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xynerise: Who cares?

yuzedo: ok let dem bought Playstation 3, NFA too shoud bought Playstation 3, both of us play FIFA 2013, any body dat win have quallifier!

Foool is malawi on ps 3

ITbomb: Till I see a pix of it flying.
Dont care if assembled or manufactured.
JUST MAKE IT FLY

megadeath: Hehehe. Lies!! Those planes and that tarmac are in NAF base kaduna. No silly nairalander built them. They're being used to teach airforce personnel drone technology.

apache77: [b]serious matter.

I feel for u gan, but this is what happens when you stubbornly go ahead to marry another persons wife..she only married you because that ex married someone else, and your marriage is hanging by a thread, and it would crumble soon than later.
First, she is only still married to you because that ex is still married to some else.

Its not about money, cos you both seem a tad comfortable. It isnt about personality because you seem to be a good guy(which is why she is taking you for granted). I think it is the sex- the other guy used to shhag her well while it may seem you are not giving it to her enough, or the way she wants.
What ever the case- you have two options-
1. Kick her out immediately
2.forcefully bring her undr your will.
this woman will not change, she is only managing you- if after you have been married to her and she has children, she is still manipulating you this way? send away, and get a divorce in court and get on with your life. Thats the only viable option to you now- forget all those pray, cudlle, romance exponents.

Or the second option- forcefully bring her under your will. Your wife doesnt respect you and when a woman doesnt respect a man, she can do anything even under his nose.I am not an advocate for hitting women,but desperate situations require desperate measures. You are a weakling, so she even leaves her messages for you to read. she cant be bothered deleting them, meaning that- you can read them if you so wish.

When she gets the next message,give her a black eye- by the time you descend on her once or twice, she will start quavering and hiding her infidelity- or atleast doing it with tact.

Fear of course will not bring love, but it will buy you enough time to shop for a replacement cos sooner rather than later, she will leave for this guy even as a second wife.
Give yourself brain and act now. You are too weak to check her excesses.[/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

fluid26: I may be wrong, but you sound like you're either garrulous or overly petty; hence your threats, cajoling and quarreling have little or no effect. I am not going to ask you about your sex life or other addenda. I will also not ask if you have children, or if your in-laws are dead or alive. It is also not relevant (to me) if you have relatives or family living with you.

Here's what I think you should do, in the following order:

1. Collect the car keys immediately.
2. Withdraw that 'extra' financial support.
3. Start shopping for a replacement (another domestic appendage).
4. Send her packing on Dec31st or January 1st. Why this date? I will tell you. When every other person is celebrating their entry into 2014 and making plans to advance, she will be totally devastated and disorientated. Let's see if her ex will supply her all that she needs to fit into society.

The only factor that should speed up her ousting is her accepting any further gifts from her ex. If she accepts any bank deposits or perfume or recharge card etc...even if it's tonight, send her away immediately.

You must find a replacement between now and December 31st. When you send her away, bring in the new girl immediately. This will teach her that no one is indispensable.

Are we clear?

engineerd: DUDE...GET A LIFE, A JOB OR A HOBBY....YOU AND YOUR DUMB FONT STYLES AND IMMATURE GIF'S....YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL HERE ON NAIRALAND YOU ARE JUST AN IDIOTIC AGBAYA WITH A BLOATED E- EGO...SINCE YOU REPLIED TO MY POST, THEN I CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU FIT INTO ONE OF THE CATEGORIES ...PICK ONE.....DUMMY, SEMI-ILLITERATE OR SIMPLY UNINTELLIGENT? ABI ALL OF THE ABOVE NI OLODO!!!

iterator25: e mould am with clay.. ode

sexymoma: Best comment i've ever seen from 190... Things are really changing for good dis days.

elrony: Hoping to see 190 make a lady go bananas

won all wooing competition's ever

adaobi123: An 8 year old girl does not need an ipad.

Go outside and play with the trees

Baybe: Okay. We fit export this one??

rotfl

9jadelta: it looks. like coffin

the amount of time put by you on such a comment shows the stupidity level is higher than ever

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=20pt]Now we're going to take a re-rundown of the Official Top 10 Trending ladies in the Romance section![/size][/color]

[color=crimson][size=20pt]1. ITSMODELLA[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]And now here comes how our official number one on the chart of the biggest, the most admired, the most crushed on lady of this section. You can quote me verbatim on that, wherever you see me, and I can give you cogent reason on that a million times.
Sometimes, I think if the name "Modella" means green, and I've always imagined her to be an offshore celebrity (off NL), because she seems to look like one when you read her post. But her personal motto scares the devil outta me, that is why the best I can do is laud her and it ends there. She refused to be broke, so Mr. Brokeass, look pass her because you may be sitting on a very long thing that might pierce you.
She's a prowess in the making and you got to love her for that.
Minimum requirements just for a start is, at least one room in Banana Island , then private jet, and private Ipad 5 and also private money
We refuse to be broke! [/color]


