₦airaland Forum

. . . . . . “Some former leaders died and went to hell.
The British leader asks the devil to allow him make
a phone call to London to know the welfare of his
people. He spends five minutes. Satan bills him
$5000.The United States leader makes his call for
eight minutes and Satan bills him $8000. The Nigerian leader calls Abuja and spends two hours.
He is briefed about the fuel trouble, Boko Haram,
kidnapping, budget brouhaha and the anti-
corruption war. “After his call, he asks Satan, ‘How much is my bill?’
Satan replies: ‘Your bill is $1.’ Surprised, the Nigerian leader says: ‘How come my
own call is cheaper than the other two leaders’? I
stayed longest on the phone.’ Satan, smiling, replies: “What’s the difference?
Calling hell from hell is not expensive; it’s a local
call.”

naija force wee no fit find Tompolo

Buhari has gone far with lies and curroption

This is a military govt clothed with democracy. That dullard can do anything, our opinion doesnt count

the traveler is yet to visit his country

naija find all country wee full this world na only china dem see. All hope lost

amechi's nightmare

your brain need to be upgraded

that kachiukwu should be sent to a busy filling station to buy fuel. Let him test what average Nigeria see every day

Tinubu I will take your word serious wen you tell that fulani man serving as our president to carry out all that he promised us

dullard presido always clashing with people

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abeg oo! Make person explain... Wee all this money they disapear go

This is kworuption

That's change for you
All what apc know is
Kworuption kworuption kworution!!

how many people can it cure? If not, no b magic

she needs primary school in her life not only sitting for WAEC

jungle mama president, relocate aso rock to western world. Waka waka

praxisnetworks:

A man who refused to appoint ministers for months without tangible reasons... Not even the attorney general! Talkless of having a economic team almost a year after!

nothing like "talkless" in English, just "talkmore"

Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or 2nd to be called out.One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you take do am?" And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, "There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it".Then i FAINTED!

Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or 2nd to be called out.One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you take do am?" And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, "There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it".Then i FAINTED!

Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or 2nd to be called out.One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you take do am?" And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, "There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it".Then i FAINTED!

Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or 2nd to be called out.One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you take do am?" And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, "There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it".Then i FAINTED!

dullard.. Make 1dollar = 1 naira

just change your name to Buhari

the thing catch am through out the night

finally ooo, is aboult to go down.

this is very unfair

taken down to history

he is pained by the success of pdp