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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 5:26pm On Nov 01, 2015
MzLarem:
Lol..sveen sef knw as e dey go..I can work babes 4u sha bt hope u av money.
lmao, babe don't dull urself, dey r brokers faa::::::: shinghai dem no get
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 5:31pm On Nov 01, 2015
LEGITLAYO:
[b[i][size=18pt]New month New life.
Happy new month guys. Rkarang Youngmilio2 Khassy Lordseyed IDGAF Reekado Duke59 Titidi Mzlarem Nobodyy Sveen DharmyYinks GideonG SenoritaCristo Temmi001 Greatscholar Ousmayne Haywhy911 Lotusflower Itsmero
grin cheesy[/size][/i]][/b]
I grit u bro wink
Tank God for ur life n safety...all da best wink
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fateemah06: 5:33pm On Nov 01, 2015
DharmyYinks:
I grit u bro wink
Tank God for ur life n safety...all da best wink
you no greet me...ayafvex
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 5:39pm On Nov 01, 2015
NOBODYY:

Dude
Stop messing around
Upload ur original ijmb result...
The one that has "Abu zaria" on it
Thats the one unilorin wants to see
thanks man
that was a big error on my part
one of my guys wey dhem don clear today don laff me ehnn
..will do that tomorrow..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 5:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
Shuayb0:
Upload your Ijmb result on the DE option.
thanks...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 5:47pm On Nov 01, 2015
Nicky058:
lolest only me, ao many names.... Koburu
lolest...ur names plenty gan ooo...minaj cheesy






haywhy911...I grit u bro
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:48pm On Nov 01, 2015
Ousmayne:


i wee not do it again ma grin

@khassy, ma cousins dey make shawarma wella.. Sometimes na ehm we do chop as dinner self.. Tfu grin

lmao @ 3 shades of poverty, and na still d same me dey buy u beans and bread for buka2 abi?? Make God punish you make you ask me for any food money again, na eyenkorin u go face grin

nicky dont mind the eeeediot.. Ma middle name is money in the bank grin

boda bolaji agent9 if u no greet me, me i greet u sir.. Good morning grin



I sight in 10D HD


I hail ooo.... Awon boiz illegal grin grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:49pm On Nov 01, 2015
TopeQs:


boss, me and MODS nah friend now oh



Lol.. . grin grin


E necessary. .. . To avoid future higgyhagger wink wink

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:51pm On Nov 01, 2015
NOBODYY:

You? U wan enter church?? God is indeed merciful to sinners sha grin



grin grin grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 5:52pm On Nov 01, 2015
Nicky058:
Wow it's being a long journey so far, going over my mentions::::::::

Jst realised av made sum cool friends from day one subconsciously, d likes of duke59 and napoleonbaba :::::::::::


D sis I couldn't decipher her gender,,, Temmi001

Two cute brain pickers (if am permitted to use dat) sloanej nd micynute94


For those helping ones a yl Yungmilio2 nd lordseyad nd rkarang nd buccal

For d empty blank spaces and troublesome dudesss always fighting for FTC:::::::::::::::: not gonna mention anyone

For those waiting to c my pix on NL, happy waiting till fowl grows teeth::::::::::



For d recently made buddies d likes of GideonG, happykidArotiba, haywhy911, Adeshizzy, fawaz050, Sveen, dharmyinks, MzLarem, lotusflower, ihorla (mhiz buster) et all

And wheesin and NOBODYY


I really appreciate u all....... Fenks for making d wait funfilled, making d hols fun::::::: from d purest and sincere heart of Nicky I'm saying Thank you.......






BTW is nobody now NOBODYY?.....

Happy Sunday to you all and Happy New Month and Happy Admission to those waiting. #Nickylovesyouall#
babe i appreciate
have been so busy with some isshhh offline
wink
one love to every one in the house
one family
more blessings to you all
Happy new month
be happy and think positive
..
safe journey to n fro to all our destination this year
we shall all see 2016
in good health n wealth
as my pocket no go dry - u wey dey read this post, ur pocket no go also dry
wink
GOD BLESS

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:55pm On Nov 01, 2015
Psalmmie001:



Celestial Church Of Christ.. Off Idi Iroko Street,, Isanlu Road/ Odd Ikorodu Road,, Bida Area.. Maiduguri.. Kware State..



Lol.. . See shursh description grin grin grin


#OrijinGang
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:59pm On Nov 01, 2015
khassy:
abeg I no wan miss today church again crycrycry



abeg who knows any church for ilorin wey fine fine girls D go and wey dem D dance wella gringringrin


PS
I no get money for offering gringrin so if you no say your church D give offering plenty times... no recommend am ooo undecidedundecided


cc
SenoritaChristo
jerryspan
agent9
rkarang
Idgaf
haywhy911
Gideong
mzlarem
noboddy
sveen
glammouroudy

and all pastors present



Lemme see.. .. undecided

Holy Ghost Thunder Fire You International Nigerian Ministry.. .. Dat one go fit u grin grin grin