[color=crimson][size=20pt]2. ADAOBI[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]Adaobi123, known popularly as "Oyoyo airline", is on the chart in this edition on many grounds. Well deserved in my opinion. Just almost like CFCfan, she makes one post in every second. But asides that, she got more achievement on Nairaland. First, runner up of Miss Nairaland June 2013, and also Winner of the Next Rated Award, which implies that, since 2009 she was registered as a Nairalander till this day, she haven't received any gift (ban) from any MOD, and she have close to 10,000 posts. Beat that!
But if I were a MOD, looking for a way to spoil this record, I'll ban her for her archaic choice of man. Hahahaha.......just joking! Afam is a cool guy though. Their love scenes always reminds me of Nollywood village films, where the most romantic name you can call your husband is "nnayi".
Adaobi would be a good choice, only if Afam wouldn't smell rat in it [/color]


[color=crimson][size=20pt]3. NADIA_SA[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]Holy Mandela!
That's what you'll be inadvertently screaming after a careful study of her features.
Now, someone may want to ask why is she on the chart.
If you're not male or a lesbian, i would never blame you if you asked such question.
The lady who happens to be the first Non-Nigerian, South African to be precise, was a finalist in the Miss. NL June 2013. But ever since then, she'd been one of the cynosures of crushes from the males.
You, yes you, reading this, may have crushed on this lady, or jealous her before. Tell your heart the truth and shame the e-devil. I don't lie on Sundays, so you can hold me by my words when I tell you that Nadia's name have filled many e-boys with obsession.
You would wanna win her heart with your lines, but please and please, I'll advice you not to go too emotional.
IKECHUKWU IS NOT A LEARNER! And since he's not, ARE YOU THE LEARNER? Time shall tell.[/color]


[color=crimson][size=20pt]4. LUPEY[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]Hips don't lie! So says Shakira a couple of years ago, of which I believed two months ago.
You would definitely have nothing to argue with me here, if you're a witness of Miss NL june 2013. Asides beauty of the body, she also has the beauty of the brain.
Lupey has definitely prove to be the brand name of exquisitive cerebral/bodily endowment and ineffable beauty. [/color]


[color=crimson][size=20pt]5. CARACTA[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]The self acclaimed nun, is another character played on this chart. She'd gone two spots down from number 3 last edition to number 5 this edition, but still flourish.
Just try within yourself to fantasize on what a Caracta is like off NL, you'll almost be seeing a goddess. You can quote me on that.
But outside fantasies, all we can say of this is NAIRALAND IS A FACELESS FORUM
We were taught in love science that a lady who is engaged to two men is in a LOVE TRIANGLE, but my dear nun is in a LOVE PARALLELOGRAM [/color]


[color=crimson][size=20pt]6. IDOWUOGBO[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]Nairaland razzest babe online, and funkified junky, amazingly went three spots up. This lady is arguably the most influential female personality of the romance section, you'd know better if you were in the. Mr/Miss Nairaland held two months ago. Amongst this features, you can't take intellectual advantage of her, else your flaws will be so magnificient in your eyes. She has also shot so many newbies to celebrity (only on NL o), so I'll advice a newbie to cease thhis opportunity and grab the trophy of online celeb status.[/color]


[color=crimson][size=20pt]7. UJ_SIZZLE[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]Also known as "the sizzler", moved one spot down this year, but you still got a lot to admire in her. Obinoscopy's "PHCN control terminal" will definitely make a good housegirl in my own opinion, but you can't take that prowess spirit bestowed on her.
Did I say housegirl Housewife, I meant. She's so cool.[/color]


[color=crimson][size=20pt]8. SHOLLYPOPZ[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]The tigress is here on the chart for the second time in this position. Wu Zetian is one hell of a tough lady to deal with, but the most fascinating when gotten accustomed to. She's one lady I always look out for her posts, funny indeed. She'd have many thing done with Ironbase, sorry, Ayobase and mentioning, but she's fun to be with.
SHOLLYPAWPAW![/color]


[color=crimson][size=32pt]9. SNIPERINADIAPER[/size][/color]
[color=#000030]And yet another newcomer on the chat makes it. The little case study done on this chick shows us that she's not left out in the League of Hot and Classy Chicks. She's still reticent on her marital status of which the result of it might be ENGAGED!
Gush! I hate anyone whom I crush on to bear that title Better be married
LOL, I was just soliloquizing! I didn't say
From her previous posts, its like she can 'yab' frustrated guys ehn
But trust me guys, no matter how much you know about her, you still know a little. A sharp guy have picked her, and it will take another smart guy like me to go for her.
Let me speak in our simple English; If you tanda for dia they observe, another sharp guy go pick am, na im be say you don turn opposition party be dat [/color]


[color=crimson][size=32pt]10. BR3ND4[/size][/color]
[color=#000030]Like we all know, the word, "Br3nd4" is an "alphabetis et numero" coinage of the name, "Brenda".
Brenda is a young lady of youthful exuberance, not forgetting also, her slender features. Though she'd had alota thing she've done with many Landers, she still makes one of the top choices.
An online badt gyal that could keep your johnny saying hi, when you with her at the chat room.
If you think she isn't yummy as I thought, you can go and ask Oahray [/color]

ROTFL


I nor fit laff abeg!!

so much hope so much hope

btw remove shollypopz off that list

shes not into kiddies stuff


this sh!t is funny merr

Guys are simple human

I stopped after reading this