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Romance › Re: She Slept With A Guy Who Records Their Exam Scores, And His Fiance Finds Out by 1miccza: 8:10pm On Mar 07, 2015
Justfollowit:
Are you kidding me shocked

I was being sacarstic

You can't hate liars because you are biologically a liar

But you are allowed to hate pathological liars undecided
Really? What's your proof that we humans are biologically liars and what's the difference between a pathological liar and a biological liar??
Romance › Re: She Slept With A Guy Who Records Their Exam Scores, And His Fiance Finds Out by 1miccza: 8:01pm On Mar 07, 2015
Justfollowit:
:
You are just like me

I also abhor liars undecided
Seriously??Thought you said it was weird?
Romance › Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by 1miccza: 8:00pm On Mar 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
nothing
Really? Cool then...
Romance › Re: She Slept With A Guy Who Records Their Exam Scores, And His Fiance Finds Out by 1miccza: 7:55pm On Mar 07, 2015
Justfollowit:
A human being that does not like liars

That is weird
:-/
Romance › Re: She Slept With A Guy Who Records Their Exam Scores, And His Fiance Finds Out by 1miccza: 7:53pm On Mar 07, 2015
huh huh[quote author=Justfollowit post=31398145]A human being that does not like liars :-/
Romance › Re: She Slept With A Guy Who Records Their Exam Scores, And His Fiance Finds Out by 1miccza: 5:37pm On Mar 07, 2015
Personally i don't like cheats and liars,the fact that she could lie barefaced means she would do that over and over again when necessary for me i'll say kick her butts out bro!!!
Romance › Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by 1miccza: 5:26pm On Mar 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
oh sorry for that tho.
Not to worry though it was naattiin!!!So what do you say still hiding from me??
Romance › Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by 1miccza: 2:22pm On Mar 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
Dear always on here but lowkey tinz
Dearie let's just do our chatting off this platform you didn't even ask after me dat's nat fair you know... embarassed
Politics › Re: I Wasn’t Trying To Seduce The President –seyi Shay by 1miccza: 10:46am On Mar 07, 2015
Thermythorpe:
Ur Life....... Ur choice...... Ur business.. NOT MINE
QED. Kponkwem.... Dash all!!!!!!!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast APC For Sneaking Buhari Into Nigeria At Night by 1miccza: 10:41am On Mar 07, 2015
dunkem21:
The noise has reduced and the spamming on the decrease.

If they push the election three weeks further again, everywhere will be quiet.
Exactly!!!apparently both parties have exhausted every lie and scheme in their arsenal,it's always like that when the deception wears off then Nigerians would see the real truth the problem is the loyalists and all draw their conclusions before the truth is revealed that's why there's so much confusion around....
Politics › Re: Pres.GEJ And Patience Jonathan Hit The Gym Ahead Of Abuja Jogging Today(photos) by 1miccza: 10:36am On Mar 07, 2015
iamrealdeji:
Gyming no fit work for iya piss na,also,she just escorted her husband to gym,show us the video for us to see iya piss gyming or idonbelieve it,the next we'll probably see is their sex tape,attention sickers,Buhari also plays squash and he has never made a video of himself playing it
Vídeo of Buhari playing squash or.................. You know naaa.........
Politics › Re: Pres.GEJ And Patience Jonathan Hit The Gym Ahead Of Abuja Jogging Today(photos) by 1miccza: 10:35am On Mar 07, 2015
bisi16:
Obviously a foto session. Y aren't they sweating? And look at PEJ's track suit, if she were a regular, she 4 know say na oversize. Check out d dangling earings too, who wears that to d gym?. Jonathan looks like a regular tho
I didn't see any dangling ear rings oo
Romance › Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by 1miccza: 10:30am On Mar 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
nah!itcannot.
Eheen hey you!!!where did you run off to??
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast APC For Sneaking Buhari Into Nigeria At Night by 1miccza: 10:28am On Mar 07, 2015
dunkem21:
You are damn right.
How i wish these pool of paid e warriors on both divides would read between the lines and stop being blind haven't you noticed that the noise has reduced drastically?
Romance › Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by 1miccza: 10:25am On Mar 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
nah!itcannot.
It sure would when e no be say the guy na robot or android...
Family › Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 1miccza: 7:31am On Mar 07, 2015
Op sorry you hear?If i were your neighbours even shooting ano AK47 wouldn't stop me from knacking my own wife the way i want it and the way she wants it if it even means going at it every minute i'll go on and on and on after all she is my wiiiiffee!!! For crying out load... However and whenever she wants it i'll give it to her who cares about some neighbourshuh?
Family › Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 1miccza: 7:23am On Mar 07, 2015
fem29:
I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.
Madam you be deeper life member?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast APC For Sneaking Buhari Into Nigeria At Night by 1miccza: 7:19am On Mar 07, 2015
dunkem21:
Hahaha.

