tellwisdom:


Almost everywhere i go, you see a gurl and a Guy sitting together, either the chews something or she drinks something!!. Why?? Must you eat or drink on a firsts date?? .

In a western world, u see a gurl and a guy enjoying themselves even without drinks or food. . But reverse is the case here.

You see a gurl staring round the place looking for groundnut seller or youghurt seller to chew and gist with the guy. And when she cldnt get one, she frowns and all talk from the guy wld be falling on deaf ears. Why?? .

A guy wld be scared of taking a gurl out for just a drink, getting there, she begins to order for NWKOBI, MACARRONI, ROASTED FISH . Too bad

na lie @ bolded
the western world is known for sitting somewhere and eating or drinking. Most first dates are usually in a resturant coffe house or even movie theater (pop corn and soda)

Dont even try taking our gurls to a popcorn store for a first date . You wld probably end up talking to a deaf .

tellwisdom:

Dont even try taking our gurls to a popcorn store for a first date . You wld probably end up talking to a deaf .

Goldieluks:

Lmao@looking for groundnut everywhere

SHIE BE YOU SEE WHAT IM ALWAYS SAYING

THEY ALWAYS LIKE THEIR MOUTH TO MOVE

I REMEMBER ONE TIME, A LOCO SAID SHE JUST FEEL LIKE CHEWING SUMTIN

THINKING I WOULD PARK AND BUY SUYA FOR HER - INSTEAD I DROVE 2,000KMPH IN SEARCH OF CHEWING GUM THAT NITE

AND HAD TO GO TO MAMA IYABO HOUSE COS SHE HAD CLOSED HER KIOSK JUST TO BUY CHEWING GUM

NOR BE CHEW YOU WAN CHEW - CHEW WETIN NOR DEY FINISH NOW!!

Rubbish

Tenk Gawd 4 my life

9JA BABES - MBANU!!

wat about goin 2 d cinemas

Cinema ko, National threatre iganmu ni

tellwisdom:

[size=14pt] chew gum Na the last day wey u go see the gurl be dat [/size]

before nko

the next day i called her

she said NEVER YOU CALL MY FONE ever again - that was 2years ago

last week she added me on BB and billed me 80K

I delete am sharply

tellwisdom:

For SKY Aby na for YIM??

Mumu

Freiburger:

I usually take a girl out for jogging on a first date.

naija girls too chop sef.just for a date she go dey order for[b] five plates of akpu[/b] and three plates of fried rice with goat head and chicken

^add fried snail on top

I usually take a girl out for jogging on a first date.

U mean ur blud sister??

tellwisdom:

U mean your blud sister??