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Who Will Marry Him? by nikky5(m): 7:28pm On Nov 22, 2014
He graduated with a second class upper degree from a federal university ten years ago.Presently he works with a multinational company with a very good pay. His cross is that no lady wants to marry him despite the fact that he is handsome in his mid thirties. Reason is because he has a very small joystick which has cost him five relationships. What should he do cos his friends are mocking him and ladies who don't know his predicament keep coming to him.
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 7:32pm On Nov 22, 2014
nikky5:
He graduated with a second class upper degree from a federal university ten years ago.Presently he works with a multinational company with a very good pay. His cross is that no lady wants to marry him despite the fact that he is handsome in his mid thirties. Reason is because he has a very small joystick which has cost him five relationships. What should he do cos his friends are mocking him and ladies who don't know his predicament keep coming to him.
nw person don get good job for better oil company, with better salary...him problem na say babes no dey like am...who does dat? I dnt think any nigerian babe in her right senses will ignore d guy jor...
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:33pm On Nov 22, 2014
Uh uh #sad face

Remedy#
He should look around for that 'sister' in church who has been praying fire and brimstone for a hubby,get to know her,propose with a no sex fore marriage clause...........


#tongueincheek #
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:34pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
nw person don get good job for better oil company, with better salary...him problem na say babes no dey like am...who does dat? I dnt think any nigerian babe in her right senses will ignore d guy jor...
Huh?you think money will brush that kitten?
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 7:35pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
Huh?you think money will brush that kitten?
lol money answereth all things...
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:37pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
lol money answereth all things...
Dear lord bless Hector with all the money he ever wished for but please give him a 3yrs old penis!!! Amen
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
Dear lord bless Hector with all the money he ever wished for but please give him a 3yrs old penis!!! Amen
lol......oh pls, i luv my hector d way it is....

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Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:41pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
lol......oh pls, i luv my hector d way it is....
Money answereth all remember?
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 7:43pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
Uh uh #sad face

Remedy#
He should look around for that 'sister' in church who has been praying fire and brimstone for a hubby,get to know her,propose with a no sex fore marriage clause...........


#tongueincheek #


shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 7:45pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
Money answereth all remember?
lol yes it stil does.....
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:46pm On Nov 22, 2014
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shocked lipsrsealed[/quote.hehe just my one cefa ni tongue
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:47pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
lol yes it stil does.....
Don't let me shrink your lizard!!

Be careful what you wish you
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 7:50pm On Nov 22, 2014
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hmmmm am make an innocent sister his pray .
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 7:50pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
Don't let me shrink your lizard!!

Be careful what you wish you
heeeeeshhhhh..... Please..... Hector doesnt like ppo callin him names.... I named him hector..... Btw, hector is very long nd healthy ok...
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:54pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
heeeeeshhhhh..... Please..... Hector doesnt like ppo callin him names.... I named him hector..... Btw, hector is very long nd healthy ok...
Crazy..... grin
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 7:54pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
Crazy..... grin
lyk u hvnt given a name for your local government area
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:55pm On Nov 22, 2014
Elantracey:




hmmmm am make an innocent sister his pray .
Prey? Oh well some lady won't mind as far as he is okay in other areas....
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 8:23pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
Money answereth all remember?

It OBVIOUSLY doesn't.
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Elle780(f): 8:31pm On Nov 22, 2014
Am available. I will marry him
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 8:48pm On Nov 22, 2014
carefreewannabe:


It OBVIOUSLY doesn't.


Sure doesn't......
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 8:49pm On Nov 22, 2014
Elle780:
Am available. I will marry him
You can?seriously?
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 8:49pm On Nov 22, 2014
Elle780:
Am available. I will marry him
You can?seriously?
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 9:21pm On Nov 22, 2014
If I love him, I will marry him... not really sex- inclined. ..There are many things that please me outside s*x...


Again, whether big or small, it's about knowing how well to use it.... there are positions that favour diff sizes...
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Elle780(f): 9:23pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
You can?seriously?
if he's goin to treat me right am ready
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 9:24pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
You can?seriously?
b4 nko... U think say she b u wey like 24 inches joystick
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 9:27pm On Nov 22, 2014
Good news for men with small ones. Some women are ok with them.


I am surprised but happy for you guys. cheesy
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 9:28pm On Nov 22, 2014
Elle780:
if he's goin to treat me right am ready
Oh ok....op over to you!hook up this lovely lady
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 9:29pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
b4 nko... U think say she b u wey like 24 inches joystick
If only yours was up to N50 meat..... grin
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 9:31pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
If only yours was up to N50 meat..... grin
lol just say u want me to show u...stop takin style and be cornering....
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by mystiqueDZ(f): 9:33pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
lol just say u want me to show u...stop takin style and be cornering....
As I wouldn't want to throw up my dinner,no thanks!
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by Nobody: 9:35pm On Nov 22, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
As I wouldn't want to throw up my dinner,no thanks!
since ur dinner does not hav meat insyd, why not take my "50naira meat"
Re: Who Will Marry Him? by stinggy(m): 4:39am On Nov 23, 2014
Elle780:
if he's goin to treat me right am ready

Sorry. Treat you well how?

Cutehector4u be playing devil's advocate cheesy cheesy

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