Ikomi:

Interviewer: Presido what do u think of all the calibre of people wanting to get into your cabinet, especially Romeo?

ikomi eche m na ibu gateman, i buzi reporter ka obu interviewer

i hughi na opuola, o na na pjone na aju m ihe i na ede lol

LOL. That position was freely given av not accepted or rejected it. But as long as am still a freeman I can choose what I want to be.

nnenneigbo:

i hughi na opuola, o na na pjone na aju m ihe i na ede lol

was he? Presido nka, we have a long way to go. 

well ka m lakpuo o nna, love and miss u.

awwwwww. Good night we'd surely talk one good day.

Spent my time in the sun yesterday with my cousin and the wife it was lovely. Today am sitting in front of the PC.

Take care still her excellency. Bless u aight.

eeya, at least respect still dey. ya gazie, night baby

Ikomi:

awwwwww. Good night we'd surely talk one good day.

Spent my time in the sun yesterday with my cousin and the wife it was lovely. Today am sitting in front of the PC.

Take care still her excellency. Bless u aight.

nnenneigbo:

eeya, at least respect still dey. ya gazie, night baby

Hmmmmmmmmmmm . lol

I wonder what else dat means apart from wat it says. LOL.

Good night angel, good night.

chei,
nnenneigbo. uhurum profile gi. imaka chei. nne, odizi ka obu gi ka m ga alu o.   nne imaka, eziokwu m nile chei. nne, a ga m alu gi at all cost

aru emego
ezigbo aru

toshmann:

chei,
nnenneigbo. uhurum profile gi. imaka chei. nne, odizi ka obu gi ka m ga alu o. nne imaka, eziokwu m nile chei. nne, a ga m alu gi at all cost

_{coughing hysterically}

ochu nwa okuko nwa ada

ohaneze ndi igbo ekelekwa m unu ooo--ikocrazy, nne ooo, tosh aka m no na elu

monsh ukwu m no n'ala
onweghi ihe meganu

toshmann:

monsh ukwu m no n'ala
onweghi ihe meganu

ihe mega oooo
kedu nke bu na a whole aspiring presido (not a half one, but a whole one ooo) ga na epioghari kama o ga aputa, kwuru "chim" ka michelin. kedu nke nwa be eliza ibata na ogbako na udi na o bu onye ozo. o bu ya bu aru mere.
o bido ugbua zoghariwa, o banyezi e na okwa, o kpokoro ndi igbo nile ga ree were ego tinye na akpa

ya mere m ji sigi enweghi ihe meganu. ndi nche no ya jim jim. onye raa nshi, anyi achara ya amu, were gworo ogwu (or were churu umuada )

toshmann:

ya mere m ji sigi enweghi ihe meganu. ndi nche no ya jim jim. onye raa nshi, anyi achara ya amu, were gworo ogwu (or were churu umuada )

hahahahaha ya gazie ooo.

ya gazie nwanne mmadu

hmmm even gate man choro favors from first lady , Dis our country sef
kedu ihe na eme presido? nwunye gi okechigo gi n'isi akwa? biko puta ka dimkpa kwu oto anyu mamiri gwa anyi ihe mere na anyi enwe be budget!!!

Ndigbo Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ana enwe budget ebe presido ka na epioghari, _{na anyu mamiri ka nwanyi}

romero, ura atu oke, orubeghi gi ihi ura ebe ahu i no?

Ohaneze!

I, Brigadier V. Vitastraka, of the Ohaneze Army address you this morning on behalf of the Ohaneze Armed Forces.

Umu igbo dum afugo na nnukwu ahu na aria ochichi Fromuk na ndi otu ya bu ihe akporo corruption. Ruo ugbua anyi edigoro ha ihe nka.

Kama mgbe cabinet ikpeazu a putara ka anyi ji mara na egwu esigo na Atilogwu banye na Usurugada.

Ya mere mu na ndi agha ndi otum jiri kwado na anyi ga ewepu ndia na onodu ha.

Ohanaeze anyi achogi nsogbu, kama onye mee mpkotu, anyi egosi ha na onwere ihe di iche na egbe na egbe

Cabinet ohuru ga aputa na izu uka na abia.

Ndewo nu!

Bhahahahahah. . .fun,pure fun

Ndigbo doh oooo!

monshege:

ana enwe budget ebe presido ka na epioghari, _{na anyu mamiri ka nwanyi}

Npioghari owu kwan small one. lol. Infact ha si na baaniri the guy a baani.

Chukwu na echezi obodo. lol

Chukwuatasianamuobi nwayi oma, iputana tataa?

Ihe na eme kwa na thredia ooohhh. 

Monsshhheeeeeee I must solicit ur advice on this.

Ihe ina ekwu now bu that na aga hoputa committee to find out ihe mere Presido.

I dont care who and who makes up the committee, but I would like Romeo to be head of committee, with Ynot if he is not been held on corrupt charges. Thank you.

Ikomi nna aputala m zokpu kwa.Achozirim i change aham to eleanya
how ve u been bro?

tasiana:

Ikomi nna aputala m zokpu kwa.Achozirim i change aham to eleanya
how ve u been bro?

Yeah and keep them open, maka na onwegi onye ma ngbe monso chukwu ga agafe. lol

Tasi mu oohhh. lol.

Ikomi:

Yeah and keep them open, maka na onwegi onye ma ngbe monso chukwu ga agafe. lol

Tasi mu oohhh. lol.

BTW i na adizi scarce these days na aputazi nno ka onwa,ka i na emezi anyi the more u look,the less u see

who be this girl wey i dey see here oooo? hmmmm God don chop my heart finish kedu isikwa were tikaputa? long time no see

Wanyi oma nna aputa kwa ooohh. But time has to be shared judiciously maya wu kwara ndi bekey. Aguo ma egwuo nwanne gi woke.  

monshege:

ana enwe budget ebe presido ka na epioghari, _{na anyu mamiri ka nwanyi}

romero, ura atu oke, orubeghi gi ihi ura ebe ahu i no?

hahaha nna ura nyere m tough time last nite

romeo:

who be this girl wey i dey see here oooo? hmmmm God don chop my heart finish kedu isikwa were tikaputa? long time no see

romeo hi,ma ya burukwa gi.kekwanu?congrats,ahurum na enyere gi ministerial appointment,ezigbo potfolio @ that.Ukwu si kwa gi ike na ima na dat ministry siri ike. fyi abughi m girl,agafegom girl,abuzim woman.

it is an honour to serve the women of our land

biko woman ewe kwana iwe nke ukwu na m kporo gi girl

@Tasiana
Nne iwu kwa beauty. Owu gi wu nka ahu, Nne mmara nma no doubt.

@BabyO
BabyO I hope u see Chukwuatasianaobi, nwa oma.

BabyO, let me tell u my juice imiporoo, u would have to bring back, where ever u kept them. U think av forgotten.

Ma nna akwara'mu ihe apupo nso kwuru, dont think that would save u, at most I'll go and tell the whole thing to PapaOsisi