38 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW
ABOUT LONELINESS
You can be in a room full of
people and still feel lonely. You
can even be the life of the party
and feel terribly lonely..
The reason is because
loneliness is a soulish
phenomenon, it's not physical.
And there is no "cure" for
loneliness. It's not a disease.
It's a conceptual aftermath of
Adam's creation - a byproduct.
As a feature, it makes us want
to mate and marry, and create
family, relationship and
community. And if the animals
couldn't cure Adam's loneliness,
neither can your Teddy nor your
cat!
The Genesis principle is that a
soulmate of the opposite sex is
the ameliorator of loneliness.
It's why you crave a boyfriend
for your loneliness. It's also
why a man wants a woman.
WHAT LONELINESS IS........
1. Loneliness is sitting alone on
Friday night wanting and
needful of a man to go out with
over the weekend.
2. Loneliness is going to the
movie by yourself; it is seeing
another girl come in with her
boyfriend and saying to
yourself, if only.
3. Loneliness is the emptiness
of your flat on Saturday
morning. It's you in your
pyjamas foraging the fridge for
comfort.
4. Loneliness is endless hours
of DVDs over the weekend -
Friday night till Sunday; alone,
no bath!
5. Loneliness is calling Mary
and she's busy; Andy...Frank...
John... It is everyone occupied
& busy when you need them
most.
6. Loneliness is crying in the
dark and wetting your pillow. It
is you alone when the make-up
is removed.
7. Loneliness is hoping for one
to snuggle with - strong arms
around you. You want a
snuggle, and sometimes sex.
8. Loneliness is forcing yourself
to go out with who you'd rather
not - a debasing of self, a
swallowing of shamefacedness.
Hmmm!
9. Loneliness is the space filler
who's always available. The one
you cringe to be seen with at
the mall, the one you're "using".
10. Loneliness is hating yourself
after you've had sex with who
you shouldn't have; it is self
loathing after the fact.
11. Loneliness is clinging
desperately to that relationship,
afraid of letting go. What will
become of you?! You'll be
alone!
12. Loneliness is self-denial
through religious declaration of
invincibility. It's a "confession"
braggadocio in front of the
crowd.
13. Loneliness is a feeling of
helplessness about things you
cannot manufacture. Who can
conjure a boyfriend or
manufacture a man?
14. Loneliness is another glass
of wine; another shot of
whiskey, another stick of
cigarette; it's another intimacy gadget;
and yet another loser.
15. Loneliness is the phone that
won't ring, the text that wouldn't
come; it is the man you want
who can't see the obvious.
16. Loneliness is feeling so sad
you don't feel like going to
Church. It's hoping year after
year for a husband.
17. Loneliness is binging on
comfort food despite your ample
weight. It is affirmation of
uncare through consumption.
18. Loneliness is subjecting
yourself to ecclesiastical
predators; it is attending yet
another "miracle" service to get
a husband.
19. Loneliness is recourse to
black magic in quest of a
hubby; an exposure to infernal
forces of darkness - malevolent
spirit agents.
20. Loneliness is jealousy of
your colleague who talks
incessantly about her boyfriend;
it's wishing she can be
"sensitive".
21. Loneliness is another round
of weekend parties; the
exchange of phone number with
the promising stranger who
won't call.
22. Loneliness is picking up the
phone in desperation and
calling an old boyfriend, telling
him he "just crossed" your
mind.
23. Loneliness is feeling alone
despite all your achievements;
it's feeling incomplete despite
your executive status.
24. Loneliness is your aunty
urging you to get pregnant for a
"correct" married man. "At least
you'll have a child!" she
persuades.
25. Loneliness is your friends
urging you to marry the gigolo -
the one you'll feed and clothe -
just to have "Mrs." as prefix.
26. Loneliness is dreading
going to see your mum over the
weekend. It's trying to avoid the
inevitable question of a
grandchild.
27. Loneliness is being the chief
bridesmaid for the umpteenth
time. It is wishing the best man
will make a move.
28. Loneliness is your friends
fixing you up with yet another
heavy baggage, the one from
the UK who's not ok.
29. Loneliness is a proposition
by a polygamist who doesn't
think he is because his wife is
white and you're black.
30. Loneliness is an advance
from yet another green card
holder stuck in a contract
marriage who wants to "move
on".
31. Loneliness is an obvious
desperation for marriage it
scares men off. All your friends
are married with children you
say!
32. Loneliness is yet another
disappointment about a
relationship that didn't end in
marriage; a numb heartache.
33. Loneliness is another bout
of depression, another volatile
mood swing, another nastiness
to those who care for you.
34. Loneliness is being afraid to
go home after work, afraid of
hearing your own echo in the
emptiness of your house.
35. Loneliness is the sense of
futility and frustration and
anger. It is confrontation with
helplessness and impotence.
36. Loneliness is our secret
fears, our insecurities, our
hidden longings in the left
ventricles of our hearts.
37. Loneliness is not just the
absence of a man in your life. It
is the absence of a suitable
man - the one you can be
yourself with. The one you know
will make you happy. The one
you know you can give your life
to, the one you see your future
in. The one you respect and feel
secure with; can talk to. The
one to look up to, who cares.
Your man!
38. Loneliness is when you
enjoy sleeping outside your
matrimonial home when you
have a prince or a princess with
their arms wide open to receive
you.
Note: Before he comes, don't do
anything rash, or stupid, or
foolish - something you'll
regret, maybe forever.
In the meantime, live your life!
Enjoy it, it's yours! Enjoy your
singlehood! Keep yourself
occupied & busy. Don't define
your life by what you don't
have. Define your life by who
you are. Find yourself. Create
your joy. Go after purpose.
Connect with Jesus, the
Concerned God who first
peeped and saw the need to
eradicate Adams Loneliness by
sending Eve. He is a healer of
all lonely hearts. Talk 2 Him
now.I believe He will heal me too cause Am that
loneliest person in the world.... have a nice
Sunday pals.....

