abi o, fynewaka. them too like gisting off topic. oga seun, u dey try o. but then again, aren't we all guilty of doing so? i rest my case.

soulpatrol:

abi o, fynewaka. them too like gisting off topic. oga seun, u dey try o. but then again, aren't we all guilty of doing so? i rest my case.

if this isnt also offtopic i'll eat my hat.
what was the funniest thing that happened to u today?

fell down the stairs, soo funni lol, never rolled down stairs so fast in my life

Talking to my brother first thing this morning. He just had me laughing

balleriina:

fell down the stairs, soo funni lol, never rolled down stairs so fast in my life

hope u didnt break any bones

@topic. see me see trouble. this wasnt even funny at all, but nevertheless i go post am. some yeye oyinbo guy just farted in my presence today o. i was chilling in the lobby after work waiting for my ride, all of a sudden i heard one loud prrrrtttt! i was like no he didnt just let one rip in front of me. and guess what? he didn't even seem to notice that what he did was bad! he just kept pacing up and down, oblivious to anything. God save am sha, the only reason i didnt curse him out for polluting the air without apologising (trust we naija peeps with our mouth now) was because he looked a bit "retarded" as in special person. but how nasty though. some oyinbo peeps no get manners sha. farting and burping in public seems to be normal to them

@Soul that was gross, shh happens all the time .

@topic,
How cowards over populate NL,

Went downstairs in flats with the intention of changing. Jumped on the Metro and totally forgot

was dreaming about the pizza i left in the regridgerator all thru the nyt only to wake up, and my friend had eaten it

Islander:

@Soul that was gross, shh happens all the time .

no mind the fool. how u go fart in front of a classy chick now? i really didnt understand, so i assumed he was mentally challenged! i prayed for thunder to fire his stinking ass though!

Islander:

@topic,
How cowards over populate Nairaland,

Went downstairs in flats with the intention of changing. Jumped on the Metro and totally forgot

look on the bright side, at least u didnt go out without ur pants on! the human mind can be so forgetful sometimes.

I was in the car wit my mom and dis man was walking on green light and my mom screamed out the car and asked the man''you want to die?'' and the man put up his middle finger at my mom and my mom was like ''kiss my black ass''.i was cracking up so bad, i didn't expect her to say dat but i guess d man really piss her off.

Sexyabby:

I was in the car wit my mom and this man was walking on green light and my mom screamed out the car and asked the man''you want to die?'' and the man put up his middle finger at my mom and my mom was like ''kiss my black ass''.i was cracking up so bad, i didn't expect her to say that but i guess d man really piss her off.

hmmmmm sounds gross to me not funny. I'd be cringeing if my mom used such words.

@sexyabby.   ur mum is one cool, no-nonsense person  . same with my mum too. she can hold her own for sure. that silly guy crossing the road anyhow is just a prick. so many people in yankee are like that. i hate when pedestrians just disobey traffic signals just because drivers give them right of way. him never jam crazy driver wey go run am down one day. he must've been scared and embarrased thats why he reacted by giving ur mum the finger. jerk! i'm always so quick to put my head out the window and yell at foolish pedestrians even while i'm in the passenger seat.

omigod the worst one is pedestrians that are crossing the road so leisurely and slowly while 100 cars are waiting. sometimes i'm like cant this one walk faster? haba! too much freedom in this country.

@PTH. sometimes situations call for one to use dirty language to get the message across. im sure sexyabby's mum doesnt talk like that everyday, but in yankee, people dont get until u use curse words at them. naija people too use words like "were," oloriburuku," "olosh,i" etc dont we? same difference.

PTH:

hmmmmm sounds gross to me not funny. I'd be cringeing if my mom used such words.

yeah watever, my mom don't talk like dat everyday so i'm just gonna ignore ur comment and u know u didn't have to comment on it if u don't like d post but anywayz, its a free world.

@soulpatrol, lol yeah, its really annoying when people act like they own the road and they start walking slow while d cross walking light is telling them to stop and they just ignore d light, i'm still gonna be cracking up everytime i remember wat happened today.

trying to dunk and i fell

those boys r mean

receiving a text froma stranger wishin me so much luff

actually dis happened to me yesterday, i was in d cafeteria for lunch and i was standing on the line wit my friends when dis two girls in front of us was talking and one of them was like "my new year's resolution is to only f*** twelve guys", and i was so shocked and my friend started laughing, i couldn't stop myself from laughing also. I was thinking dat did she f**k more guys last year and she's trying to cut it down dis year or did she f**k less guys last year and her goal is to f**k more dis year but anywayz though, watever her answer is, dat b**** is still a slut.

Almost fell from my platform offshore

What really happen to me today was dat i wanted to kiss my babe but she slapped me. can u imagine

cc: Bartork

Other folks are welcome too

^^ now that's funny

VickyRotex:
cc: Bartork

Other folks are welcome too

Nice

Nice

I'll finish you here

Is it banta or knockout you called it

You weeee hear Winn soon

You know you rock
So look for a rock and try to punch it a number of times

It will prove something

VickyRotex:
^^ now that's funny

What's funny

VickyRotex:

Issoright. let's see how that blood wee save you



Be asqqing me jamb question that you refused to answer correctly

This battle has been won. Don't bother about VR's crew

I will scatter the crew
I will break it up

VickyRotex:
cc: Bartork

Other folks are welcome too

How did you find this 2008

I was a baby in 2008

Am going back to school
All this lugungstistcal is heavy for me

Yinmu. Na so professors dey talk

But I'll do your bidding Pepe

Sorry VR

I think my keypad is mistaking you for someone else

Pepe abi Minus the keypad, we need to get you to an optician

Bartork:


Nice

Nice

I'll finish you here

Is it banta or knockout you called it

You weeee hear Winn soon

You know you rock
So look for a rock and try to punch it a number of times

It will prove something

Yes let the knockout begin.

Where's my nika hot dog

Bartork:



What's funny

lol from the poster above:

What really happen to me today was dat i wanted to kiss my babe but she slapped me. can u imagine

Bartork:


I will scatter the crew
I will break it up

You can't fit!!!

They that are for us, are morethan......... complete it

VickyRotex:


lol from the poster above:

Hahahah

The slap is a symbol of correction and love too

Bartork:


How did you find this 2008

I was a baby in 2008

rara you weren't even born then smh

I just did some click click click

VickyRotex:


You can't fit!!!

They that are for us, are morethan......... complete it

Are more than they that are for you

So you will be pulled into one one

VickyRotex:


rara you weren't even born then smh

I just did some click click click

You may be right

I always have issues clicking clicks

I barely read stuffs unless am mentioned

Even when liking I barely read what was written. Unless if I have to play a game. And I'll only red the few above me

So it makes it difficult for me know what others are saying except am mentioned


Some people have received grace to read threads through.

I just scan

And leave

VickyRotex:

Ossheyy awon goons da? Give dem

They are gearing up
Relax

Don't run off yet

VickyRotex:

Louder please. Akant hear you

Vikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyy

VickyRotex:

No be by muscle

We would see to that

Bartork:


Hahahah

The slap is a symbol of correction and love too

Exactement!