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khassy:
Yea, I was out to haunt you


When be your burial I need to comman smoke some good skunk on that day

Finally the world has got rid of one more burden

Hehe.
na when you see say my cremated remains dey the ash, you go choke. how far na, You dey Hear from Wheesin and them?

khassy:
Basttard and haggard looking lawyer

You never die

Khassy the Pu5.5y, be like i see your obituary for walkway one time, abi na your doppelganger?

Semper247:
Good of them, but when will they add video calling feature?

It's on beta version already, hopefully it'll roll out soon, even the group invite link function. Whatsapp Mod by Jimods has these features already tho. think it was made on the beta build.

OP. recommendations, Phineas Gage, and Mysteries of the Mutter Museum. feel they're worth mentioning.

Explorers:
The remains of the astronaut Vladimir Komarov, a man who fell from space, 1967.

Mankind’s road to the stars had its unsung heroes. One of them was the Soviet cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov.

His spaceflight on Soyuz 1 made him the first Soviet cosmonaut to fly into outer space more than once, and he became the first human to die on a space mission. He was killed when the Soyuz 1 space capsule crashed after re-entry on April 24, 1967 due to a parachute failure.

However, because he died when the capsule crashed into ground, he is not considered the first human fatality in outer space. The below photograph shows the charred remains of Komarov being looked over by Soviet officials during his open casket funeral. Only a chipped heel bone survived the crash.


source: http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/astronaut-vladimir-komarov-man-fell-space-1967/
cc: Lalasticlala

Read something about this sometime around 2012. Creepy tale i tell you, I even scouted for the Recordings of his last transmissions, he was said to have cursed a lot. Poor Soul. his own still better pass Challenger mission, those ones didn't make it anywhere.

fawaz050:
Ehn ehn I knew ur moniker seems familiar..then it must have been advertently programmed so by d skul so dont worry ...is d Person an Indigene?

think I'll draw to that conclusion too,although she's no indigene.
Thanks a bunch for your audience, Bro.

fawaz050:
U dont neeed citizenship cert if u r nt an indigene of kwara state and i dont think U had be required to upload ur birth cert and Jamb card cos i remeber at some point last year pple were no longer required to do so(upload jamb details)

That's where the Problem lies, There's no option to uplaod any other thing that isn't Waec Card Details.
PS, I'm a three hundred Level Student, I'm doing for someone. and the procedures were different in my time. I'm confused.

seatopstar:
U will also upload citizenship certificate

i know Sir/Ma

but the options for uploads of anything thing aside O level aren't there.
and i know there's still Jamb Card details, State of Origin cert and birth cert to upload.

I'm in a fix here.
I'd like to know if anyone's successfully uploaded other documents aside the the O Level Scratch Card details here?
And if Yeah, How they went about it. there's an urgency attached, I'd appreciate anyone's help please?

It might interest y'all know that this Nougat piece of crap will give most developers a hard time with custom roms and other workarounds owing to some per-boot security check thingy that will cause your phone to go into a bootloop if it spots irrelevancies.
Well, They should have named it Nutella Tho.

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R.I.P to the unexpectedly departed.
Stories like this are out to discourage true romance.
Other people still find genuine love on the net.
And Lovers who've known each other for years still murder each other gruesomely.
Let's Just Pray God shields us.

Lilspicer:
what is that exposed installer used for brief me

it gives to access to modules you can personalise your Device with, by editing the framework and build.prop automatically.

Meklex:
where do you download your comics?

Comix4free.com

Whatsapp. Opera Mini. UcBrowser Mini. Xposed installer(And modules of choice) Perfect Viewer(for comics) Moon reader( for Books) Adobe. Picsay Pro. KD collage. Angry Birds Rio,or Star wars. Into The Dead. Dead Trigger. Injustice: Gods Amongst Us. Terminal Emulator. Lucky Patcher. etc The list is endless.

mostwantedguy:
If you can give all these solutions half asleep, u must be a surgeon while awake. Nevertheless, OP if at this age pen!s size is your problem it just shows how misplaced your priority looks. For you to think of suicide is the height of it all. What do you want impotent men to do then? SMH. Go and ask your dad whether is inherited and see when you'll get your next pocket allowance. Nonsense everywhere!!!

