Tosh I latala. . . Mama Pilas obiagokwe I were drossi ya?

I ma na o nwere ihe di iche na panti na drossi

chineke idima o, imela, ugochukwu okafor, nkechi ossai,

mechonu, mgbeke akuko, ewu, anuofia
igbo kwenu!!! eh kwezonu!! ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He aloib, kedu kwanu nke udene na baba.

Olee ihe umu nne gi mere gi i ji akpo ha iyi?

Mmanya ga-esere enyi na enyi okwu, ya tiwaa n'uzo.

udo dikwara gi

anambra, imo state

Is like you don't actually understand Igbo.
I will teach you if you want.

faketan, kedu?
why iji n'ekele monshege maka egwu onyerem? o gbasara gi? and by the way, nke ozo ahu o tinyere maka ndi iro m, imaghi na o bu gi ka o bu n'uche nye m egwu ahu?

anyway, udo diri gi. ebe i narachaala m umuoma n'ile m nwere, jisike. onweghi zi umuoma m nwere ugbu a, and winter n'abia very soon. ya mere m ji ga kporo agadi-ekwe-nka (mama pilas) lakpuo, butere onwe m nsogbua m no ugbua

my room na esi usi ojoo now. even 5hrs after m tufuru the obante o chefuru bem.

hahaha i aint igbo now, lol, u didnt see me saying igbo names, those r the igbo words i know and songs,
oya teach me

faketan:

O buru m ka I na-aju echelon, a no m mma.

Tuo m. . onye biri ka ibe ya biri.

Olekwanu etu i di?

faketan, Onye biri, ibe ya biri,

Aputalu m ula (lafia lau ma o bulu ndi ugwu)

Aka m batasia n'ulo m ugbua ebe mpuburu na mba maka icho ihe afo ga-eri.

Onye tuo mu Nze bu na nwa, m ga-aza n'ihi na obu afa otutu m

nze bu na nwa, okenekwa.

O di mma na ijere choro ihe afo ga-eri. Okwanu afo ekwghi ka ukwu zuru ike.

Maka i nokaria n'ulo ihe acho elee gi anya nihu

Chiori:

presido, abata go'm. So kpom on my cell phone number. 08064356419

good but e gburu oge now, kedu kwanu make onye anyi na ekwu maka ya.
i just wan dial ur number now come see say na 419 end am, fear catch me brother.
u get another one abeg send am.

Pls, only Presido calls. Just substitute 336 in place of 419

Chiori:

Please, only Presido calls. Just substitute 336 in place of 419

ok nga akpo gi mana kee kwanu ebe i no at the moment.

I am still in transit. Once I get to my base, I will switch on the phone. The earliest I expect is Tuesday afternoon. Just be patient. This oil exploration at sea, that is how it is. I am in nigeria now, but am out of reach.

ego mmanu

Chiori:

I am still in transit. Once I get to my base, I will switch on the phone. The earliest I expect is Tuesday afternoon. Just be patient. This oil exploration at sea, that is how it is. I am in nigeria now, but am out of reach.

That is if dimka or pilas and co did not kidnap you somewhere near your base lol _{just joking brother}
Ano'm na Akamkpa(CRS) now.
Onye anyi na ekwu maka ya o no kwa ebea.

toshmann:

faketan, kedu?
why iji n'ekele monshege maka egwu onyerem? o gbasara gi? and by the way, nke ozo ahu o tinyere maka ndi iro m, imaghi na o bu gi ka o bu n'uche nye m egwu ahu?

anyway, udo diri gi. ebe i narachaala m umuoma n'ile m nwere, jisike. onweghi zi umuoma m nwere ugbu a, and winter n'abia very soon. ya mere m ji ga kporo agadi-ekwe-nka (mama pilas) lakpuo, butere onwe m nsogbua m no ugbua

my room na esi usi ojoo now. even 5hrs after m tufuru the obante o chefuru bem.

