This is "mainly" directed to those single guys who are not under the auspices and cover of their parents...

1. He eats out.

Eating out has become a trend among most bachelors. why? We return late from work and then the phobia of not sleeping with your gas on...hmmm hmmm...Just branch Mama Enobong, a plate of garri and extra...will do for the night. Sleep and dream big!

2. He comes in late.

Most bachelors come into the compound late for many reasons, some is football, others is clubbing/drinking etc. For the ladies, hmm...I no no...This causes uproar in the compound even as the landlord shuts his gate at 10pm.

3. He walks with a big Laptop bag containing his laptop, charger, toothpaste and brush, perfume etc.
Jesus said, I and my Father are one. In this case, I and my laptop are one + my game pads...as for the toothpaste... you might never know when a sweet lady in the office wants to discuss an important issue with you and your breath may become a barrier. God Forbid bad thing!!

4. Some times, he visits his female colleagues for dinner and a few times passes the night there.

Nothing really have to happen especially when they're good friends. Bachelors and the way they like make ladies dey cook for them... Be kiaful...Before... #hmmm#

5. He flirts. He teases!

This area is what makes a bachelor a bachelor! He Knows how to "milk the crowd" haha... As a bachelor, he knows how to flirt with a lady without really having anything solid on ground for her.
I believe there is a positive flirting... I.e Appreciation. Appreciate them and buy them gifts at times (once, I helped a lady neighbor do her dishes...it works!)...
6. When He Feels Lonely and Bored (as usual), he does any of the following:

a. watch a movie
b. play video games
c. visit pals
d. watch a boring football match.
e. stand outside and be staring at passersby
f. tries to chat with people he doesn't even know on fb or even his Ex.

7. He loves Romance Section a lot...

He is in love with Romance Section because the comments here solve some of "kwongy" issues... lol...Well, He laughs alone as he read these comments.


8. Most times, he is termed "Cool" by neighbours because he is hardly around.

This varies though. My "good neighbours" says I'm cool. I'm hardly around during the day. He prefers to just be in, working on his lappy or playing some good music...

9. His Desire To Be With A Lady Multiplies Exponentially.

A girl visiting a bachelor in the name of bro...is not trying oooo...The hands wants to move at all times... They just want to cuddle and hold something. God help us! It's not beans!

10. Unlike Spinsters, he doesn't really fancy weddings except maybe by close friends...

Bachelors are workaholics. They wanna hustle and make some to do their family proud. Wedding ceremonies and ashuebi does not go down well with them. Let's just put on suit, he'll say.




Don't be a "Manchelor' in that situation sha.... Kpata kpata, next year, one suppose cross over.
Because I AM GETTING TIRED...

Thank God i'm not yet a bachelor

@op GOD bless ya scrotum and may it never fail you in times of legitimate needs

Praying to be a "Single Parent Bachelor" for life....

passionate88:
Praying to be a "Single Parent Bachelor" for life....

not a worthy aspiration. becareful what you wish for

aholiab:


not a worthy aspiration. becareful what you wish for

Getting married is becoming less worthy... Marriage is overrated

BreezyRita:
Lol at that number 3. Toothpaste?? Didn't know that

Bachelors like to buy that big close up toothpaste wey come with one little tube as bonus...Big one for house, the small tube own, in your bag...you know know?

aholiab:
@op GOD bless ya scrotum and may it never fail you in times of legitimate needs

I laff in Japanese...

tosyne2much:
Nice one my OP


11. Finishes a can of vasiline within two days

Tosyn ekaro oo...I know say you must comment funny...how your health? BTW? What's can of Vaseline for? Hope it's not what I'm thinking? Nah! Gush!

emusmith:
Tosyn ekaro oo...I know say you must comment funny...how your health? BTW? What's can of Vaseline for? Hope it's not what I'm thinking? Nah! Gush!

Bless God oooo my boss.. I'm getting better

Back to the topic=» are you tryna say you don't knw what vaseline works for ?

Ok
I wl kip it in mind til then

exactly!!! daz just how we roll

with biiiiitches every where claiming to be girlfriends........i set my sight for this.




Contract marriage in view.

tosyne2much:
Bless God oooo my boss.. I'm getting better

Back to the topic=» are you tryna say you don't knw what vaseline works for ?

I know but I don't want to know...

I was here.

mizzkeji44:
I was here.

As in space booking or what...

Op u need prayers!

cutemii:


As in space booking or what...

Op u need prayers!

Yea...Prayers to find someone...
...as pretty as You!

Not all bachelors are living on their own.

Food is always available as a young bachelor living with his parents. No time for cooking

aholiab:
@op GOD bless ya scrotum and may it never fail you in times of legitimate needs

Da hell does this even mean?!

vivaciousvivi:


Da hell does this even mean?!

That guy is high on sand!!!

emusmith:
Yea...Prayers to find someone...
...as pretty as You!

Are u indirectly telling me u are searching

cutemii:


Are u indirectly telling me u are searching

Yes, I am, Miss......What's your name?

Number
1
3
7
Are false to me.. ..........

emusmith:

Yes, I am, Miss......What's your name?

Okay...let me know ur worth then!

My name is cute!!!

cutemii:


Okay...let me know ur worth then!

My name is cute!!!

Are you serious?

emusmith:


Are you serious?

Must I be rushed to the hospital b4 u know I'm serious

cutemii:


Must I be rushed to the hospital b4 u know I'm serious

Of course, you know this is not a chatting platform for details... my bbm pin is my profile if you don't mind...

emusmith:
Of course, you know this is not a chatting platform for details... my bbm pin is my profile if you don't mind...

I don't do bbm...

Jus say ur worth here as a man first!

Is that too much to ask?

cutemii:


I don't do bbm...

Jus say ur worth here as a man first!

Is that too much to ask?

# lips sealed#

With All Due Respect Miss, Just Swerve!

#lips sealed#

Life can be lonely as a single.

I feel lonely and bored most times.., without family and friends. As job brought me to this city.

Nl and other online stuff are mostly my companion.

I walk around with my toothbrush, undies, and a spare top most times in my bag. because, i mostly sleep in a collaques place.

Op, i can relate with all you wrote there.