Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,158,474 members, 7,836,874 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 May 2024 at 01:53 PM

Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants - Education (586) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Education / Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants (2396179 Views)

FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (583) (584) (585) (586) (587) (588) (589) ... (1996) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 12:47pm On Sep 28, 2015
Davhan4eva:
tell me....of wat use is d optimism wen some dude heartbeat is gradually increasing by 3percent every 20mins....@ first i was busy enjoyin d optimism bt nw....biko....let us clear d air


hmmmmwink it's well grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 12:47pm On Sep 28, 2015
Temmi001:
port to aerospace engineering

thinking of nuclear or atomic physics

whatcha think grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adelolaa(m): 12:48pm On Sep 28, 2015


package com.xarmzoft.inc;

import java.util.Date;
import java.text.SimpleDateFormat;


public class NairalandUnilorinThread {


public static void main(String args[]){


Date time_now = new Date();


SimpleDateFormat time_now_formater = new SimpleDateFormat("HH:mm:ss a"wink;
String applyFormat = time_now_formater.format(time_now);
System.out.println("The Time is: " + applyFormat);


String ListTime = "12:00 PM";
System.out.println("List will be out by: " + ListTime);


System.out.println("Where is the list na?"wink;


}



}


Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 12:48pm On Sep 28, 2015
Even people like khassy don't know when the list would be released; he is an ordinary student after all. cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 12:48pm On Sep 28, 2015
585 - 600= -15
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 12:49pm On Sep 28, 2015
Temmi001:
God, this is so hilarious. Love your sense of humour.
Kinda awkward but thank you.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fatymore(f): 12:49pm On Sep 28, 2015
the thread is moving fast today
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Dammysmart: 12:49pm On Sep 28, 2015
Kingdomdaughter:

Lol.. Funny u... r u, Male?
Wil rather mail u my facebook id cos my watsapp is obsolete.
aii mail me then or u beep me wcheva...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Davhan4eva(m): 12:50pm On Sep 28, 2015
Dammysmart:
hmmmm seems I remember this moniker in 2013 thread... well nice Alvin
you here again...tnx for shedding light on how long it took for d list to be out that DAy...actually I could still remember it was on a Saturday and there was a premier league match that day between Chelsea and one team sha...actually I can't remember d team name...funny enough my name wasn't on d list all bcs I was a rems student... I almost cried wen a guy that swindled his rems sch fee got admission b4 me hmmmm buh I know I'll b admitted Sha all bcs I didn't do postutme...it would interest you pple to know that my name came out about 2wks later that was on Sunday morning. in total I waited for 3mnt bcs we finished rems exam on 7th July. so friends stay tuned, the list can come out anytime even midnight bcs rems result 2013 came out early hours of d day like 4am.
I hope this encourages someone.
chaiii.....i hail ooo....remember u from 2013 thread....u just make me remember hw d tin pop out sef....i was @ viewing center @ d same time on nairaland wen a guy posted his admission status...claiming he wasnt satisfied wt d agric department he was admitted into n dat OAU sure pass....five mins to dat time....Omo na xo i nack my BCH jejele oooo.....lolx......
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fatymore(f): 12:51pm On Sep 28, 2015
Sheenorh Sam Olukay > unilorin students union ANNOUNCEMENT!!! U guyz should start checking JAMB SITE as from 3pm for ur admission status! Unilorin admission board are currently @work; processing our admission! NB: I don't beg anybody to believe this! #sheenorh_cares....do you know him
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 12:51pm On Sep 28, 2015
adelolaa:


package com.xarmzoft.inc;

import java.util.Date;
import java.text.SimpleDateFormat;


public class NairalandUnilorinThread {


public static void main(String args[]){


Date time_now = new Date();


SimpleDateFormat time_now_formater = new SimpleDateFormat("HH:mm:ss a"wink;
String applyFormat = time_now_formater.format(time_now);
System.out.println("The Time is: " + applyFormat);


