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How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by akiOYIBO: 11:38am On Oct 22, 2014
1. WHENEVER THEY CALL PICK THEIR call
and inform them of your progress, never
abuse them
2. You should never block or unfriend them
on facebook, and always update about
your happy days and not on your bad
times.
3. Be close to their friends so they can feel
more jealous
4. Never call their relatives.
5. Whenever you meet on the road greet
them and wish them well, never give them
much time always look jovial
6. Never be the one calling them
7. If they try to make advances, say
NO! In capital letters and tell them to mind
their
own business.
8. Improve on your dressing and personal
appearance, and once they see you,
they may even commit suicide...
9. If you decide to move on, date someone
who is more cute or who has achíeved
more than
your ex...
AGREED?

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Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by olu77(m): 11:46am On Oct 22, 2014
10 is missing. Anyway,

10. Buy 2014 G Wagon by whatever means (whether through sugar daddy or suggar senator) and ensure the whole world is aware of it.

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Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by akiOYIBO: 11:52am On Oct 22, 2014
olu77:
10 is missing. Anyway,

10. Buy 2014 G Wagon by whatever means (whether through sugar daddy or suggar senator) and ensure the whole world is aware of it.
have u gotten yours?
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by Nobody: 12:00pm On Oct 22, 2014
nice piece
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by Blakyclyde(m): 12:20pm On Oct 22, 2014
will this stop Sukurat from stalking me
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by akiOYIBO: 12:36pm On Oct 22, 2014
Blakyclyde:
will this stop Sukurat from stalking me
grin
Blakyclyde:
will this stop Sukurat from stalking me
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by akiOYIBO: 12:37pm On Oct 22, 2014
you can as well date his sister......more jealousy i think
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by 2nex(m): 1:03pm On Oct 22, 2014
ok
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by akiOYIBO: 1:07pm On Oct 22, 2014
2nex:
ok
where are u from?
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by adegwurulez(m): 1:09pm On Oct 22, 2014
so the idea is to make your ex jealous?
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by akiOYIBO: 1:26pm On Oct 22, 2014
adegwurulez:
so the idea is to make your ex jealous?
exactly.....jealousy cant stand alone and love/ feelings can't either ..they occur simultaneously so if you can just get her jealous then she's feeling for you already
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by adegwurulez(m): 1:44pm On Oct 22, 2014
akiOYIBO:

exactly.....jealousy cant stand alone and love/ feelings can't either ..they occur simultaneously so if you can just get her jealous then she's feeling for you already
Anybody who goes through such stress to make an ex jealous is definitely still into the ex.

The best way to make your ex jealous is to live your life and not let the the break up weigh you down.

Not as if the jealousy matters though.
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by akiOYIBO: 1:51pm On Oct 22, 2014
adegwurulez:

Anybody who goes through such stress to make an ex jealous is definitely still into the ex.

The best way to make your ex jealous is to live your life and not let the the break up weigh you down.

Not as if the jealousy matters though.
I seem not to decipher any stress involved ...
Re: How To Make Your Ex Useless And Desperate For Loosing You by pasqal09: 7:57pm On Oct 22, 2014

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