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My Complex Love Story by chijoy7(f): 9:27am On Oct 15, 2014 |
PROLOGUE We all know ‘LOVE’ is a very complicated word, it comes when we least expect, and we find ourselves loving the very person we never thought we could love. So in line with that, I in particular have been through a lot of memorable experiences with this ‘love’ thing we all talk about, so this story is just a medium im using to share my experiences. You may want to ask ‘is this a true or fictional story?’ well, i’ll let you decide what you want to believe *winks*, after all, as the saying go ..’no be my mouth you go hear say Beyonce dey shît too’. So you could drop comments but the basic idea is just to read and just have fun. So here it goes!!…. ******************* Hi!, my name is Michael but you may as well call me mike if you are a guy or mikey if you are female *winks*, anyway am based in lagos and i school at the university of PortHarcourt, Nigeria AKA ‘UNIPORT’ where i study MANAGEMENT under the faculty of management, weird right? Don’t mind the confused people that named the departments. Anyway i hail from the Big Heart of the nation, Delta state, as for my age…. well you would know that in due time. Well, let me state this now and clearly ‘I AM NOT A PLAYER’, but, I’ve lost count of girls ive dated(not like i was even counting), im just looking for my Miss Right, you know na, that one girl you meet and you cant picture your life with any other girl, that girl you actually dream and not those you lie to about dreaming of them, you know that girl that even if she strips nakèd and tell you to do whatever you will, you would refuse not because you are gay but because you love her to a fault and of course, she too would feel the same about you. But my delima is my Miss Right seems far fetched. So basically, this story is just a well detailed summary of my adventures in my really tedious search for ‘Miss Right’. Trust me when i say its been a really funny adventure and i’ve dated them all, the cute, ugly, fat, slim, ugly, possessive, ‘i no send you if you no send me type’, the honest, the churchy type,the sex freak, in short, just name it and ive dated it or something similar at least. I’ll try my best to keep you guys posted, and update as often as i can, so buckle up because you are in for a fun filled ride into the world of a lasgidi/port harcourt breed PLAY BOY… oops!! Did i just call my self a play boy?? Ermm…well its just what ill like to call a slip of hand *winks* And before i forget, expect lotta suspense and comedy, Don’t say you weren’t warned. ***** |
Re: My Complex Love Story by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 15, 2014 |
Swerve |
Re: My Complex Love Story by chijoy7(f): 9:35am On Oct 15, 2014 |
My Jambito Experience So for starters, I have a best friend and it’s a ‘she’, I don’t really think the ‘best friend’ with a guy thing can work because guys could be so uncaring and there are times you just need to stay put and cry on someone shoulder rather than watch football or play fifa ’14. Her name is Sandra, she’s super cute girl with nice curves, you know that kind of toolz Bottom?, she’s also very warm, friendly and independent, thus never takes nor asks for anything from me unless I insist. She cooks too, very well too, in summary, she has got everything a guy would ever need 4rm a girl. She is based and hails from Port-harcourt, she is what I’ll like to call a full PH girl to the core. Here is the twist, sandra is an EX, and she’s my first lady, not like am a governor or president, just that she was my first girlfriend in Uniport. yea, it’s kinda funny and complicated how things turned out, nevertheless, I love her just as a friend or so I think. Here’s how it all happened… I had just gained admission into uniport, I’m one of those lucky people that has a relative in the ‘high places’ of the school, so getting admission was sorta a piece of cake, all I had to do was make good grades and I at least credited all my subjects in my WAEC and likewise did justice to JAMB and POST JAMB (although I had some assistance *wink*), so as I was saying, I got admitted into uniport and I met Sandra during the usual hectic, generic, annoying, stressful fresher registration…(una wey dey school go understand wetin I mean) even now that I’m almost done with my program, I have like two friends who don’t have a matric number because they haven’t finished the registration or something like that. So I was finally done with my physicals after queuing for two straight days and headed to the famous ‘LULU BRIGGS HEALTH CENTER’ for my medicals only to be instructed that I had to come back two days later because they had days for different departments and it wasn’t my dept day. I was so pissed because I had wasted my time, I was dead hungry tired and frustrated and I also missed my way while looking for lulu briggs and this people were telling me bullshit. I complained and para for them (para means shout or something like that) but it fell on deaf ears so after shouting for like 10 mins and nobody answered me, I just shamefully package myself well and went home with fury. Back then I was squatting with one of my high school friend(Tayo) and his roommate(Uche). When I got home, the house was empty but I heard voices at the back of the house so I went to check if it was my notorious friends and landlords for the time being, as I approached I started perceiving weed and somehow I just knew it was my landlord, Tayo. You see, Tayo has been a chain smoker since high-school so wherever there is weed, there is Tayo. I finally got to the back and I was right, Tayo and some other guys were there ‘getting high’ while talking about football, lecturers, girls and so on. I just sat down with them and contributed to my own specialty, ‘girls’. Well