₦airaland Forum

Teaser4:
wrath of wetin, no team go pray for Barcelona as long as messi still dey...dem don comot team wey fit give us headaches, athletic Madrid n Roma.. i want us to meet juventus. Barcelona no dey fear any team. we go murder Una for camp nou

UyaiIncomparabl:
Konishebemo
Shekpeteri
Kosewe
Kosegbo
Ayelala
Pari-obe
Yemoja
Iyangbali.
Thank me later. Enough manifestation about to happen in that child's life. These names were carefully thought out. Don't pass these names by.

Geny5:
economics. they've already awarded but i haven't heard of any uniben student that was among

Geny5:
economics. they've already awarded but i haven't heard of any uniben student that was among

Geny5:
economics. they've already awarded but i haven't heard of any uniben student that was among

Geny5:
u were nt awarded and they sent u a mail? what's d content of d mail pls

Geny5:
u were nt awarded and they sent u a mail? what's d content of d mail pls

chloride6:
Customer dada ni



Although poor voter turnout allowed APC write results...

51k people came out to vote in Mushin?

Geny5:
were u awarded or hv u heard of anyone who got d scholarship in uniben?

Geny5:
any uniben student here who got sms/mail?

samisj4real:
MPAPPE IS THE MOST OVERRATED PLAYER ON PLANET EARTH.

THE HYPE JUST KEEPS HIM UP ABOVE OTHER KIDS PLAYING ABOVE HIS LEVEL.

highcollide:
Emery is not confused. He doesn't have the right players at the moment. He hasn't even purchased a player by himself.

Also, managers adjust their formations each week depending on their opponents. Even guardiola does so.

highcollide:
If Madrid had sense, they'd go for emery and give him financial backing.


Emery is the next best tactician in the epl after guardiola.

Fadomero:
why puna nogo smell

MajorJeffery:
I can't stop enjoying COCO the skeleton movie. First time I saw it, I nearly shed tears for Hector.

HarunaWest:
Mine happened quite recently. Twas New Year's Day, I had a skirmish with shawty,so she agreed that we thrashed our beef on New year's day,we agreed for 5p.m...Meeting point was our favourite eatery. Arrived the venue,was there for an hour didn't see shawty,I called her,she didn't pick up as well ...Finally she picked up and told me she wanted to get Fish for her Aunt that she's about to board a bike...Next thing I saw, Shawty in a Camry 2.2, passenger sit,eating fish and drinking Smirnoff ..The vehicle zoomed past me .,I called shawty again,she hasn't picked up till today.

Gudwork:
Hahahahahahah na too much of SUPER MARIO wey Im play

Airforce01:
Glad I jumped the bullet

Simiano:
U can still get it until February 8

seliaju:
In an earlier report, Federal Ministry of Education has instructed school's to proceed on Mid term break. Using the election as an excuse to call off the strike is what I call 'saving face', because any student that registered around the school can as well get there for the election

Anambrapikin:
Who be this Hausa Man claiming to be Igbo, Anambra is the Ancestral hine of Igbo Land so watch your mouth before you start inter state online war here.

pocohantas:
Oh spare me that, I am Igbo and I know Igbo men love to marry young brides. Lots of our mothers married as teenagers.

The only tribe I can't fault for this in recent times is Yorubas. You will see a 28yr old Yoruba guy, marrying a 26yr old lady. But in Igbo land, mba... The man will wait till he is 43, na start looking for one 21yr old girl to marry.

Starboytwo:
Neymar out, veratti out... I'm just very sorry for PSG....

I'm sure they must have thought it's a walkover when the draw was made and that "wahray was still our coach... But now things change.... This is a different team entirely and this is the best moment to be a RED DEVIL...

We are not pressured rara, we are not fighting for league or top four, or fa or carling or champe or europa... We just doing our thing and taking it game by game.... 8 games played.... Won 8,d-0,L-0... And y'all saying make I no call "pasuma to come and perform for me...

