NwaJesusteete:
Always on my private jet since 1900 wetin concern me.

Culin:
Hahahahaha omg this is really funny especially #18.. #3 and #19 is really annoying

saintvc:
I dont enter cab,
am too big for that.

I hire David oyedepo to drop me at my house

wincyhov:
no danfo buses in France so .......

naijaboiy:
Well,,this doesn't happen here in france

naijaboiy:
Well,,this doesn't happen here in france

So Mr. NL dey follow do 'here in France'?? Wonders

akoaki:
A woman traveling with his son in the same taxi with me. Before our departure from ojota park the small boy was complaining about something with his mother quietly but persistently in a dialect that none of us understood. When we got to ibadan, the boy changed his language to pidgin english complaining that he was very hungry. Then the woman asked openly how close we were to ado-ekiti and one passenger answered that we still had 3 to 4 hours more to travel. On hearing this, the boy said haaa , haaaaa, haaaaaa and intensified the noise.
The mother of the boy was forced to confess that her plan was for her and the son to eat their breakfast when they arrive at the party in ado-ekiti, having thought it was going to be a short journey.

Highflyer3:
Sitting in the midst of two chubby women uncomfortably and the bus conductor yelled "Na five five per seat o"

DBlackCeazer:
NO. 1 GOT ME LOL.

saintvc:
I dont enter cab,
am too big for that.

I hire David oyedepo to drop me at my house

Warris dis one saying?
You hire Oyedepo? Na bus or keke? Or you hired his private jet? SMH4 some ishie

dotG:
Just like the journey i made today to anambra.....we had one aboki at the car park. ...The first statement he made.....hmmmmm...His mouth smell like suckaway...lol
other passengers were like
driver were is my change?
were this man wey de sell gala?
were is my son?
call driver for me?
All in a bid to leave the car.

fapcrook:
1 Billion shares, 2 Billion likes

mogadet:
Nice thread
very funny but truly, it happens everyday
it's just dawning on me
lolz

yousee:

I suffer this one from CMS to Ajah one hot afternoon, when that Lekki toll was under construction. Before we reach Chevron abi Agungi roundabout, omo, I wan faint. Bike man wey carry me enter Thomas estate that day come dey look me one eye, like say I be sickler.

DaimlerBen:
[Approaching bus stop]
Me: Driver, Airport road junction dey oh.
Driver: [humming & nodding to Kukere-Gospel jams]
Me: Junction dey oh!
Driver: [passes bus stop, oblivious to my callings]
Me: [raises voice to 150dB] DRIVER, I SAY AIRPORT JUNCTION DEY!
Driver: Why you dey shout? Why you no tell me before we pass? You no know say we no dey stop for here?

Zakkyoz:
The mobile pastors that will briefly preach and then collect tithe and offering as if the bus na church. Those guys dey hammer on a per second billing.

lordfalcao:
when you seat in d back of a car, and a gal seat in front of you, your knee will be so firm to her butts
the gal will be like

gal: please can you adjust your leg a bit

and I be like:

Me: I have long legs please, it's not my fault



she will look me and smile, in my mind no dy show me teeth face front

braimeddy:
I can remember very well paying for an unkonwn girl and her friend just because of look and hoping to meet her some day. I go wait till dem build anoda titanic finish na