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After reading this, you will notice that the the human brain doesnt inform you that the the word 'the' has been repeated twice every time.

Interesting Confusions... 1. Can you cry under water...? 2. Do fishes ever get thirsty...? 3.Why is it called Building when it is already built...? 4. When they say dogs food is new and improved , who tastes it...? 5. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches...? 6. Why does round pizza come in square box...? 7. Why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle...? Crazy world isn't it...!!

Interesting Confusions... 1. Can you cry under water...? 2. Do fishes ever get thirsty...? 3.Why is it called Building when it is already built...? 4. When they say dogs food is new and improved , who tastes it...? 5. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches...? 6. Why does round pizza come in square box...? 7. Why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle...? Crazy world isn't it...!!

Good evening . Pls if you know anybody who wants to sell his or her car, any model & any colour, with AC and you are sure it's in perfect working condition & valid papers, with price around *N2.5 or N3 million,* as long as d engine is nt weak yet, pls let the person sell it, it's not my business.

Good evening . Pls if you know anybody who wants to sell his or her car, any model & any colour, with AC and you are sure it's in perfect working condition & valid papers, with price around *N2.5 or N3 million,* as long as d engine is nt weak yet, pls let the person sell it, it's not my business.

Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is tooshort to be unhappy

I never believed naija was hard,until I saw my friend eating bread with anointing oil

Today at the ATM after withdrawing money,the machine was like anything for your boy. I still dey run now since morning

I never believed naija was hard,until I saw my friend eating bread with anointing oil

Today at the ATM after withdrawing money,the machine was like anything for your boy .I still dey run now since morning

Sheriff victory, a victory for APC

Lesson: eat what you want.
Skip a work out once in a while.
Watch a sunset...
Enjoy life.
Nobody's going to make it out alive anyway.

I can remember when this guy was rated high among Nigeria football talents
Good luck

The Director General of the Campaign Organisation of President Mohammad Buhari during the 2015 general election and the current minister of Transport, Mr Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi Monday said APC government did not promise to fix Nigeria's problem within a year and cautioned those lamenting the economic hardship to wait till the end of the tenure in 2019 for the desired change.

Amechi also accused the National Assembly of stopping the Federal Government from fixing infrastructure problems and creating jobs for the masses by failing to approve it's borrowingplan.

According to him,"We did not promise you that those challenges will be solved in one year,if we promise you that those challenges would be solved in one year you would have given us one year but you gave us four years mandate so wait till the end of four years before you can conclude that we have not done well".

All will match... against this failed government. Feb 5

A Nigerian jet has accidentally bombed a refugee camp killing more than 100 people after mistaking them for Boko Haram extremists.

Among the dead were 20 Red Cross workers, according to their colleague, who were with the refugees when the bombardment rained down on northeast Rann, near the border with Cameroon.

Among the wounded were two soldiers and Nigerians working for Doctors Without Borders (MSF) and the International Committee of the Red Cross, he said.

A senior military source in the Borno state capital, Maiduguri, said the casualties were 'huge', adding: 'A fighter jet hit the wrong target.'
Lalasticalala

He is inform of his life right now

Android phones can be so annoying. How do I explain it? I just received a notification that my Bible App needs update. Please what does the Bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple

Android phones can be so annoying. How do I explain it? I just received a notification that my Bible App needs update. Please what does the Bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple

Android phones can be so annoying. How do I explain it? I just received a notification that my Bible App needs update. Please what does the Bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple

A big bombshell has just been dropped by the TripleMG golden boy Tekno. The rave of the moment and arguably the hottest music act in Nigeria is not happy he has been nominated for the ‘Next Rated’ award by the Headies.

The Pana hit maker questioned the sense in his nomination as a contender for the ‘Next Rated’ award with a post on instagram.

‘Next rated after how many years! Let’s be honest pls’
tekno

A big bombshell has just been dropped by the TripleMG golden boy Tekno. The rave of the moment and arguably the hottest music act in Nigeria is not happy he has been nominated for the ‘Next Rated’ award by the Headies.

The Pana hit maker questioned the sense in his nomination as a contender for the ‘Next Rated’ award with a post on instagram.

