I'm livin' da good lyfe, at least i'm tryna.

how you doin? came outta hiding huh?

ghettochyk:

I'm livin' da good lyfe, at least i'm trying to.

how you doin? came out of hiding huh?

Naaahhhhh. I don't hide, its called priority. 

So whos being on whos tail? 

Yeah, you could call it dat too.

who's got a tail? not you huh? :p

No one comes on my tail. I got a crocodile one, kinda dangerous. lol

I heard a bridge collapsed in the states. U know I read a novel, the title is Billy Bones. lol

The fortune teller always told him he was gonna die in the Missisipi. What happened lately just reminded me of that.

Am about to hit the sack.

See u when I see ya. I'mma try and make that a quickie. lol.

Take care.

@Domzman

Ur nothing but a flash in the pan, not even a glitter. Since the last time BBC metioned u, _{ur nickname I mean.}, We've heard nothing more.

IKOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I finally got u. u ready 2 have ur guts ripped?

the only ikomism in the house, nna kedu ohia chere gi,ka obu moondust ka na achi gi,
Ole ka i mere nwanne?
Igbo Ekene m.

na me be ref today oya make una enter ring ka obu na marlet square which one.

Heyheyheyhey

Lekwanu nsogbu,  .

Moondust, so all the men I sent to bring u down seems non was capable.

Well I guess, i shall try Gringory aka bu ogu, his my last try, let him come back from his journey.   _{If he does.}

Then I will send him across. Innnnnaaaaaaaa. lol.

Mkpon'ani ka mji wey kposa sia ha n'ile isi.

send more! send more!! send more!!!

presido1:

the only ikomism in the house, nna kedu ohia chere gi,ka obu moondust ka na achi gi,
Ole ka i mere nwanne?
Igbo Ekene m.

Boy I must tell u its not an easy road, who feels it knows. Lord help me sustain these blows.

Boy anyi jere Osina, nche kwa na obu a small walk, boy we walked over a thousand kilometers on foot. Amongst all that went only me made it back.  

Ikomi:

Boy I must tell u its not an easy road, who feels it knows. Lord help me sustain these blows.
Boy anyi jere Osina, nche kwa na obu a small walk, boy we walked over a thousand kilometers on foot. Amongst all that went only me made it back.

Osina kwa ke i he ana eme na Osina, i choro ichi father or what.
Isi kwa nu na grengory mere gi, obu na imaghi na gringory nwa akabuogu alotaghi mamfe ojere last year, o bu i he mere ZB jiri kpo isi ya gorimakpa na eti akwa black. O buru na obu Gringory ka ijiri we hope mara na okwu agwula. ndewo for surviving the Osina adventure.

Ikomi:

Boy I must tell u its not an easy road, who feels it knows. Lord help me sustain these blows.

Boy anyi jere Osina, nche kwa na obu a small walk, boy we walked over a thousand kilometers on foot. Amongst all that went only me made it back.  

na the story wey u dey use deceive all these chicks shey? no wonder them dey see u as super hero, but 2day I will bare ur shortcomings before all because u're a fraud!!!!
I know when u walked the thousand kilometers on foot. . . around ur father's compound and all the only u made  it back because no one went with u  

u're in trouble o chief

Ikomi, nwoke m a di kwa serious with you, ayo go m ya mana o juru aju, it seems you will go back to Osina untill obi ajuo ya oyi.

Ogba fuo la ozo!
u will live 2 fight another day

presido1:

Ikomi, nwoke m a di kwa serious with you, ayo go m ya mana o juru aju, it seems you will go back to Osina untill obi ajuo ya oyi.

Except ma ina yo di guy to avert his own defeat.

Dont worry Pres, okwam, av just forgoten how to raise my legs. _{I hope I can still fight.}

kam nwote kwa moondust. Hhhhmmmmmmmmm.

presido1:

Osina kwa ke i he ana eme na Osina, i choro ichi father or what.

Boy u have ur facts right. Ke otu isiri mara.

Look I was lured to Osina, I never knew na owu ije celibacy, ka anyi na eje, actually the journey going wu 1500 kilometers, at the middle of the road after a thousand kilometers when I found out wat they are going to do to me, "Ikomi ichi father", I turned back. Boy Ikomi leaving umuada, dat wont be fear on them(umuada). Or wat do u think?

igbo ndi nwe m!ekene m unu nile oooo

Ikomi:

Boy u have your facts right. Ke otu isiri mara.

