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Funny Divorce Letter. Check It Out. by naijadiva2(f): 3:22pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
Dear Husband: > > I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. > I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to > show > for it. These last two weeks have been hell. > Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and > that was the last straw. Last week, > you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails > done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. > You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep > after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you > don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love > me anymore, Whatever the case is, I'm gone. > > P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are > moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! > > > Your EX-Wife > > Dear Ex-Wife > > Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that > you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is > a > far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to > drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did > notice when > you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to > mind > was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say > anything > if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, > you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped > eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on > that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed > that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty > dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After > all of this, I still > loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered > that I > had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, > I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got > home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope > you have > the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter > that > you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. > > P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was > born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. > > Signed Rich As Hell and Free! |
Re: Funny Divorce Letter. Check It Out. by carmelily: 3:29pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
so, so FUNNY! LOL! |
Re: Funny Divorce Letter. Check It Out. by iice(f): 3:30pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
Read this one somewhere 2 lol but its funny oh |
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