jboy73:
hello dear.... How was ya day? 08164412295 whatsap.
Would like 2 tell ya something.

like wat?

jboy73:
So after finishing from work, I was cruising round the streets of owerri with my Toyota Camry when I my eyes jammed the YANSH of this Angelic demon.

I saw her like 50 steps away from where I was ... She was on foot... So immediately I accelerated my car to gear 3 so as to catch up with her b4 she branch to another location..
As I was on high speed, I never knew a dude riding on Nissan was also Riding on high speed to catch up with her infront.

Note: I was coming from behind and the dude was coming in front ....never knew he had same taste of Asss like me.


So b4 I could match the breaks and stop, The thing I heard was GBOoooooooAAAAaaaaaaa!
Chinikemeeeeeeee! I screamed. I checked if there was blood on my head... Luckily there weren't any.
I went out of my car and I was like "what da f" So this bomber done spoil again?
I no even care to check on the other guy.
I throw my eye to search for the ikebe that cause the pandemonium... Shoooooh! I didn't see no 1, the girl had disappeared!



So my fellow guys , the moral lesson here is that,

You should know that IKEBE KILLS.
AND That some girls are demons on skirt!

Imaging, I for done die troway just like that.
Smh


Part 2 coming 2Moro.

...seee yor tiny head like over grown baby antelope...... So Girl's are angels when u chase them but when the reject u they r demon....abi?


.....brother...the only professional advice we hav for u is to visit a local witch doctor for head & brain checkup (no ooofensece)

nice one OP. You deserve an award. Great storytelling skills.

MrCork:




...seee yor tiny head like over grown baby antelope...... So Girl's are angels when u chase them but when the reject u they r demon....abi?


.....brother...the only professional advice we hav for u is to visit a local witch doctor for head & brain checkup (no ooofensece)

Lol

MrCork:




...seee yor tiny head like over grown baby antelope...... So Girl's are angels when u chase them but when the reject u they r demon....abi?


.....brother...the only professional advice we hav for u is to visit a local witch doctor for head & brain checkup (no ooofensece)

castrated he-goat....

Yaba left steward.

Kefetjey:
like wat?

Cant tell u here.
Dont add me if u dont give a damn!

jboy73:
Cant tell u here.
Dont add me if u dont give a damn!

Okay no problem l'll add u

jboy73:
So after finishing from work, I was cruising round the streets of owerri with my Toyota Camry when I my eyes jammed the YANSH of this Angelic demon.

I saw her like 50 steps away from where I was ... She was on foot... So immediately I accelerated my car to gear 3 so as to catch up with her b4 she branch to another location..
As I was on high speed, I never knew a dude riding on Nissan was also Riding on high speed to catch up with her infront.

Note: I was coming from behind and the dude was coming in front ....never knew he had same taste of Asss like me.


So b4 I could match the breaks and stop, The thing I heard was GBOoooooooAAAAaaaaaaa!
Chinikemeeeeeeee! I screamed. I checked if there was blood on my head... Luckily there weren't any.
I went out of my car and I was like "what da f" So this bomber done spoil again?
I no even care to check on the other guy.
I throw my eye to search for the ikebe that cause the pandemonium... Shoooooh! I didn't see no 1, the girl had disappeared!



So my fellow guys , the moral lesson here is that,

You should know that IKEBE KILLS.
AND That some girls are demons on skirt!

Imaging, I for done die troway just like that.
Smh


Part 2 coming 2Moro.

guy where are u 4rm? Isoko or uhrobo?

Jollyjoy:
guy where are u 4rm? Isoko or uhrobo?

whats u gon'do wif ma origin?

jboy73:
whats u gon'do wif ma origin?

sori boss! I ask becos of sum of d words u used in ur story ar sum of my native language like epkebe nd d rest. Anyways am sori!

Jollyjoy:
sori boss! I ask becos of sum of d words u used in ur story ar sum of my native language like epkebe nd d rest. Anyways am sori!

lols no probs.. U mean Ikebe...? Ikebe means hips over here at my end.

jboy73:
lols no probs.. U mean Ikebe...? Ikebe means hips over here at my end.

oook, though it means butt in my language