All these facts everywhere makes the whole stuff boring, the other was .... Ways to poo in your guys toilet, like seriously

lonliness is when ur galfwend relationship status in social network is engaged with anoda person nd u'r still calling her everyday tinking she will consider you.



Na only her waka cum, if nt call Etisalat customer care.

I am quite lOnely sha

Okay, you win. I am lonely

i am actually loving it though

loneliness is when I have to comment on this thread.

vizkiz:

Uncle, tell us another lie

As you wish then

Yet another 1000 facts. Una no dey tire ??

Loneliness is when you carry another person comment on Nairaland for head like world cup and Body begin pepper you..

Loneliness is when my alhaji never call me since three days and his wife kept picking his calls.

Loneliness is when I'm in the church I'm busy lusting for the young handsome priest and not paying attention to his sermon.

Loneliness is when you dont wanna give your life to Christ, yet you wanna be happy in this life

jennylove7575: Loneliness is when you carry another person comment on Nairaland for head like world cup and Body begin pepper you..

Loneliness is when my alhaji never call me since three days and his wife kept picking his calls.

Loneliness is when I'm in the church I'm busy lusting for the young handsome priest and not paying attention to his sermon.

hmm, that's quite honest

Loneliness is wen ur frnds invite Ʊ to deir wedding nd Ʊ form busy
Loneliness is wen ur married frnds call Ʊ to ask aw Ʊ re doing nd Ʊ feel she called to mock. Ʊ
Loneliness is wen Ʊ start considering d guy Ʊ neva said yes to all dis yrs

But above all dis, its beta to cling to God cos wen Ʊ marry d wrong person, Ʊ will be lonely till death do Ʊ part.... God's time is d best ladies

loneliness is what you make of it...except for prisoners, nobody has to be defined by loneliness...
there are activities you can engage in to pass time...up and downs is what life is, we all experience the feeling of been lonely whether married or having a harem of women or toasters.

Loliness is when you call your service provider and beg for them to give you your exes number that you deleted when you were feeling proud.

Loneliness is telling your younger sister that her bf is not good enough for her and is just using her... Failing to realize that maybe its better than being alone, On second thought id rather be alone.

Loneliness is spending two hours on NL at one go ...especially on the romance section... Or maybe its procastination.

If c.ronaldo is 90 years old in your masters league... Get a life.

If you've finished the whole jumong series...get a life

If you have nothing in you head than premiership...get a life


If youve read all the Gresham....get a life




If you can name 30 porn stars....u neee therapy.

lonliness is ...well ah think people re more "reserved" than "lonley"

my oh my

adavize: loneliness is what you make of it...except for prisoners, nobody has to be defined by loneliness...
there are activities you can engage in to pass time...up and downs is what life is, we all experience the feeling of been lonely whether married or having a harem of women or toasters.

God bless you. These six lines of yours makes more sense than everything on this page.
Again. God bless you