I have always count arsenal and Liverpool as our wife anyway so I'm not really happy we beat arsenal... On our worst days we always slay them so no biggie.... Im only looking forward to the Liverpool match... I have many Liverpool friends and me and one just staked 3k for the winner... Ok ok they are having a great season no doubt but I'm very sure they gonna chop it, they always chop it even when Mou was playing rubbish.....

On transfers we don't need much.... Just a koulibaly to control my defense like van dijk does at liverpool is all I need.... We don't need no attackers... Maybe one central midfielder or something but we NEED A NEW AND QUALITY CENTRAL BACK EVEN IF IT WILL SHATTER VAN DIJK 75 MILLA... we have the money anyway, so let's spend it....

Reflecting on yesterdays match I think Sanchez is low on confidence and should rather go elsewhere to play... Copa America would give him an opportunity to shine in a familiar ground... I was expecting a spark from him yesterday but sadly there was none apart from the goal... He won't be ahead of martial on that favored left wing in that team.... Lukaku is always useful albeit very awkward but look at him he tried to kill kolshieny yesterday and those 2 assist I forgave him whatever sin he committed.... I'm not very impressed with Bailey I love him(biased based on African) but when it comes to MAN United I always want the best for my team and unless he was NIGERIAN then he should follow Rojo out.. He lacks confidence to play the ball(a very important attributes in football now even if your a defender) and always shaky, we can see better money on his head at least.. Maybe a 30-40 Milla....

Fellini out,
Mata out(good player but very slow for our counter attacking football, unless he is content on the bench)
Fred out
Sanchez out

Well that's my take.... United is my heart today and always...

optimusprime2:
As *coughs* is part of the matter, it gets complicated...
All the *coughs* for the past one month especially during the festive periods certainly deserve the house key...

Perhaps it was 4 *coughs* a day, 50 *coughs* a week? Who knows, some people *coughs* like animals ... and one has to eat well to sustain the *coughs* and she was certainly the one cooking for before and after *coughs* I think she deserves the key...

You may be an introvert as you described, but all that talk that you keep inside, most definitely could have been unleashed during *coughs* who knows how you dealt with her during *coughs* guy, maybe you may have slackened her mechanism, fractured her gondola or pulverized her anatomy because of the psychotic blasts of introverted energy she has to deal with during *coughs* and she needs a place to recuperate-even Footballers rest after injuries... I think she deserves the key.

With the high rate at which pant thefts are on the rise, maybe due to savage ninjitsu techniques during *coughs* she forgets them at your place and she needs to start monitoring her pants, who knows? Maybe some techniques fling her pants right out the window, bros you never know?there has to be pant supervision during *coughs*... so once again, she needs to start monitoring her pants, with your place being a reference point... brov, her safety is a priority too, so for her pants sakes, I think she deserves the key.

Then again due to the fact that she may have become addicted to *coughs* because you may have a good schlong, I think she deserves the key, after all, you showed her your schlong. Nobody sent you to show her the schlong, so now she needs unlimited access please brov, don't deny her... She deserves the key.

With the following points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you to give her the key for *coughs* sake.

After all no body knows how you have been enjoying *coughs* and other *coughs* benefits... imagine must of us during the cold periods drink hot water and sleep, but you no, you had hot *coughs* ...
it's when you now see she is setting a strategy to ensure *coughs* ain't free no more, you came for help... Guy take time o.

prinsam30:
this Man. U don dey hot anyhow now, by now PSG go don dey shiver God punish devil

Buterflyle0:
Just say you have an ear defect or you are academically moribund and we will understand

stealthtiger:
Bro, that's out of the threads context.

What school is that?

sammy99:
in Falz's voice

FOUR YEAR TENURE
THREE YEARS HOLIDAY



a bird at hand is worth more dan ten in d bush



so if ASUU did not do d needful b4 election starts,it
may backfire on dem back.

ASUU is right on dis to strike but dey shud also
think twice,dey shud b ten steps ahead of any
decision dey are taken or else dey will jst suffer
nigeria students for nothing.

Even d person dey dealing with does not value
education,so in dis case wisdom is profitable to direct.

cigaricon:
My dear some people haven't gotten decent sleep in the last four years