iceberylin,most lazy story writter

MrsGoodness:
iceberylin,most lazy story writter

Didn't you see the two hot updates

iceberylin:

Didn't you see the two hot updates

hot ...
i almost forgot the storyline cause of lack of update

MrsGoodness:

hot ...
i almost forgot the storyline cause of lack of update

Sorry Love

iceberylin:

Waitn happen to ya thread

everybody run liv am based on say I do as u dey do nw.... D thread jus stale overnyt, sotey na dem dey use mouth tell me say mk I no update again say dem don tire

donphoenix:
everybody run liv am based on say I do as u dey do nw.... D thread jus stale overnyt, sotey na dem dey use mouth tell me say mk I no update again say dem don tire

Jesus
This one wicked
It will Nova happen to me sha

iceberylin:

Sorry Love

oya come update

MrsGoodness:
iceberylin,most lazy story writter

Seconded

iceberylin:

Jesus
This one wicked
It will Nova happen to me sha

keep up ur update pace nd I guarantee u it will happen faster than my d.I.ck shrinks wen I encounter a foul smelling kpekus

donphoenix:
keep up ur update pace nd I guarantee u it will happen faster than my d.I.ck shrinks wen I encounter a foul smelling kpekus

Thanks for the advice bro

next update in January

Not serious

Atikubi:
Not serious

Lol...am sorry love

Yo Ice..
Update ur sh-it regularly na.. haba
I'm still here cos i like ur sense of humor.... And I bookmark ds page..

Hope u get paid this Harmattan season (get it?)

Nigga update ni...
Haba

Kk4:
Yo Ice..
Update ur sh-it regularly na.. haba
I'm still here cos i like ur sense of humor.... And I bookmark ds page..

Hope u get paid this Harmattan season (get it?)

Your not a alone broz i also enjoy the humor but the update drought is annoying

MrsGoodness:
next update in January

Maybe February

Kk4:
Yo Ice..
Update ur sh-it regularly na.. haba
I'm still here cos i like ur sense of humor.... And I bookmark ds page..
Hope u get paid this Harmattan season (get it?)

Typing... sorry bro


Working on the next update

HAPPY SUNDAY Y'ALL

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Michael sent numerous mails to me even when i asked just for his details, he seemed like a player cause all he did was compliment a picture whose owner may be Dead already but thats none of my business cause all i wanted was for Maga to pay and Michael is going to definitely Pay...
He also promised to call which got me laughing this nigga dosnt know what he's dealing with.

I picked up my phone and called the cardinal.
"Guy whatsup, call me back" i said
"Why?" He asked
"Them dh charge me much Goat,this na international call" i hung up..

I met Charles trough Ik when he introduced me to the business.
We needed a middle man cause nobody trusted a Nigerian anymore, to beat them we had to be wiser.
Usually we would claim we are from Senegal or other countries where we had middle men who would help us pull out the Money and send to us.
My phone rang
"Basterd,any good news" he said
"Uhmmm you go soon receive call from one maga like that called Michael, him go wan yarn with Miss Tessy Johnson, so i go need you to dull am till him credit finish " i enlightened him
"Cool, so how much be my money " he asked
"Greedy basterd,i go give you 15% when the money land" i said
"Lets rool" he said
"Goat remember say you be cardinal" i said and hung up....

puts on shades, chews pop corns and changes my nairaland PASSWORD!!!

Oh how i hate seasonal Movies

All these yahoo boys eh.

missberrypop5:
Oh how i hate seasonal Movies

All these yahoo boys eh.

Wait till i buy you a fried Chicken

iceberylin:


Wait till i buy you a fried Chicken

buy am 1st

missberrypop5:
buy am 1st

What will be my reward

iceberylin:

What will be my reward

one maga

missberrypop5:
one maga

Lol...

d updates are too short and takes forevr to update. i'm out of here. ***unfollows thread***

donphoenix:
d updates are too short and takes forevr to update. i'm out of here. ***unfollows thread***

Wicked

First time am gonna comment on literature section.

Iceberylin come complete this story or what happens in 1844 will repeat itself

holatin:
First time am gonna comment on literature section.

Iceberylin come complete this story or what happens in 1844 will repeat itself

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ÚPĎÁŤe ČŐMĨŃĞ ŚŐŐŃ....

I got a call from Ik...
"Nigga" he said
Baba,i dh o" i said
"You no dh call person na" he said
"You buy me airtym?" This guy Doesn't understand that am broke.
"Goat,you don dh process ya Visa?" He asked
"I even think say you call to give me details about the money you send me? " i asked
"Omo here hard join o, them almost deport me cause i kick person cat" ik said
"Hehe,.you get luck. Oga maga's no wan pay o" i said.
"No worry,e go better "ik said.
Thank God he hasn't lost his African accent
"Omo,they wan frustrate me but baba God pass them " i said
"Ok, so lets skype" he said
"Guy,the only app weh dh my PC na YAHOO messenger "
We talked for a while and he told me about the free wifi all over Cyprus and how cheap the ladies where and it got me hoping...
Micheal seemed Eager and i used it as an Advantage. I previously sent a mail that contained the bank Mail address, now i got a mail from Him that read..

hy my dearest, i have contacted  the bank,and now am awaiting  their reply.
If i may ask,after i transfer the money  t0 you when will you come  Over?
I spoke with the cardinal t0day and he said he was not chanced that i
should call back.
My dearest i cant wait for all  this  t0  be over. Then i can see you.
Good night.   hoping to  hear from you soon.


I immediately replied..

hi dearest how are you doing today hope you are fine and healthy, dear life is very difficult for me here, its never easy for me here in this horrible place called refugee camp. dear this place is just like a prison, i want you to imagine life in a prison then you will know what am passing through here. dear we are only allowed to eat once and sometimes we pray hard to eat twice and there is no good food, water, medicine and even cloth. dear i am tired of staying here, i need freedom and i want to spend the rest of my life with you and as well continue my education over there in your country.
dearest please i want you to be fast with the bank so that they can transfer my late father money into your account and please as soon as they reply you, don't hesitate to inform me so that i will know what to do next. dear please i want you to be fast, i am suffering over here and life is very difficult for me, please try to be fast, dear as soon as the money is transferred into your account you will have to send me little money for me to get my traveling document to meet with you. i have miss you so much and i can't wait to be with you.

holatin:
First time am gonna comment on literature section.
Iceberylin come complete this story or what happens in 1844 will repeat itself

missberrypop5:
one maga

donphoenix:
d updates are too short and takes forevr to update. i'm out of here. ***unfollows thread***

losprince:
puts on shades, chews pop corns and changes my nairaland PASSWORD!!!

And missGoodness i don update o

Atikubi:
Not serious

Kk4:
Yo Ice..
Update ur sh-it regularly na.. haba
I'm still here cos i like ur sense of humor.... And I bookmark ds page..
Hope u get paid this Harmattan season (get it?)

why the slow updates