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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:25pm On Nov 23, 2015
haywhy911:
THE INDIAN FILM ELECTION
What we know so far is that while waiting for the burial to commence, a prophet prayed for Audu’s corpse in an attempt to bring him back to life. Audu’s family members rejected the request, but angry youths broke open the door of where his corpse was kept. The prophet was forcefully taken into the room by the irate crowd, who joined him in the prayers, chanting: ‘Holy Ghost fire’ and ‘Allahu Akbar’. While the prayers were being said, the grave-diggers were said to have continued with their work unperturbed. Not long into the prayers, news spread round the crowd that Audu had resurrected and wild jubilation broke out. At the moment, many are celebrating in the streets of Lokoja over the rumoured resurrection, in spite of an absence of veritable proof that Audu is indeed alive.
lmao.....i swear nigeria news be like season film
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:26pm On Nov 23, 2015
NOBODYY:
[size=30pt]NOW PLAYING OLAMIDE EYAN MAYWEATHER[/size]
lol,u wnt us to knw u hve d song abi
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 2:27pm On Nov 23, 2015
lhorla:
lmao.....i swear nigeria news be like season film
Nah dah 1 kan tell u make u snatch FTC abi? Take time o. Anyways wetin u chop remain?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:28pm On Nov 23, 2015
lhorla:
lmao.....i swear nigeria news be like season film
i swear. Kogi is just embarassing
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:31pm On Nov 23, 2015
Akjwyzepal:
Nah dah 1 kan tell u make u snatch FTC abi? Take time o. Anyways wetin u chop remain?
lol.....ftc cake
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 2:31pm On Nov 23, 2015
lhorla:
lol,u wnt us to knw u hve d song abi
undecided undecided































grin grin grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:32pm On Nov 23, 2015
haywhy911:
i swear. Kogi is just embarassing
funny dp's are already going round sef,abt dis their election matter
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 2:34pm On Nov 23, 2015
lhorla:
lol.....ftc cake
chineke moh o. MAKA why. FTC cake huh I suspect u o. U don dy play wit ibadan chidrens abi?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:35pm On Nov 23, 2015
NOBODYY:

undecided undecided































grin grin grin
hmmm,am seeing u sef....sell d watermelon finish o

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:36pm On Nov 23, 2015
Oluwatobex:

Leave her... We go meet for Ilorin... I know how to get her, give her shawarma and yerima(she said it's Lagos food), she'll sing and dance for you
I can't blame u..it is hunger dat is catching u.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 2:36pm On Nov 23, 2015
How far nah Mzlarem ? Dis wan wey u dy manage MB, hope all z well.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:38pm On Nov 23, 2015
lhorla:
funny dp's are already going round sef,abt dis their election matter
angry embarassed the thing is paining me ehn
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:38pm On Nov 23, 2015
Akjwyzepal:
How far nah Mzlarem ? Dis wan wey u dy manage MB, hope all z well.
No be Mb jae..shebi u pple think say I dey play wen I told u dat I'm finding it hard 2 type.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by paswad(m): 2:40pm On Nov 23, 2015
REAl NAME: Adewale
NICKNAME : paswad
HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live
lions, catching bullets with bare hands,
jogging up and down mount everest.
MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke
its
neck,
skinned a crocodile alive,
held my breath under water for
2months, 3weeks,
6hours, 5mins and 45seconds.... travelled around
the world in
a Day.
GREATEST
ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to
heaven just to charge my android
phone.
FLUENT in 10,598 languages, first male to land
on the sun.
SILLIEST THING EVER DONE: swimming
in d
Tsunami and diving
towards a
tornado. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't
kill 100 tigers with a single punch,
though 99 died instantly and the last one
is now an
slowpoke.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra died after
biting me.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like
bragging and i hate lies.......

