This is a big slap on my igbo brothers I feel someone has to go merciful and reciprocate







Omg the write up is so wicked only a devil of a writer should pls do the needful. lmfao !

Misleading topic. Emeka was never your ex. Can't even call it a fling.

See as all of them dey open 32...

Some white, some brown, some milk

kaydee:
@Naijasinglegirl

Choi! Babe, U don suffer!

When he was buying all the goodies, she opened her mouth and swallowed them like a whale, she only started rejecting the goodies when she discovered that she was dating someone more dirty than her, she try sha atleast husband and wife cant be pigs.

Naijasinglegirl:
lmaooooooooooooooooo

babe u don come again. Abii

Sai Emeka Sai shit

Sai Emeka Sai shit hhahaahhahah

I seriously doubt the authentic of this story. Did this really happened or is the narrator just being creative?? It is really funny through and also taught a lesson on both sides.

He pulled up his trouser Without wiping his ass unknown that he is being watched live??

If he had catched them watching him at that very moment, he won't have continued the journey or would have kept his distance and avoid eye contact all through.

If emmy boy come across this e fit go commit homicide Nah I meant suicide BTW wetin concern fowl wth piss

But Emeka noh be your boyfriend na.Abi he drill the oil well spiritually?...He na just excortoyor.

Honestly this story is.......disgusting !

Its surprising how you call Emeka your ex-boyfriend. Did you, at least, follow him home? Is that how you get boyfriends? If so, the number of your ex-boyfriends would be hitting thousands by now

AhahahahahahaahahahahhAaaahah,this story made me to remember my own story of this fine miss that I sat down with when going to kano,d girl wz 1 hell of a beauty yarina but midway into the journey she pupu on the seat we were both seating,after tat eh I started avoiding her like ebola patient

Guy, kudos to you for this post! You just averted what would have portrayed boys as unkept to the ladies here on Nairaland with your counter-post!
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If the thing holds one so seriously and the driver is not ready to stop anytime soon yet, hmmmm, you go feel like the world wan end! I personally dread such scenario whenever embarking on a journey!

One wonders how this made fp.

hahahahahahahah! I also broke the ladies ethics code by spying while you took
a dump."
Emeka even scattered guy ethics codes, he did not only broke it

Lolz..................... Naijasinglegirl as from today, na Naijayeyegirl I go se call you

Lol hahahaha.
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Tribalist...

what a very dirty and filthy boy,but he gave u lots of goodies and u were enjoying, just because he pooed then you and ur sister go so disgusted that you two teamed up to rough handle the poor young man...i know that you and ur sister that disgusts poo this way,dont even poo or mess at all? but i tell you that your poo is 100 times more toxic,with nose withering smells that can even make a statue cover his nose...

Haba! Only pupu? As if girls don't pupu... And what if the poop was that "strong" type that leaves no traces and wouldn't necessarily need wiping?

For me it was a cleany act, maybe not squeaky clean, but atleast he didn't contaminate his hands by wiping with a tissue. It was a butt-ground relationship, and not butt-ground-hand relationship. What happend in the butt stayed in the butt.

This is where women shows there laughing power. But girl are u sure Emeka didn't chop and clean mouth? maybe that is y u are angry and deem it fit to retaliate by forming fake story about him. Are u sure u refused going to the hotel with him?

Loooool

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Shyte happens!

Very long ago, l was dating this beauty of a lady and finnaly convinced her to come "home" on a Saturday.
I was already for action and when she showed up, l was like "Today, na today"!

After a lot of caressing and malt drinks, we decided it was time to hit the jackpot!
I undressed and whe nshe finally did same, the odour that emanated from what was suppsoed to be a sweet-smelling encounter, put me into a coma immediately!
I simply freezed-out!

I held my breath, ask to be allowed to urinate and she was pulling me down saying "not now, you are not going anywhere".

I was too "gentleman" to tell her what was wrong and just made all sorts of silly excuse not to get down on her.
When it dawned on her that l was not going to jiggy-jiggy her, she became furious and l just begged her to leave that l was feeling sick (which l was really!).
gave her transport fare back and since that day, l avoided her like a plague.

