₦airaland Forum

Dannylux: If you wanna sound ridiculously silly, please be smart at it. It's IGBO not Ibo. And I believe both of them aren't Igbos to worsen your inanity.

the ibo's are angry
Go and appease your gods - im not the cause for your misfortune

Uniquexty: I dey tells u brotherly. Wahala dey for me o. We have dated for quite a reasonable tym now and he has started thinking of marriage. Not every boyfriend is a husband. I love him o but not enough to marry him. I have tried every approach to break this but he has refused. He loves me like mad. All his Friends and family now refers to me as his wife.

so in other words you are there for his money!!


Someone call me the inspector Police, we have a thief in our midst

olawalelarry: mine sucks a lot after I left nigeria in 2011,I heared she had another boyfriend,I called her and asked if wot I heared is true,she begged me to forgive her but I said no and since den she rekindle and start calling me names and swear me on facebook i couldn't help but to block her cos I can't keep on exhanging word with her, she is 20yrs old tho

Praaaaaaaiiiise the lord. Brethren, I want to thank God for the salvation of my soul. Secondly, I want to appreciate God for protection me and provision me.

Brethren God has finarry does it. I has been blowsing with my nokia 3310 on nailarand. I have did all i should does to make flont page but all to no avail.

I don suffer for nairaland. Some people tell me to "Go and die" others say i resemble "Obasenjo"
some even discomboburate my head with oyibo wey my papa no know the meaning.
But today God has did it, he has does it. Now I stand gidigba for frontpage. Thousands of people go con dey read my post. Me wey be like tooth pick. Pllllaise the lord. Harreruyah.

I want to uses my testimony as a medium of contact to all nairalander wey never reach front page say the God wey do my own go do una own. Pastor thank for ur player ooo. Oga seun u too much. The mod wey take over from SEXKILLZ God go bress and surplice you. People wey comment 4 dis thread I thank una werru wel.

My choir abeg sing skelewu make i take thank my God

cdamsel: the 190 i know & love is back,boy have I missed u?
Good is not in ur nature

did i say i was ever been Good

vizkiz: i quess she's a yoruba girl i knw d feelinq

Enegod: they don't ban 190 anymore... they now know is a waste of time doing so

crackhaus: First face is slim and wearing a clown-hat, the next one became puff and is wearing papa's cap...
A muscular face followed wearing a sun-window, then the next ones became young and okay but wearing a bow-tie and a rain-coat...
Finally, the last face looks like that of a weed-dealer...

Bro..no offence, but this face of Nairaland is very confusing... Which of them is the real face?

Laposky: MORE PHOTOS

hammedkola: You guys need to stop being childish

vizkiz: nw dts awkward! Wuh is she qonna do when u wanna do d *kiss d bride*(ish)

I swear down i dont know. . . I'll sure as hell try and hype her up for the occasion
we both looking forward to it already

joshua idibia: dat cloth sef. she no dey tire to wear am? [size=38pt]WOW! i am 1st to comment on the 2nd page[/size]

cdamsel: y am I not surprised?

martha: Been there; Done that...

Heineken: I can't even marry a virgin. Imagine u pounding your wife and she's just looking at you. Its somehow

U have never driven a brand new car..thats why you're talking like this

My wife na me go use my hand disvirgin am if ive not done that already sef