MEANING OF KISS
Prof. of Algebra: a “KISS” is infinity, because it is
two dividedby nothing (not zero).
Prof. of Geometry: a “KISS” is the shortest
distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: a “KISS” is the contraction of
two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: a “KISS” is the reaction of an
interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: a “KISS” is the interchange of
friendly salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: a “KISS” is the juxtaposition
of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of
contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: a “KISS” is bothinfectious &
antiseptic.
Prof. of Accounting: a “KISS” is a credit because
it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: a “KISS” is that thing for
which the demand is always higher than the
supply.
Prof. of Statistics: a “KISS” is an event whose
probability dependson the vital statistics of two
minds and hearts.
Prof. of Philosophy: a “KISS” is persecution for
the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the
old.
Prof. of English: a “KISS” is a nounthat is used as
a conjunction; it ismore common than proper; it
is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Computer Science: What is a “KISS”? It
looks to be an undefined variable, whose
possible value can equal love.
Prof. of Architecture: a “KISS” is a process which
builds a solid bondbetween two dynamic
objects.

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Mahn dat true

I love the definition given by the Prof. Of accountint