Nigerians are indeed funny people ...

..Tell me why everything about a presidential aspirant is shrewd in secrecy?

I don't need anybody to tell me that there is more about this London visit than Chatham lecture.
honestly bros what i've discovered from the rantings between the loyalists of both parties is that a lot of us do not reaLly know or understand our country,when people begin to make strong efforts to run far away from the public view then a whole lot has gone wrong without our knowledge...
Romance › Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by 1miccza: 7:08am On Mar 07, 2015
drlawizle:
Wasted my mb downloading 50 shades of grey...film no make one single sense...
Na hype dem just dey give the smelling film jare!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by 1miccza: 7:05am On Mar 07, 2015
Abdullateeflawal:
This is an impossible change, so why don't we save our time and discus about some possible change like the one BUhari intentds to bring...
Life without sex is like life without problems,, so boring!
Buhari and Jonathan use jazz do unahuh?
Romance › Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by 1miccza: 7:04am On Mar 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes with money and bj grin cheesy
The bj would eventually lead to sex.....
Health › Re: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by 1miccza: 6:57am On Mar 07, 2015
whizfache:
looking for a girl for serious dating call 09098585781
Have you tried doing that with a torchlight? Heard it's so effective...
Health › Re: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by 1miccza: 6:56am On Mar 07, 2015
chymystique:
[color=orange]I have questions to ask? Faradexs09



Is it true using sperm as body lotion makes the skin smooth esp the face??

Is it true that taking it in orally makes one put on weight and gives the female a nice shape with making sense booty and boobs??
(though most peeps say it aint true)

Is it true one can store it in a cold room for later use??

gringringrin[/color]
Is it true that swimming in sperm makes you the richest individual around? #isittrue
Crime › Re: Nigerians, Beware Of These Kind Of Scammers!!! by 1miccza: 6:26am On Mar 07, 2015
francizy:
I just got a call this morning from someone that knew my name.



I posted this to make people aware that these scammers have taken a whole new dimension. They may even be someone you know, or have met before but can't really recall them. I posted this because I want you guys out there to be aware of demonic fellows like this because that guy sounded like he knew me in person. Had it been I didn't ask questions, I wouldn't have known he's just another scammer

Although I'm yet to get a job but I don't let desperation set in. Some people might have just given in to this cheap scam.
I've had all of this and more that guy would be living around your area or he knows you..
NYSC › Re: What Is This Old Woman Doing At NYSC Camp? (see Photo) by 1miccza: 9:57pm On Mar 06, 2015
Gbolask24:
The official cut-off age for the National Youth Service Corp is 30 years but it is common to see over-aged people partaking in the one year service to father land.

While this may mean you will not have the discharge letter it is stil a risk to perform some rigorous exercises carried out in NYSC camps when you have passed a certain age.

See the photo below and tell me what such an old woman is doing in an NYSC camp.

http://bwgist.com/featured/what-is-this-old-woman-doing-at-nysc-camp-see-photo/
Serving her grandfather's land
Romance › Re: Shameful Methods Guys Use In Wooing Ladies by 1miccza: 9:37pm On Mar 06, 2015
Blackett:
This is fallacious rubbish.

What is the correlation between the use of social media and dwindling intelligence? The most intelligent people in the world are on social media. Does that fact alone not rubbish your claim? You should instead say that DUMB PEOPLE now have easier access to the internet, no thanks to network subscribers and free megabyte. A dumb person in the real world has nothing to offer on social media, and is evidenced by their posts.

You're a fool if you use social media and TV as an excuse for not being up and doing. A TV has a remote control and an "off" button. A social media account has a "logout" and "delete account" option. . . They distract you if you want to allow them. . . Scrap that statement up there. It's bullshit!





Another unfounded crap.