First class oniranu..... na bae boo u dy find go shursh tongue tongue tongue

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:00pm On Nov 01, 2015
DharmyYinks:
lolest...ur names plenty gan ooo...minaj cheesy





haywhy911...I grit u bro
lmao, ion want Minaj jor Am OK wif lolest, boss lady and Africa oyinbo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:03pm On Nov 01, 2015
DharmyYinks:

lolest...ur names plenty gan ooo...minaj cheesy






haywhy911...I grit u bro
cheesy I throway salute,bro. How waz church service? How waz yesterday's baptism of fire 4rm da Kops
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:03pm On Nov 01, 2015
Nicky058:
lmao, ion want Minaj jor Am OK wif lolest, boss lady and Africa oyinbo
lollipop nko? grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:05pm On Nov 01, 2015
Yungmilio2:
babe i appreciate have been so busy with some isshhh offline wink one love to every one in the house one family more blessings to you all Happy new month be happy and think positive .. safe journey to n fro to all our destination this year we shall all see 2016 in good health n wealth as my pocket no go dry - u wey dey read this post, ur pocket no go also dry wink GOD BLESS
amen oooooo.... Fenks so much,, #moneyminded
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:06pm On Nov 01, 2015
haywhy911:
lollipop nko? grin
haywhy911 I will dash u slap, ion want jor, before guys start acting up
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaz050(m): 6:06pm On Nov 01, 2015
# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F (IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks! l0 NAIJA ROCKS cool

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by phahydatazeez(f): 6:13pm On Nov 01, 2015
pushtani:
E be lyk say na only me remain wey dem never clear oo,chemical engineering through jamb and dem no wan clear me. This unilorin just dey test peoples patience, e be lyk say we go protest ooo
u ain't d only 1 ooo,i am frm Faculty of engineering though Agric and biosystem engineering thru DE nd I ave not been cleared it's 13days already since I uploaded my Results
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:18pm On Nov 01, 2015
fawaz050:
# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F
(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple!
Simply write 19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians
everywhere in
the world in finance, business, medicine,
engineering
etc - anything to do with using your brain.
Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u
because It
Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can
u Swim? BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!
l0 NAIJA ROCKS cool
hey u, learnt u'v been cleared and u no tell me, btw congratulations


Buh for not telling me, I won't allow u copy my assignment.

Wen r u going to Ilorin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Psalmmie001(m): 6:19pm On Nov 01, 2015
khassy:


thanku


I no do again abeg undecidedundecided


Chai! U̶̲̥̅̊ miss today eh.. Babes just full everywhere as ant dey full where sugar dey..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Psalmmie001(m): 6:22pm On Nov 01, 2015
agent9:



Lol.. . See shursh description grin grin grin

#OrijinGang
I don't do Orijin.. I do Pasa Bitters grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by sylvar02(m): 6:34pm On Nov 01, 2015
Psalmmie001:


I don't do Orijin.. I do Pasa Bitters grin

Ogogoro is a very bad thing lipsrsealed
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Imoletide(m): 6:34pm On Nov 01, 2015
Is there anyone here who was admitted into the faculty of Communication and Information science,most especially the department of Telecommunication science here been CLEARED.

Nicky058 how are you?let me take you to the altar,lets make haywhy911 and Nobodyy jealous.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 6:39pm On Nov 01, 2015
Cooljoe1:

their is no column for that,only D.e and O'level

you funny oh........... d.e nah where you go upload the ijmb result nah, comedian cool
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 6:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
agent9:



Lol.. . grin grin

E necessary. .. . To avoid future higgyhagger wink wink
nah so BRO

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Psalmmie001(m): 6:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
sylvar02:

Ogogoro is a very bad thing lipsrsealed
Na joke jhoor tongue
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaz050(m): 6:42pm On Nov 01, 2015
Nicky058:
hey u, learnt u'v been cleared and u no tell me, btw congratulations


Buh for not telling me, I won't allow u copy my assignment.

Wen r u going to Ilorin
i was cleared yesterday jor.in ilorin already.landed GBAM today.no lyt:-]
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:49pm On Nov 01, 2015
Nicky058:
haywhy911 I will dash u slap, ion want jor, before guys start acting up
lol,slap? My cheek that's as hard as a greek soldier's shield. cheesy . I'll call u Boss lady then.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 6:53pm On Nov 01, 2015
Imoletide:
Is there anyone here who was admitted into the faculty of Communication and Information science,most especially the department of Telecommunication science here been CLEARED.

Nicky058 how are you?let me take you to the altar,lets make haywhy911 and Nobodyy jealous.

You wan take her to altar and u never see clearance?? Okk..Continue
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by gentleman100(m): 6:54pm On Nov 01, 2015
CHRISTALLITE:
Greatest Unilorites!
I want to appreciate everyone,you guys are just out of this world,where I had expected you to despise me you clamoured for me,where I had expected you to castigate me,you clothed my unclothedness,you guys took me not as a fellow forumites,but as a family member,and the die minutes you rose to the occasion for me,I thank you much but short of adjectives to qualify you.
You are all awesome and rare!I am humbled with your uniqueness and more humbled by your understanding.GOD shall bless you than you can imagine,you dealings shall forever be successful,this is just the beginning of your greatness.You shall be elevated and record academic and all round success you and your family forever.In JESUS CHRIST NAME.Amen.
Thanks for the encouragement,thanks,in myriad.
Mr Melodies I thank you much o!GOD bless you.Amen
@Noboddy,@GideonG,@Mzlazrem@Gentleman100@Chisombenedicta@Eleniyan@Jerryspan@Adebayor,@Jerryspan and Mr Oja P cannot mention you all but everyone I thank you all
God bless bro....

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