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Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 10:09pm On Nov 19, 2014
laykorn:

Bros,e mean say if pinkobssesion no dey here,you no go update?
Ayamlaykorn
Lol..no vex, ah dh work on update wink
Re: Maga No Need Pay by MrsGoodness(f): 8:15am On Nov 24, 2014
ice baby do something plc embarassed
Re: Maga No Need Pay by yahoofak(m): 1:00pm On Nov 24, 2014
subscribed!
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 4:07pm On Nov 24, 2014
yahoofak:
subscribed!
Your moniker tho grin
Re: Maga No Need Pay by Atikubi(f): 7:51pm On Dec 01, 2014
Iceberlin, ur too lazy!
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 8:09pm On Dec 01, 2014
Atikubi:
Iceberlin, ur too lazy!
Sorry love...update coming soon wink
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 8:54am On Dec 02, 2014
Sorry for the Delay kiss
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 9:01am On Dec 02, 2014
I woke up, i must have slept off while waiting for a reply.
i opened my mail box and i got two replies which made me smile.
They both did their introduction and i replied..
HI
Hello My Dearest,
Thanks once again, I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. How was your day? mine was a little bit cool over here in Dakar Senegal. My name is Tessy  Johnson  I'm (23)years old still single and never married, I am from Liberia in west Africa and presently, I am residing in the orphanage/refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal, as a result of the civil war going on in my country. I was a first year student of law at the university, before the incident that lead me into this situation of living in the camp.

My late father Dr.Robert G.Johnson was the personal adviser to the former head of states, also a successful business man import and exporter of Cocoa during his life time, before the rebels attacked my house one early morning killing my mother and my father. Equally my mother was  a senior lecturer at the university before her death, it's only me that is alive now because I am the only child to my parents, and I managed to make my way with the help of UN to near by country Senegal , where I am leaving now.

I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes, as I love cooking, handball, singing,karaoke, reading,etc. I don't like dishonest people. Your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my picture and I will like to see yours.

Thanks I am hoping to hear from you soonest.
Yours baby girl,
Jenny.
Re: Maga No Need Pay by Nobody: 9:08am On Dec 02, 2014
So na you deh send me this stewpid messages on facebook? angry I'll sue you to court tongue

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Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 9:30am On Dec 02, 2014
missberrypop5:
So na you deh send me this stewpid messages on facebook? angry I'll sue you to court tongue
Waitn be your FB moniker make i check grin
Re: Maga No Need Pay by Nobody: 10:42am On Dec 02, 2014
iceberylin:

Waitn be your FB moniker make i check grin
Witch Berry Coasta grin
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 10:45am On Dec 02, 2014
missberrypop5:
Witch Berry Coasta grin
what kind of name is this shocked
Re: Maga No Need Pay by MrsGoodness(f): 10:50am On Dec 02, 2014
Finally grin
Re: Maga No Need Pay by Nobody: 10:53am On Dec 02, 2014
iceberylin:

what kind of name is this shocked
don't you know i'm from Miami? Check am na. Abeg update this story. Stop making it seasonal.
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2014
missberrypop5:
don't you know i'm from Miami? Check am na. Abeg update this story. Stop making it seasonal.
The name does not exist angry

Sorry for the update drought kiss
Re: Maga No Need Pay by Nobody: 11:05am On Dec 02, 2014
iceberylin:

The name does not exist angry

Sorry for the update drought kiss
Oga,have you finished the story? Or you're just making it?
Ayamlaykorn
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 11:11am On Dec 02, 2014
laykorn:

Oga,have you finished the story? Or you're just making it?
Ayamlaykorn
We just starting bro..

Enjoy
Re: Maga No Need Pay by Nobody: 4:19pm On Dec 03, 2014
iceberylin:
i escorted Ik down to the Airport along with his Dad.
"so guy hwfa that stuff" he asked
"i neva confirm the mail address cause i dh work on one kind sweet story weh go attract anybody even you" i whispered to him
"fool, you cant" he said
"watch and see"i said
Immediately they announced his flight he rushed while i stayed back to wave him and felt tears roll down my chick, i knew i was gona miss my brother.
'once you get their call me" i shouted
" fool you no go wait Mk i buy new sim" he replied
i smiled.


When i got home, i immediately switched my on my PC.
I open the yahoo website to confirm the E-mail address that was given to be. i got my biggest surprise when i was able to open an account with the mail address that was given to me..
usually when we want to confirm a mail address we try creating account with each mail address we guess if the account is created, that's how we know that its null and void but if it does not then we smile and pray that we got a new Maga.
I picked up my phone to dial the Baba's number, then i heard the cutest voice on earth.
"The number your calling is currently switched off" just then i realized that i was a Maga.




hahaa.... shit happens ..continue to seek
Re: Maga No Need Pay by Nobody: 7:05am On Dec 04, 2014
have even forgotten the story line....the update is downloading at 2kb/hr
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 10:29pm On Dec 04, 2014
evil999:
have even forgotten the story line....the update is downloading at 2kb/hr
am sorry bro embarassed
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 10:31pm On Dec 04, 2014
Update coming soon....
Re: Maga No Need Pay by donphoenix: 9:14am On Dec 05, 2014
oboy your story don start to dey boring abeg......
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 9:55am On Dec 05, 2014
donphoenix:
oboy your story don start to dey boring abeg......