‘Next rated after how many years! Let’s be honest pls’

NEXT RATED AFTER HOW MANY YEARS! LET'S BE HONEST PLS



You can’t help but agree with Tekno. Earlier in the week the controversial Headies awards released its list of nominees. Tekno was nominated for the Next Rated award alongside Aramide, Ycee, Humblesmith and Mr Eazi.

Earlier we wrote why Tekno is oversized for the award of ‘Next Rated’ status.

And the Headies awards controversies continues.

Don't just laugh, think about this! A US doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks. "A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work *****copied
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john4reala:
BUHARI NA THUNDER GO FIRE YOUR FAMILY WAHLAHI... INFACT GOD PUNISH ANYONE RELATED TO HIM.......so this is how am gonna drop out of 300level in this Cyprus.... #Exchange Rate Is Killing 9ja Students here In Cyprus

I just got out of cyprus... Is really hard for some international students, and there is no work!

Were all the money go??

The people of Britain on Thursday, June 23, voted for Brexit which is to leave the European Union (EU). The Leave campaign secured around 51.8 per cent of the vote.

The people of Britain on Thursday, June 23, voted for Brexit which is to leave the European Union (EU). The Leave campaign secured around 51.8 per cent of the vote. While England voted overwhelmingly for Brexit, Scotland and Northern Ireland backed Remain. Statements are expected to be made by Sinn Fein and the SNP later today calling for a breakaway from the Union. London backed Remain but the turnout was lower than expected because of bad weather. Below are 11 things you should know about the EU referendum:
1. A referendum is basically a vote in which everyone (or nearly everyone) of voting age can take part, normally giving a “Yes” or “No” answer to a question. Whichever side gets more than half of all votes cast is considered to have won.
2. The European Union – often known as the EU – is an economic and political partnership involving 28 European countries.

3. The referendum was held in response to growing calls from Conservative MPs and the UK Independence Party (UKIP), who argued that Britain had not had a say since 1975, when it voted to stay in the EU in a referendum.

rendum was held in response to growing calls from Conservative MPs and the UK Independence Party (UKIP), who argued that Britain had not had a say since 1975, when it voted to stay in the EU in a referendum. READ ALSO: UK Prime Minister David Cameron set to resign

4. Britain was being held back by the EU, which they said imposes too many rules on business and charges billions of pounds a year in membership fees for little in return.

5. Now that Britain has voted to leave the EU, it will no longer have to contribute billions of pounds a year towards the European Union’s budget.

6. The minimum period after a vote to leave will be two years. During that time Britain will continue to abide by EU treaties and laws, but not take part in any decision-making, as it negotiated a withdrawal agreement and the terms of its relationship with the now 27 nation bloc.


7. The referendum result is not legally binding. Parliament still has to pass the laws that will get Britain out of the 28 nation bloc, starting with the repeal of the 1972 European Communities Act.

8. The EU referendum is a once in a lifetime opportunity for Britain to restore its sovereignty and the coumtry can still rejoin the EU in the future.

9. Britain would no longer have to accept ‘free movement of people’ from Europe.

10. No nation state has ever left the EU.



Lasticlala

The tyrant can't boast of these

– The Niger Delta Avengers attacked NNPC pipeline in Akwa Ibom state in the early morning of June 16 – Some Nigerians while reacting to the news praised the militants, others called on the government stop negotiations with the terrorists The Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) has launched another attack on an oil installation in Akwa Ibom state. In the early morning of June 16, Thursday, the militants announced they have attacked the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) pipeline located in Oruk Anam local government area of the state. The Avengers through their social media account on Twitter wrote:

Guys show me love, My post made front page for the first time

Guys I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV, when I switched it off.

Wetin they go use the 3.4trn do? While Nigeria looses over 14billion daily

One lady had just bought lunch and sat down by the seaside to enjoy it when she spotted a frisky couple who couldn't wait to get a room somewhere in Ireland. The lady named Veronica says she was so shocked she couldn't finish her lunch.


She said: "I witnessed a couple having sex at 2.45pm on Tuesday across from Albert Quay. There was children passing going home from school, walking right by them. Myself and my friend were sitting down on the riverbank having lunch before we went back to work.

"We looked over towards the Section Bar and saw two people. It was awful. There was tourists buses going past. It's a very busy area. Cars were streaming by. They kept going for half an hour."



Seun Lasticlala

Getting over khloe