₦airaland Forum

This is what they all say before they decamp

caesaraba:
Finally. Thank God. We did it with our small 1k widow's mite. Our healthcare system is such a disgrace while those who are supposed to pressure them into working are on each other's throats over the acronyms APC, PDP and other useless ones. For every Sadiq Daba that's gotten help from Nigerians, there are thousands of others rotting away in squalid conditions, alone and unknown.

Completely on point thank God that we could achieve this at least.

obailala:
The real question to ask is, where did the figure come from?... Where did the N600million figure originate from? Anyone could just sit behind their laptop and claim N10billion was spent on christmas tree. Was the figure picked up from a budget document or was it from some gutter blog?..

With the rate at which any idiot can just churn out any report online and call it news, do you spare a second to consider how incredulous a figure sounds before even dignifying it with arguments?... Same way someone claimed $90billion was recovered from 1 person and people started discussing the nonsense with 'utmost seriousness'

You're not wrong there again too, but the question should be why has someone on the opposite side not come out to straighten out these figures?? This also shows clearly that the masses have constantly been fed with hogwash and a whole lot more.

But again from a personal experience if a former office holder from the previous administration in this state could get a ''thank you'' package of 5 million and wave it off like a chicken change , i think these figures might add up too. Just saying.

obailala:
Whilst the statues still remain unnecessary and whilst I still believe a more substantial sum must have been pocketed in the moulding of those statues (definitely more than N500k), it still remains a fact that a lot of Nigerians are just too dumb for either generating or spreading that N520million silly story. How could any human with a sound mind actually think a statue cost N520million?

You would be surprised at the miracles that our politicians can perform when it comes to finances , have you forgotten that he couldn't defend the purchase of a christmas tree for 600million??

dukie25:
Big big lie.
Miss Balogun asked them to show transcripts of the conversation since yesterday, still waiting for proof.

Thanks for showing your investigative spirit jare.. Most people just jump into any thread and post comments, this government clearly has some paid agents on sites like Nairaland whose job is to disseminate unconfirmed reports, not just the government, celebrities, politicians etc, a learned person would go to Tutu and Abike Dabiri's page and follow their exchange.

So this guy is still 35 years old okay now na yesterday dem born me too.

Evablizin:



Give her 9 months course with triplets as the final result if she insist. She is free to join the queue of wizkid babymamas.

SIMPLE AND SHORT!!!! QED!!! DAZ ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what they all say until they defect, believe a Nigerian politician and OYO is your case.

sarrki:
I agree with your analogy

That's the perfect description of pdp

Oga he also brought APC to power no dey use PDP and APC fool people..

Aunty Wonghiren abi whats ya name, is it ya wedding

Omo person wey read book for here and still no catch anything no fit know book again oo

Ishilove:
Change begins with you

and the average man on the streets. When we change our mindset, then, and only then can we have leaders who reflect who we are as a people.

God knows I love Nigeria but in my next life I don't want to be born anywhere near Africa, talkless of Nigeria. It's like the black man is operating under a very ancient, esoteric and mysterious curse.

Even the mumu that coined that line doesn't understand a thing of what he said. He probably made that statement under the influence of ...................................

t00dugged:
I don't know who we offended in this continent,if it was in naija, they would have probably added it to the budget for four years and when they finally decide to build it, they will award the contract to their friend or family member and it will take the next decade to even lay the foundation smh

Honestly you understand wella

funstufz:
Am sure over here, we have similar project in the pipeline....to be started by year 2020 ofcourse...don't ask me for the completion date...

Bros 2020 that's too close now you should be talking about 2070 hopefully the last generation of corrupt human beings would be on their last legs by then.

If this structure should be erected in naija, nobody would read here, people will be so busy taking selfies and proposing to all their magas here instead of reading. Infact a structure like this would increase our population instantlyy.......

I dey crase to rock this type??

I hope the president also made him to take half of the kickbacks

Na dem those hausa men have been so lawless there, this was bound to happen sooner or later

Ishilove:
It's not hard na. You go your way, I go mine

How then all dis KFC and K pimples be possible??

GraGra247:
Lolz. I can bet that image was photoshoped.

Haba! e never reach like that nah. The lady wasn't even naked or badly dressed so it's hardly possible.

How did you get to know that it was photoshopped so easily please??

haywire07:
It's good to discover your talent even if it's about being stupid.

This guy undoubtedly has a talent in social media relations not the music he talked about

Exactly the reply actually softened me as the reader. That response would calm a raging storm.

Ishilove:
KFC? Payworth? Cash n Carry? Today?

No be small dats if u ever catch me

Ishilove:
Jeez, of all the useless pieces of information!!! Nairaland!!!

Na una pipo naaa!!Are you still trying to catch me at Ikeja??

ofuonyebi:
The boys of the sitting governor when they have no money now want to contest with their oga when their pocket don full..

well, let wait and see how small boys wakes up from their awful dreams and decide to cut down the giant iroko tree with a knife!

Onye enuani

bedspread:
At Least up till this Moment, He is still in Power....
MUGABE IS A BLESSING TO AFRICA.... HIS BEING ALIVE IS FOR A REASON....
IF NOT FOR A MAN AS THIS, Obama would hv Forced his Abominable gay/lesbian laws on nations here...

Very correct

All this people wey be like Abu the mai guard no dey ever get sense shaaa

NwaAmaikpe:



Gernot Rohr needs to be investigated and sanctioned appropriately by FIFA.

He is ruining our beautiful game of football by engaging in Match Fixing.

We all know this match was fixed.
From Messi's absense to Aguero's exit.

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Shame on Nigeria for stooping so low as to resort to Match Fixing for an ordinary friendly.

sorry oo iwo naa ko??

13. THE KNEE SPLITTER

The victim's knee was placed between the spikes and the handle turned so that they pierced the skin, broke the knee and then, if a confession wasn't forthcoming, eventually tear their leg apart, leading to an excruciatingly painful death.



Lalasticala Epp us move to fp e dakun

Smh you murdered a human being for 8000 naira, he should suffer the same fate every one of them should be dismembered and tortured to death . Useless scums!!!!

12. THE SPANISH TICKLER

Suffice to say there's nothing ticklish about this instrument. Victims would be tied up and then 'stroked' with this claw-like device. Apart from gradually skinning them alive, victims who survived often died a slow death due to infections caught from these dirty devices.

11. THE RACK

The rack is a torture method that sums up mankind's depravity... Victims were attached by their arms and legs to a wooden frame fitted with rollers. The rollers were turned in opposite directions causing their limbs to break off and fracturing their spine. Numerous racks have found their way into museums - just looking at them is enough to send shivers down your spine.

10. THE CATHERINE WHEEL

Ever wondered why Catherine Wheels often feature in firework displays? Well, they're derived from a method of torture where the victim was attached to a wheel that was then set on fire and left to roll down a hill. If the victim survived this ordeal, they were left attached to the wheel so that insects and birds could gnaw away at their flesh.