You cannot prove how many pms a person sends daily. If for any reason you put a number to it, you must have been a partaker of what you accuse other's of doing. Stop pulling "facts" out of your arsee!!! People have gotten married to fellow nairalanders. Others are in love and in serious relationship with fellow nairalanders. They first got in contact with each other via, that's right - pm. Whether or not he sent her 1000 pms before she accepted is none of your fvcking business. The most important thing is that they found love. . .

Lmao. Did you just fvcking say forbes list? Get the fvck outta here mahn. . . Show me your name on forbes list or, yeah that's right - shut the fvck up!!




Now look at yourself. . . You used the word "commercial" to describe the area. That is all the catcalls are for - commercial purposes. You mean to say you think all those whisling sound is to woo a lady? You know nought then. Those guys out there are business men. When at their places of work, they change attitudes to get their customers. Haven't you seen them walk up to a lady dragging her by the hand? They're wooing her too, right?


There's nothing wrong in drinking alcohol to get confident. As long as you are not drunk, you can carry out any function. You can even drive. The next person wouldn't even know you took alcohol. Now to expose your fallacious reasoning, again - can you prove that no one has gotten a girlfriend or wife after taking a little alcohol to gain a confidence boost?

No. You can't.




This is the only sensible comment you made.


What a moronic statement!

What is disgraceful about a proposal on social media? Is your version of social media restricted to nairaland alone? What gives you the rights to tell someone else how to use his time on social media?

Where else will they profess love on nairaland apart from the romance section? Politics section? Food section? Agriculture section? You even called it shameful. Do you know how many people right now think that this thread of yours is shameful? That shows you that every one has a choice. You cannot force your choice on others.

Now sit down and look at your dumb self again. . . You know why you're dumb? You condemned sending pms, you condemned also the issue of professing love openly, on the basis of not having met the lady or gotten her contacts prior to creating the thread. . . Smartass, sir, how else will her contacts be gotten if not via messaging her VIA the method you already condemned?

Guys professing love openly have their rights to do so. It isn't against the rules. It's actually a confidence boost for them. Before they embark on creating the thread, they knew they might face rejection, but went ahead anyway. It's called "trying". Dunno if you know what that means. It might also mean their own way of catching fun. What? You mean these _stupid 5, 10, 8 things rubbish lists are fun?




Learn from who? You? What did you teach? Where has it gotten you? What are your achievements? All I see is mumbo jumbo borne out of boredom. This wasn't properly thought out, except of course the point you made about money. . . Dumbass, every thing is hard work. You only have to be smart while doing hard work. What _moron will be smart only and not take the necessary hard work/efforts of what he has smartly planned?

Creating a thread is not by force. Create threads but not of silly beer parlor and peppersoup joint opinions. . .
Gheen!!!Ghennn!!!!see APC and PDP war oya round 1 fight!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Shameful Methods Guys Use In Wooing Ladies by 1miccza: 9:32pm On Mar 06, 2015
jnrbayano:
These experts with impeccable girl catching techniques, perfect demeanour and immaculate manly attitude una no dey tire with these lists?

The lists you have given us novices and relationship rookies thus far have piled up so much, why not allow us finish learning them before issuing another?

Can you teach a quadruple period lecture in the same time needed to teach a single period lecture?
Bros i weak for the whole marra meeen woman matter don come turn 15 credit load course so oo
Politics › Re: Governor Fayose And His Entourage Eating At Iya Kareem's Bukar (pic) by 1miccza: 10:21pm On Mar 05, 2015
Caracta:
Man of the people.

I give that to Fayose. I'm not his fan but I like the fact that you can always find him in unusual places. Buka joint is his spot.
Let's even be frank how many of our so called Governors irrespective of party affiliations can do this?I mean descend to the level of the masses...
Crime › Re: Pastor In Soup For Raping 14-yr-old Girl by 1miccza: 7:24pm On Mar 05, 2015
GeneralBosco:
What a big shame...Jonathan would've gone to his church to kneel down too sad
Dem use Buhari and Jonathan do una??
Crime › Re: Pastor In Soup For Raping 14-yr-old Girl by 1miccza: 7:23pm On Mar 05, 2015
GboyegaD:
We need enact a strong penalty for rape and also, sleeping with minors.
Seconded
Politics › Re: Photos From President Jonathan's Visit To AIT This Morning by 1miccza: 2:30pm On Mar 05, 2015
stepo707:
As in ehn..Jagaban of The world
Yet some mumus wey don swim inside in shit filled stolen wealth no go let us hear word!!!

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