Tosh jide obi gi aka. . . O tee aka odi njo O ga -adi mma.

Egwu ahu e nyere bu egwu na-adi m mma.

acopirigo m ya.

Tosh nwee ndidi n'ihi na onye ndidi na-eri azu ukpo.

@aloib

aloib:

hahaha i aint igbo now, lol, u didnt see me saying igbo names, those r the igbo words i know and songs,
oya teach me

I will teach you. . . Start by saying. . . .1. a huru m faketan n'anya nke ukwu. . .meaning I love faketan to bits or I have great love for faketan.

2. Achoro m k m na ya diri na mma. . . . I want him to be my friend . . . more examples if toshman permits.

@faketan

Nwokem okwa eche m na isi na itapi okwu na bekee na-esiri gi ike. I hula nwanyi ugbu a nweta ike  

make i go colect my delivary from Burger King Jare

LOL

This one pass Whataburger ooo

I used to think they prepare the biggest,  hmmm

Ihe nke a adi egwu.

mmadu niile gara uka except romeo.

na wah for him

Monshe m, monshe nkem, i ma uma na miss m, mbata i puo, i puo m mbata, hmmmm.

one of this days, i'll bump into u and i ga eweta onwe gi ofuma ofuma.


Guys sore throat a lana ooo, thanks God, Romeo, u're right o bughi Presido bunyerem ya, but it won't be long before he'll be accounting to all future sorethroats and more lol _{only mesing guys}

Fake fake, keekwanu

mgbe unu ncha batara, unu mee ka m mara.

nnenneigbo:

Monshe m, monshe nkem, i ma uma na miss m, mbata i puo, i puo m mbata, hmmmm.

one of this days, i'll bump into u and i ga eweta onwe gi ofuma ofuma.


Guys sore throat a lana ooo, thanks God, Romeo, u're right o bughi Presido bunyerem ya, but it won't be long before he'll be accounting to all future sorethroats and more lol _{only mesing guys}

Fake fake, keekwanu

mgbe unu ncha batara, unu mee ka m mara.

Hi Hi Hi Hisseeessssssssss.

We all know u've been mssing about with pres, and we all stand behind pres. Pres keep it real bro.

LOL. 

ikomi, i bu nno huaaa

gbawa oso, because i choghi trouble m hissssssssses back at u _{still love ya}

nnenneigbo:

ikomi, i bu nno huaaa

gbawa oso, because i choghi trouble m hissssssssses back at u _{still love ya}

Bia kanyi ga agba nkpa, Leila Ali na agba nkpa. Nwa Mohammed Ali.

Am just not sure nke anyi ga agba, anyi ga agba konkoti konkoti. lol

At that point the Judges ga enye anyi pass mark, cos they wont know where we're coming from with the music.

Look Nnenne we'd be famous.

ikomi, i'm watching the same thing, that girl is georgous, isn't she?

I think she has a wonderful voice, she'd do better singing than dancing.

I think she is beautiful as well, and lovely body, she looks much like her father.

nnenne so i nwere ike ibia like this i gaghi aju maka m? okay o. nsogbu adighi, o di ka my days na threadi a adigo numbered. amaghi m ihe faketan gwara unu maka m, mana e noticiri m na since faketan biara ebe a, onweghizi onye sendiri m. no wahala.

faketa, jide nke iji o, odika o buzi gi bu the main dude ugbua. jisike.

ah, Toshman, why now. i maa na a huru m gi na anya ihe gi masiri m too much.

i just try and ignore u maka nwanyi na achu na ewe m iwe na obi(jelousy gi m aka). gini ka i choro ka m mee, now, eh gini?

nyere m faketan poison ka o nwuo

heee Tosh, u're bad ooooo.

a worryla about Faketan, i'm gaa sort ya out. but first i must get to know him lol

ok kwa. jisike. ka m ga choo ihe m ga eri

bye bye