Y evils sad


Have been busy
Re: Maga No Need Pay by Hurklan(m): 10:46am On Dec 05, 2014
Still busy
Re: Maga No Need Pay by donphoenix: 12:36pm On Dec 06, 2014
iceberylin:



Y evils sad


Have been busy

Why do I have feelin u knw me 4rm sumwer?
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 1:09pm On Dec 06, 2014
donphoenix:


Why do I have feelin u knw me 4rm sumwer?


māybę yoų do grin


ţęmę āboųţ you wink
Re: Maga No Need Pay by donphoenix: 11:51pm On Dec 06, 2014
iceberylin:



māybę yoų do grin


ţęmę āboųţ you wink


I bind u in d name of .......(Wait let me check wich name will work for u. I'll be ryt back)
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 12:27am On Dec 07, 2014
donphoenix:



I bind u in d name of .......(Wait let me check wich name will work for u. I'll be ryt back)
doŋţ boţђęŗ
Re: Maga No Need Pay by donphoenix: 2:17pm On Dec 07, 2014
iceberylin:

doŋţ boţђęŗ
you get time to reply posts but no time to update... Na wen wetin happen to my thread go happen to u na den ur eye go clear..
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 9:06pm On Dec 07, 2014
I heard my phone ringing, Damn he should have never called, i was hitting that ass none-stop in my dream. I scrubbed my eyes and picked up without checking out the caller.
"Good morning " i said
"Basterd,you still dh alive " the voice seemed familiar, without a second thought i knew it was IK.
"you don abandon your boy na" i said
"Guy no vex, we been stop for Egypt, run some kind package " ik said
"Omo,if no be now weh i dh dream of where i dh nyash that my uniport babe, you no go call me" i said
For the first time in my life i was dating a girl with limitations, all in the name of virginity, but i loved her and would do anything for her even slap a Military probably after digging my grave.
"Mumu,that babe go use your head drink garri"
"Guy na true love" i said
"OYO, watsup na you don dh process ya visa?" Ik asked
"Omo the babalawo Bleep me up big time, that mail address na fake" i said
"Choi..i notice am sha cause the man been dh anxious, you don shoot am gun?" Ik asked joking
"My bullet don finish sha,Goat" i said
We both talked for a while and he promised to send me some money to manage.
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 9:08pm On Dec 07, 2014
donphoenix:
you get time to reply posts but no time to update... Na wen wetin happen to my thread go happen to u na den ur eye go clear..
Waitn happen to ya thread grin
Re: Maga No Need Pay by iceberylin(m): 10:09pm On Dec 07, 2014
Ik's call really got me happy, i stood up from my bed and checked out my Mail box.
Usually when we wake up we check out our mail.
I logged into my account and noticed i got a message which put a smile on my face...

hy tessy. Am happy 2 hear 4rm u. My name is Michael jordan from Britain . Am 23yrs old.am still unmarried and single but ready 2 mingle
with you. I   would love it if u send me ur picx!

I laughed loud,this nigga is going to mingle with Tessy only in his Dreams.
I replied him with a mail...
Hello My Dearest,
How are you doing today? Hope all is well. I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. It is very cold now over here in Dakar Senegal. In this orphanage/refugee camp, we are only allowed to go out only once in every week. Its just like one staying in the prison and I hope by God grace I will come out here soon.
 
I don't have any relatives now whom I can go to all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person I have now is Cardinal Richard Paulsen, who is the Cardinal-Priest of (St. Lucia a Piazza d’Armi) here in the camp, he has been very nice to me since I came here but I am not living with him rather I am leaving in the woman's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
 
The Cardinal office telephone number is (+221778249003) please when you call ask of Miss Tessy Johnson, from Liberia and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. here is where I am sending you email at church office. As a refugee here I don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because I only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.
 
Please listen to this I have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which I will send to you later, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin, the amount in question is $5.7M (five point seven Million United State Dollars).
Already I have informed this bank about my intention to claim my late father's deposit. The bank told me to look for a foreign partner who will assist me in the transfer due to my refugee status here, as a refugee I am not allowed direct claim of the money but through an appointed representative as the united refugee law governing refugee all over the world states.
 
So I will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is you and me.
 
However, in the light of above I will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone because I am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people get to know about it. Remember I am giving you all this information due to the trust I deposed on you. I like honest and understanding people, truthful and a man of vision, trustworthy and hardworking.
please in your next mail i will like you to send me the following listed below so that i can send it to the bank that you are my partner who want to help me for the transfer of my late father money.
Full name.....,  Home address....,  Mobile phone number.....,  Nationality.....,  Age.....
 
My favorite language is English. Meanwhile I will like you to call me like I said, from 12.30noon to 4.30pm(12.30Gmt-16.30Gmt), I have a lot to tell you.
Have a nice day and think about me. Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Yours Sincerely,
Miss Tessy.

I said a silent prayer and left to do some chores...

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