I did not even want to explain it to her but the stubborn lady confronted me one day and said l was "impotent"... then l let her realize that she needs to improve on her "private part hygiene" ... and she was like "WHAT"?
She busted into tears because according to her, "You too is saying the same thing too?"

You need to see how beautiful this lady was..... and to be carrying such "heart-stopping" odour within her legs!

Make Emeka try to improve his hygiene as well because that is a real turn-off for me.
he could have used some of those money to buy tissue or even used them to clean-off or buy Ragolis water to clean himself naah?



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i once had this kind of your experience but i didnt let her know.The worst thing is that she wanted me to do it raw so i turned it down after she begged me.
The nxt thing she said is that i will go and look for another guy to satisfied me na. Since i refused to do it raw with her..
but the first day i turn her on, i didnt noticed such smellls like a fish smell..
I only just wanted to caressed her then..lol

Engrdonfranki:
This is rubbish!! You are not a lady, and in this story of yours, you have only sounded like a cheap girl that can easily be deceived with material things. As a living being, we were created an imperfect animals which entails and reflects different ideaology in every living creatures. Emeka made a huge mistake, but he stands to be educated and directed in every aspect of his life. What i expected from the girl was to tell Emeka, "Please what have you done? Please go and clean up your butt-ass and wash your hands with soap and water". If you had told him this, i bet you, he would never forget to wash his hands and clean up after every pupu of his life. So my young girl, you shouldnt have done what you did because you still have the areas you make your own mistakes. Lack of experience, understanding and our mistakes makes every living being imperfect.

Every Nairalander should strive to educate the people that needs to be educated and, never disgrace the illitrates because whatever situation we found ourselves today, is purely the wishes of our creator and, please don't mis-use your privilleges,

bros you re so points, i love your comment..

For her mind she go think sey she don take the right decision.
Tho she was 17 then, na small pikin dey worry d girl then..

emmysoftyou

Is he a baby? what is puppu? I think terms like this apply to the youngs. Anyway incredibly funny story.

Realy a funny one. Sweet luv turned sour

tobimillar:
I really wanna puppu right now...where my bae?

about your signature: writing in Arabic is not like writing in English most of d grammars dont really get d message but Arabic is a cool language to learn

Mike008:
Haba! Only pupu? As if girls don't pupu... And what if the poop was that "strong" type that leaves no traces and wouldn't necessarily need wiping?

For me it was a cleany act, maybe not squeaky clean, but atleast he didn't contaminate his hands by wiping with a tissue. It was a butt-ground relationship, and not butt-ground-hand relationship. What happend in the butt stayed in the butt.

correct guy man

This made my day. Its damn funny!

Lolz. So funny. But OP Emeka never friend u sef yet u come dey call am ur "Ex-Boyfriend".

lastpage:

Shyte happens!

Very long ago, l was dating this beauty of a lady and finnaly convinced her to come "home" on a Saturday.
I was already for action and when she showed up, l was like "Today, na today"!

After a lot of caressing and malt drinks, we decided it was time to hit the jackpot!
I undressed and whe nshe finally did same, the odour that emanated from what was suppsoed to be a sweet-smelling encounter, put me into a coma immediately!
I simply freezed-out!

I held my breath, ask to be allowed to urinate and she was pulling me down saying "not now, you are not going anywhere".

I was too "gentleman" to tell her what was wrong and just made all sorts of silly excuse not to get down on her.
When it dawned on her that l was not going to jiggy-jiggy her, she became furious and l just begged her to leave that l was feeling sick (which l was really!).
gave her transport fare back and since that day, l avoided her like a plague.

I did not even want to explain it to her but the stubborn lady confronted me one day and said l was "impotent"... then l let her realize that she needs to improve on her "private part hygiene" ... and she was like "WHAT"?
She busted into tears because according to her, "You too is saying the same thing too?"

You need to see how beautiful this lady was..... and to be carrying such "heart-stopping" odour within her legs!

Make Emeka try to improve his hygiene as well because that is a real turn-off for me.
he could have used some of those money to buy tissue or even used them to clean-off or buy Ragolis water to clean himself naah?



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Cc dinachi