM THAT NITE

AND HAD TO GO TO MAMA IYABO HOUSE COS SHE HAD CLOSED HER KIOSK JUST TO BUY CHEWING GUM

NOR BE CHEW YOU WAN CHEW - CHEW WETIN NOR DEY FINISH NOW!!

Rubbish

Tenk Gawd 4 my life

9JA BABES - MBANU!!

REALITY101:

You had to do what?

laff

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Chimezie198:

ENTER BUSH

sorry reality - I had to

Sagamite:


Be Patriotic and do your country proud o.

Fokasibe like a pro.

As im dey lie there, before you wire am with that koboko, pause for a few seconds and sing the national anthem.

"Arise o compatriots, . . . . . . .

Haba

I kant let baba saga down now!

the_telz:

Abi, Xclusive sef dey expensive. These girls of nowadays sef dey amaze me' they'll make hair of 10k every 2 weeks , that's 240k per year when I can get a good haircut for 200 every month and that's 2400 per year and they'll still be running to you that they're broke