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 23, 2015
haywhy911:
angry embarassed the thing is paining me ehn
ehya,pele o
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 2:40pm On Nov 23, 2015
MzLarem:
No be Mb jae..shebi u pple think say I dey play wen I told u dat I'm finding it hard 2 type.
Finding it hard 2 type? Hand dy pain u? Abi u just confuse?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Oluwatobex(m): 2:41pm On Nov 23, 2015
MzLarem:
I can't blame u..it is hunger dat is catching u.
I just finish eating... You care for some jolof-indomie?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:41pm On Nov 23, 2015
tens4real:
chai and u no press ha mumu button ni@mzlarem
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:42pm On Nov 23, 2015
Akjwyzepal:
Finding it hard 2 type? Hand dy pain u? Abi u just confuse?
Stressed out..kinda.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Wizardbee: 2:43pm On Nov 23, 2015
NOBODYY:
[size=30pt]NOW PLAYING OLAMIDE EYAN MAYWEATHER[/size]
Bro can you post me a link to listen online?.. thanks in advance
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:43pm On Nov 23, 2015
lhorla:
ehya,pele o
grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:43pm On Nov 23, 2015
Oluwatobex:
I just finish eating... You care for some jolof-indomie?
I don't want.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:44pm On Nov 23, 2015
Akjwyzepal:
chineke moh o. MAKA why. FTC cake huh I suspect u o. U don dy play wit ibadan chidrens abi?
No ooh,am playin wit ibadan childrenses
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Oluwatobex(m): 2:46pm On Nov 23, 2015
MzLarem:
I don't want.
Why? I cooked it myself o
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:46pm On Nov 23, 2015
tens4real:
DoubleG,dharmyinks,lhorla,oluwatobex, ur guys r sighted on 3D
bt
where is mzlarem,temmy001,nicky,mercyda,haywhy911,ridwan,einstein,steve,lotusflower and wan fine gurl lyk dat wey i dey crush on i 4get ha moniker
wia r thou
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:46pm On Nov 23, 2015
Temmi001:
lol. Aren't you? grin
In class, I'll be back as soon as I'm free. Good Morning everyone.

All I see in this class is a repackaged biology. God I hate biology. BioChemical Engr'g. Bacteriophage, Escheria coli, rubbish names! Abeg, I no mind, if na ss2 student go teach me sef. I can't wait to get to d Engr'g part of d course abeg. All dz biology pple here, haywhy911, mzlarem, lotusflower, etc. I need tutorials biko.
Lolz..because its u,bring 15k.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by paswad(m): 2:49pm On Nov 23, 2015
Short biography of ma self for those that does not know me
REAL NAME: Adewale
NICKNAME : paswad
HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live
lions, catching bullets with bare hands,
jogging up and down mount everest.
MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke
its
neck,
skinned a crocodile alive,
held my breath under water for
2months, 3weeks,
6hours, 5mins and 45seconds.... travelled around
the world in
a Day.
GREATEST
ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to
heaven just to charge my android
phone.
FLUENT in 10,598 languages, first male to land
on the sun.
SILLIEST THING EVER DONE: swimming
in d
Tsunami and diving
towards a
tornado. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't
kill 100 tigers with a single punch,
though 99 died instantly and the last one
is now an
slowpoke.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra died after
biting me.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like
bragging and i hate lies.......
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:50pm On Nov 23, 2015
khassy:


Temmi001 skin Looks more like dudu osun soap to me..undecidedundecided


Anyways all of una na charcoal... I no even sabi who spend more time for fire between two of una.... undecidedundecided
shebi na u white..go nd tender ur case b4 God nw.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:52pm On Nov 23, 2015
khassy:

Did you leave your sense in bed again undecidedundecidedundecided
Satelitte korh... Space ship in angryangry
I left it in bed..I can always go back 2 take it.
U left urs in heaven. tongue
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 2:52pm On Nov 23, 2015
Temmi001:
Bro Ambali came to my Lab alongside his team for inspection purposes yesterday, I felt like confronting him, but, I didn't just have the guts. I have a programmer at comsit, he told me the list would be out early next week, but he felt inconvenient telling me the actual date. So, by analogy, I think I'll go by Yungchop's source.
Cc:Nobodyy
haywhy911, good evening sir.
u av a programmer guy at comsit all this while? Chai u fall my hands. In fact I withdraw my kisses back.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 2:52pm On Nov 23, 2015
Temmi001:
lol. Aren't you? grin
In class, I'll be back as soon as I'm free. Good Morning everyone.

All I see in this class is a repackaged biology. God I hate biology. BioChemical Engr'g. Bacteriophage, Escheria coli, rubbish names! Abeg, I no mind, if na ss2 student go teach me sef. I can't wait to get to d Engr'g part of d course abeg. All dz biology pple here, haywhy911, mzlarem, lotusflower, etc. I need tutorials biko.
If u cn pay 100k per month den I'll tutor u. grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:52pm On Nov 23, 2015
WHAT WILL BE YOUR FIRST REACTION WHEN YOU GET YOUR ADMISSION ALERT?BE SINCERE!

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