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. . . . . . “Some former leaders died and went to hell. The British leader asks the devil to allow him make a phone call to London to know the welfare of his people. He spends five minutes. Satan bills him $5000.The United States leader makes his call for eight minutes and Satan bills him $8000. The Nigerian leader calls Abuja and spends two hours. He is briefed about the fuel trouble, Boko Haram, kidnapping, budget brouhaha and the anti- corruption war. “After his call, he asks Satan, ‘How much is my bill?’ Satan replies: ‘Your bill is $1.’ Surprised, the Nigerian leader says: ‘How come my own call is cheaper than the other two leaders’? I stayed longest on the phone.’ Satan, smiling, replies: “What’s the difference? Calling hell from hell is not expensive; it’s a local call.” |
naija force wee no fit find Tompolo |
Buhari has gone far with lies and curroption |
This is a military govt clothed with democracy. That dullard can do anything, our opinion doesnt count |
the traveler is yet to visit his country |
naija find all country wee full this world na only china dem see. All hope lost |
amechi's nightmare |
your brain need to be upgraded |
that kachiukwu should be sent to a busy filling station to buy fuel. Let him test what average Nigeria see every day Tinubu I will take your word serious wen you tell that fulani man serving as our president to carry out all that he promised us |
dullard presido always clashing with people |
, |
abeg oo! Make person explain...
Wee all this money they disapear go |
This is kworuption |
That's change for you All what apc know is Kworuption kworuption kworution!! |
how many people can it cure?
If not, no b magic |
she needs primary school in her life not only sitting for WAEC |
jungle mama president, relocate aso rock to western world.
Waka waka |
praxisnetworks:nothing like "talkless" in English, just "talkmore" |
Back in the days,at secondary
school, I was very poor in Maths
and Chemistry. During the exams,
I'd get between 2% and 8%.The
results used to be announced out
from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or
2nd to be called out.One day, the
Maths results were being released
and my name wasn't among the
first to be called out.The teacher
got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me
asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you
take do am?" And the teacher went
on to the 80s and when he got to
88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have
scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling
very anxious and happy now that I
knew I had proved the so called
genius wrong, Could I have gotten
88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class
was amazed as every one kept
looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and
said, "There is a cow that did not
write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received
your paper come out now and get
it".Then i FAINTED! |
Back in the days,at secondary
school, I was very poor in Maths
and Chemistry. During the exams,
I'd get between 2% and 8%.The
results used to be announced out
from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or
2nd to be called out.One day, the
Maths results were being released
and my name wasn't among the
first to be called out.The teacher
got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me
asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you
take do am?" And the teacher went
on to the 80s and when he got to
88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have
scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling
very anxious and happy now that I
knew I had proved the so called
genius wrong, Could I have gotten
88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class
was amazed as every one kept
looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and
said, "There is a cow that did not
write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received
your paper come out now and get
it".Then i FAINTED! |
Back in the days,at secondary
school, I was very poor in Maths
and Chemistry. During the exams,
I'd get between 2% and 8%.The
results used to be announced out
from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or
2nd to be called out.One day, the
Maths results were being released
and my name wasn't among the
first to be called out.The teacher
got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me
asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you
take do am?" And the teacher went
on to the 80s and when he got to
88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have
scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling
very anxious and happy now that I
knew I had proved the so called
genius wrong, Could I have gotten
88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class
was amazed as every one kept
looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and
said, "There is a cow that did not
write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received
your paper come out now and get
it".Then i FAINTED! |
Back in the days,at secondary
school, I was very poor in Maths
and Chemistry. During the exams,
I'd get between 2% and 8%.The
results used to be announced out
from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or
2nd to be called out.One day, the
Maths results were being released
and my name wasn't among the
first to be called out.The teacher
got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me
asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you
take do am?" And the teacher went
on to the 80s and when he got to
88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have
scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling
very anxious and happy now that I
knew I had proved the so called
genius wrong, Could I have gotten
88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class
was amazed as every one kept
looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and
said, "There is a cow that did not
write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received
your paper come out now and get
it".Then i FAINTED! |
dullard.. Make 1dollar = 1 naira |
just change your name to Buhari |
the thing catch am through out the night |
finally ooo, is aboult to go down. |
this is very unfair |
taken down to history |
he is pained by the success of pdp |