Holy Ghost revealed it to me last night.LOL
Nnenne ke ebe i no, i di kwa nma

Igbo ekene kwa m ozo na abalia.

adim nma, eji m gi ugwo

last time i checked my acc nothing came in in your name which implies that e jim ugwo period.

hisses

even more

ka m hapuru gi threadia, enjoy

nnenneigbo:

ka m hapuru gi threadia, enjoy

hmmm ogba oso 1 of igbo kwenu thread

Romeo ndewo, mana ura atuwala m, nnenne biachi ooooh bia nwere onwe gi obi uto.,
Kachi foo nu umuigbo.

presido1:

Romeo ndewo, mana ura atuwala m, nnenne biachi ooooh bia nwere onwe gi obi uto.,
Kachi foo nu umuigbo.

Ga hie ura my brother, verily verily I say unto u, cast ur bread upon the waters, for if its yours it will come back to u, otherwise iga ewen hyper na threadia, I hope I have'nt said too much, as this is none of my bizness. lol.

Boy let me share this story with u all, talking about celibacy.

There was this reverend brother that was posted to my village sometimes, it was a coincidence that I was there in the village for 3 months holiday when he was posted. So as I didn't have much of a friend in the village then, I decided he must be the guy to spend time with.

But unfortunately all our talks related to God and world politics as I wasn't well grounded on Nigerian politics. But u see within me another thing I would really have wanted to discuss with this guy is women and there mentality, u know generally what guys talk about girls and all that. But two things hindered my asking him anything related to what I would have really wanted to talk about.
1. He is not from that village - so he wouldn't know much about the girls there.
2. I thought it would be a disrespect to his proffession/carrier.

But one day fortune came my way. A beatiful reverend sister came visiting the reverend brother, U see I didn't see it as reasonable for me to leave them to themselves as I believed what ever they have to discuss could be said with me there. But to my suprise the reverend brother did'nt seem too comfortable as I was given my whole attention to the reverend sister, and the point was that our house in the village shares the same fence with the church. lol.

In one word I was doing my best to visit the reverend sister as well whereever her convent was, Igbos could be beautiful I tell u. And she was wearing glasses which gave a kind of intelligent beautiful look. Which is a turn on. I could'nt let go. She had a gown as white as snow which in turn exumed respect and holiness, with sandals on, which spelt simplicity. Now tell me can u beat that.

Anyway, u know how the brother sent me packing? He went "we need to go pray for a family", (whereever that is I cant remember). I said "when you say we does that include me", he said "NO", a capital no. I said okay "when will they be back" he went "am not sure". You know when u come from this christian families ur always taught to respect reverend brothers and fathers and sisters. But if this guy was any other G. am sure I would have told him to cut the chase and just tell me he wants to spend time with his girl. But somehow it was there in my mouth but wont come out.

I must be frank I got my own back with him, I asked him all the question I wanted to ask about women, sex and all that as u would talk to a G. But u see, this guys are near to perfect, he knew too much. U know things u dont really expect to hear from them. lol.

Maybe I should'nt have written all this, but I woke up this morning and felt like written what I was reminded of yesterday about celibacy. lol.

Crazy world, sometimes u find answers where u least expect them.

@Babyosisi

U must be a very intelligent woman to pull the kind of jokes u make, u really give me a good laugh.

Nne chukwu gozie gi oooh.

U are the best.

Ikomi:

Ga hie ura my brother, verily verily I say unto u, cast your bread upon the waters, for if its yours it will come back to u,

nwanne all the bread m cast-iri na threadia, onweghi nke biachiri to me o. ha nile mere voom ka june 12.
leegodi anya:
bread____________status

1. 2fine4me over the bar
2. nnenneigbo mirage
3. tasiana the more you look,
4.eddygirl history
5.mukina can u see me?
6. ghettochick touch not
7. cute-ass no love lost
8.kellorah no visa for love

and e blame-uru m otu onye ahu na etinyerem aja na garri everyday unu ma onye owu. hihihi hi hihiiiiiiiiii keduzi nu ihe m ga eme ugbu a o. akwukwu naha abia nu ooo

abd one person

Nna boy iwan kwa la nu, no be small. lol. Oga adi kwa nma. Nevermind ma wuru ndi bekey. lol.

Ko sara babyosisi, if she doesn't have a link she'd have a solution.

Owuru na wanyi nalu woke abuo dowe na ulo, am sure babyosisi will handle that perfectly.

U might be suprised she'd add u to papaosisi. lol