nothing really happened for the next two days, it was just boring due to the fact that I was still a fresher and hadn’t settled nor have friends. Finally the day for my department to do the Medicals came and in other to impress, my packaging was ‘war’ oh!. I wore my best blue pens with tear rubber D&G 100% cotton long sleeves shirt which I had ironed in a way the getoh could peel yam, my dark green moccasin wasn’t a bad mixture neither and to top it all, I sprayed almost half of my ‘incidence made in paris’ perfume. As I walked out of the house with my ear piece plugged in, I had a quick look at the full scale mirror at the exit of the lodge and I gave myself the ‘I go kill dem 2day’ smile. On getting to the gate of the health center in a taxi I boarded, I dropped and walked into the health center. For a moment everybody in the health center stopped and turned back to stare at me, am not really an attention seeker so I didn’t know either to run or just faint. Neither of those options seemed nice so I just chined up and walked straight to a desk at the front the health center to make inquiries and I was directed, as I walked, i could feel about a thousand eyes on me, after a while I got used to it and besides I guess that’s what I was looking for when I dressed that way. I was directed to the office of the lady that shunned me the two days ago, but unlike the other day I came, she nicely attended to me and gave me two labeled test tubes, one had ‘BLOOD’ written on it, while the other had ‘URINE’. ‘URINE?!’ I asked, literally asked screaming. ‘yes, urine, any problem?’ she asked with a mischievous smile. so how was I to urinate in public in a tube for that matter, after all my packaging, and am sure some of my department girls would have had their eyes on me already. ‘chai this one would be hard oh’ I said to myself while staring at the test tube confused. |
Re: My Complex Love Story by Ollybarbie219(f): 9:53am On Oct 15, 2014 |
.......lips sealed. |
Re: My Complex Love Story by Nobody: 10:35am On Oct 15, 2014 |
Is that a story? Will be back to read anyway. |
Re: My Complex Love Story by major466(m): 11:28am On Oct 15, 2014 |
*Reading in Ghost Mode* |
Re: My Complex Love Story by chijoy7(f): 12:45pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
My Complex Love Story – Episode 2 The test tube thing gave me a hard time but somehow I cleared the blood part and headed to the toilet to do the urine thing because I had no other option. On getting there the toilet was empty, I was so glad, that I rushed in, but… I forgot to lock the door. I brought out my ‘D’ and tried placing it in the tube, which was very hard because I have a…. well never mind (I guess you know what I mean. While I was doing my thing someone just pushed the door open and came in. That was the most embarrassing moment of my life, at that moment I wished the ground would open and swallow me, although the person quickly locked the door back with the speed of light I’m pretty sure she saw something. What made it so bad was it wasn’t a guy but a girl who opened the door. I tried to console myself with the conclusion of uniport being a big school and I’ll never see the girl again, but I was wrong. So I finished up and cleared the urine thing finally, then headed home. It was a friday so I made plans of going clubbing to clear my head and forget about the earlier incident, I told Tayo and Uche who liked the idea, so they invited their chicks and since I didn’t have any ‘chick’, I just made up my mind to go and pick up a girl I’ll take home not knowing fate had a different plan for me. It was about 11:36pm when we got to the club, we headed straight for the VIP section where some of Uche guys were, they hailed him. ‘URCH MONEY!!! URCH MONEY!!!’. I don’t get why almost all the Uche(s) I know automatically bears ‘Urch’ as a nickname, anyway we shaked exchanged pleasantries and joined them. Without wasting much time Uche ordered for drinks and I figured out why ‘money’ was attached to his nick name. The guy bought drinks that the money could buy a car and fuel it for 2 years conveniently. I was happy that the drinks part was covered, little did I know that we are in for a night of many adventures. While I was just sitting and observing the babes in the club, I saw a girl doing something I hate and assume every guy hates too, she was with her phone, probably pinging. ‘For crying out loud, if you want to ping, stay at home! You don’t come to a club and do that’ I thought The alcohol was already kicking in so I had what is they call a ‘drunk man’s courage’, I stood up, walked up to her, but instead of being a gentleman and sit down then talk to her or something like that, I snatched her phone from her, kept it in my pocket and dragged her to the dance floor. Funny enough, she didn’t complain, just followed me. The DJ probably read my mind and changed the song to; ‘young girl you don’t know the thing, I am teaching you the thing, you are playing with the thing…’ Still in my ‘drunk man’s courage’ mode, I whispered to her ‘lemme teach you something’, then turned her and started rocking her from behind, and strangely again, she complied. We danced for quite a long while then slowly my eyes cleared up and I got back to my senses, I strained my eyes to see who this hottie was, even in the dark she looked hot with her killer curves, to my greatest surprise it was the same chick that had busted into me in the toilet when I was doing this ‘urine’ thing. I was super embarrassed this time, she noticed what was going on and then said; ‘maybe we should talk and clear things out’, of course I agreed. So we headed out of the club because the music was too loud and unless we were going to scream, talking in the club wasn’t a good idea. We got out and found no where to sit, so we just decided to stroll. There was a quite long awkward silence between us until she finally spoke; ‘am sorry’ ‘for what?’ I asked pretending not to know what she was talking about ‘for this afternoon, bursting into the toilet like that, I should have knocked’ ‘oh, that?, It’s nothing, shit happens, anyway I am Mike’ I was feeling really uncomfortable so I just tried to quickly change the topic. ‘hi, I’m Sandra’ ‘you school in uniport right?’ ‘yea, I’m a fresher tho, how about you?’ ‘ermm fresher too, what dept are you, or wait, lemme guess, medicine?’ she laughed then replied; ‘no oh, medicine ke? You want to kill me? I’m studying economics’ and at that point I actually knew I had gotten a girl for the night. The thing with girls is that they like a guy that ain’t boring, one who can make them laugh and make them feel comfortable, if you can do that well, you can have ‘almost’ any girl and Sandra fortunately is among the ‘almost’. Funny how time flies, we had talked for about two hours when it happened. Tayo called; ‘guy where u dey?’ he asked ‘around sha,wetin dey happen?’ I r replied. ‘rush come the club, now now! kasala don burst’ before I could ask any more questions, he hung up. Sandra who was already getting worried then asked if all is well, all I could say was; ‘i hope so’ We headed back to the club as fast as we could, not knowing what to expect |
Re: My Complex Love Story by chijoy7(f): 10:59am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Just so you know, Uche is a cheerful giver and not like stingy Tayo, he is rich as I have made clear earlier, he has the kinda complexion that would give baba suwe hope, as in his blackness no get part 2! The funny thing about Uche is, although he has got a twisted past with cultism and used to play girls, he is settled now, and has a stable GF. NB: GF – GirlFriend I later got to find out that from Tayo that this GF of his name is Chisom, from my own perspective she is alright in all aspect, not too flashy or have any ‘outspoken’ feature, she is just normal but she is a hardcore born again Christian, I and Tayo find this disturbing because every sunday she would carry her two ‘left’ legs and come to the house, then literally drag the three of us to church even when we don’t want to go, (don’t ask me how she does it). Anyway, after about the longest ten minutes walk of my life, I and my new found friend got back to the club. From a distance everything looked normal so that made us relax a little but getting closer we saw where there was a little crowed that seems to be growing by the second, without thinking twice we knew that’s where the ‘WAHALA’ was. We got closer and I tried asking someone was happening, but it was no use because she seemed to be drunk and simply smiled at me (I don’t know what she was smiling about and didn’t care), the best option was to go to the center of the crowd and see what was happening with my own eyes. So after pushing, pulling, punching, cursing and biting a few people, I finally got to the middle, and then it. What I saw made me speechless and my body froze instantly. There he was, lying on the floor with blood was gushing out of his head at an alarming rate and that made me nearly throw up because I hate the sight of blood… It was Uche, yes ‘URCH MONEY’ who was in the middle of this crowd, I was confused and didn’t know what to do nor think. Sandra again being her observant self noticed my mood and somehow figured it was my friend and pointed at Tayo who was at the other side of the crowd (I still don’t know how she knew I ,Tayo and Uche were friends up to date, maybe she was even eyeing me in the club too*winks*). After starting at the body for a while, I got so curious and I headed to where Tayo was in other to get some answers, then I asked; ‘o boy, wetin happen for here nah?’ ‘guy I confuse oh,the thing happened too fast self’ ‘wetin happen too fast? Talk better thing jhur’ I asked already losing my patience. ‘me and Urch, say make we go outside go smoke some weed because smoking no dey allowed inside the club, na hyn we commot oh, as we dey find corner to do our thing, we no pay too much attention to wetin dey happen around us, before we reach were we dey go, na so don surround us oh, before i fit talk Jack Robinson them don start to dey beat urch oh, one of them come use one sharp axe knack him head, na why hin dey bleed so, after them do finish with urch, them face me, I done dey piss for ground self because of fear, but them no touch me, them just say if Urch wake up make I tell am make hin leave Chisom if hyn never ready die’. At that point I wanted to laugh but I compressed the laughter, I was surprised that cult boys had interest in such a churchy girl, I tried picturing ‘capon’ with axe in his back pocket going to church. After thinking of the whole case I knelt closer to Urch to confirm if he was still alive, then went to board a taxi, with the help of Tayo ,we both carried him into the taxi. Sandra insisted she came with us of course but that wasn’t my problem, my guy was at the verge of dying, so blowing (blowing means bleeping or sex) her wasn’t even on my mind. We got home and placed him on a chair, Sandra requested for a towel and a bowl of warm water to clean him us and massage Uche, we gladly provided all she asked for,and even brought a first aid kit which she used to treat his wound which wasn’t that big tho, just a scratch. Afterwards we all went to sleep, feeling like gentlemen, I and tayo slept on the floor in the parlour and gave Sandra the bedroom but she suggested we placed Urch on the bed while she slept on a small ‘hostel’ kind of bed we had around. After gisting for a while with Tayo in the sitting room, slowly sleep crept in and we slept soundly, not knowing what was going to happen the next day would change my life for ever!. |
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