Hehe! my Oga! I am but a humble servant oh.

First and Foremost, I must commend you for pulling me out of the lurk zone, since I have been perusing this site as a guest now for the past few months owing to my chronic laziness that I'd found it hard searching for where I scribbled my login credentials. I guess, when a life needs saving, it does need saving!
Now, To the issue on ground.
You're suicidal about the size of your penis?, now that's queer!
Have you done your research before giving up on hope?
Did you know the average vaginal depth ranges from 3-4 inches? , did you know Penile penetration to its depth does not guarantee optimal sexual stimulation? Did you also know proficiency with other bodily ensembles like the tongue, fingers etcetera beats a large member hands down in most cases? if you had no knowledge of these, then I'd say you go acquire more, if on the other hand you did have, then go see a shrink or something.

about enlarging your penis.
I know of three efficient methods, one of which I can attest to it veracity that it works like magic( not by personal experimentation though)


first, On the list, are Penis enlargement pills- I can say without a doubt there are a couple of those out there that work effectively, only if you choose your vendor carefully as there are scams out there too, Some have amongst their constituent ingredients ;supplements used by body builders, which is certified to be healthy if put to use in enlarging tiny wieners.


secondly - the penis pumps. I've seen a couple o' this on online merchant catalogues like Jumia's and i'd boastfully say they'll give you a run for your money. You must be prudent with the employment of these devices though, as a slight derogation from the contents of the instruction manual might cost you physical hazards like Aneurysm, Cuts and Bruises and worse, might sever your penis ( haha! just joking)



last on the list is the jelqing method- which is pretty affordable, as it domestic and hitch-free.
Your jelqing paraphernalia should include:
your hand.
towel.
Moderately warm water.
lube(pref. water-based)
and your brain( to know when to stop, and devotion to the routine)
I can't go into details, look it up, it works like magic increasing the length and width as it softens the flaccid flesh enough to allow it become tumescent with more blood
thus increasing the size.


well, i heard constant masturbation helps too, but strict and unbridled adherence to this very one is at your own peril.better than killing yourself tho.





pardon the typos and grammatical errors in this, i'm half-asleep.

what sorcery is this? ENDTIME SIGNS!!!

I WAS EIGHT,YOUNG AND OBLIVIOUS.
REMEMBER THAT PART IN LAGBAJA'S VID WHERE SOME GIRL WAS DANCING in a SEXUALLY PROVOCATIVE MANNER?
I CLIMBED THE TV AND BEGAN HUMPING THE VIRTUAL ASS.
DAMN! I CHOP CAIN and Abel!

rkarang:
Oh, Ousmayne is now in Oke-Oyi... Ehn Khassy nko abi you never resume ni And my boss, 1boylikevhis-My learned brother

My oga, i dey here dey vex oh. i see three hostel choices, click the best. na the time one person go grab am. i no see hostel now.

Sveen:
Here.

Well... Hello Man.

Temmi001:
Sveen, Haryormeekun, etc.

any idea where they are now?

Temmi001:
No Sir, I'm a Chemical Engineering Student.

Oh great! Any Law aspirant in sight?

Temmi001:
1boylikevhis, nawa ooo... You never even came around to put Law aspirants through...

Bro.. You no go Vex nI
I be Soviet Spy you no? I no fit dey gree make Usa Dey track me anyhow na. na Why i dey always switch sims. but my 08104277457 dey stable. I don cloak am.

Sorry,this is meant for wheesin

Temmi001:
1boylikevhis, nawa ooo... You never even came around to put Law aspirants through...

I'm terribly sorry Sir/Ma, I've been going through a tough time but I'm gaining stance gradually, But henceforth I'll try all means capable to be around. Are you a law aspirant?

wheesin:
1boylikevhis my guy

Brother, How far na?

Twenty-one Pilots- Ode to Sleep.
Nirvana -Smells like teen spirit
Jack Ü ft Justin Bieber - Where are ü now
Twenty-One Pilots-Car Radio
Twenty-pilots-Migraine


Bonus?

THE Weeknd-Dark Times.
Ed Sheeran- Thinking out loud.

I could go on, but 5 right? okay.