String ListTime = "12:00 PM";
System.out.println("List will be out by: " + ListTime);


System.out.println("Where is the list na?"wink;


}



}



having issues with your app... kinda complex
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fatymore(f): 12:53pm On Sep 28, 2015
This Sanusi and his 18 year old bride ...before one talks about its rightness or wrongness, a lot of questions have to be answered. Questions like: 1) Is it legal, moral? 2) Is she mature? 3) Was she forced to marry him? 4) Were you sexually active at 18? 5) Can she vote? 6) Can an 18year old be in love? 7) Can an 18year old handle marriage? cool Does Omotola who married at 18 have 2 heads? 9) Why are you angry? 10) Do you know Kylie Jenner? 11) Do you know Kylie Jenner is 18, has been dating since 17, is a $ multimillionaire and has her own house? 12) Do you know Jeff who just won Project Fame is 18? 13) Do you know that tech & other factors has ensured kids get mature/wiser earlier? 14) Do you know ManU's Martial is married and has a child? He is 19. How old was he when he got married? How old do you think his wife is? 15) Do you know an 18 year old could be more exposed, intelligent, experienced, and a BETTER spouse than some 30 year olds? Before you attack Sanusi or scream # ChildNotBride , please ask yourself these 15 questions and answer them with the fear of God. Thank you
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 12:54pm On Sep 28, 2015
adelolaa:

package com.xarmzoft.inc;
import java.util.Date; import java.text.SimpleDateFormat;

public class NairalandUnilorinThread {

public static void main(String args[]){

Date time_now = new Date();

SimpleDateFormat time_now_formater = new SimpleDateFormat("HH:mm:ss a"wink; String applyFormat = time_now_formater.format(time_now); System.out.println("The Time is: " + applyFormat);

String ListTime = "12:00 PM"; System.out.println("List will be out by: " + ListTime);

System.out.println("Where is the list na?"wink;

}


}

Using classes with multiple parameter! Java rocks
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by horla10: 12:56pm On Sep 28, 2015
its already 12::30 nd av bin chckin my status on jamb portal all i culd get bak is no admission yet.............pls is the list nt cumin out today??abi is my name nt on d list??I dnt tink d list will b out today!!!!!!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 12:57pm On Sep 28, 2015
Sveen:
Even people like khassy don't know when the list would be released; he is an ordinary student after all. cheesy

bet your money na grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Davhan4eva(m): 12:57pm On Sep 28, 2015
khassy:

y did you pull down your profile pishures... used to like they way you tied your headgear gringrin
khasy.....u and some of ur hilarious post ennn....
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 12:58pm On Sep 28, 2015
Patiently observing and waiting
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by immortal07: 12:58pm On Sep 28, 2015
Sveen:
Even people like khassy don't know when the list would be released; he is an ordinary student after all. cheesy
is der anytin lik supernatural student in unilorin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 12:59pm On Sep 28, 2015
Temmi001:
Lol. sapele produces better weed. Khassy, stop taking ogbomoso's own.
Do I need to do ftc now that everyone is tensed? See traffic as if it's an fp thread


Lol grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaz050(m): 12:59pm On Sep 28, 2015
fatymore:
Sheenorh Sam Olukay > unilorin students union
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
U guyz should start checking JAMB
SITE as from 3pm for ur admission
status! Unilorin admission board are
currently @work; processing our
admission!
NB: I don't beg anybody to believe
this!
#sheenorh_cares....do you know him
hmmmm na wa oooo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 1:00pm On Sep 28, 2015
Temmi001:
ok. Let's start with 100k just to begin any negotiation.

for watin.. ?? na plot of land undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 1:01pm On Sep 28, 2015
khassy:


bet your money na grin
Humor me more. When you said 12:30pm, I bet you're talking about CAT
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 1:01pm On Sep 28, 2015
wheesin:

for watin.. ?? na plot of land undecided
for EXPERTISE
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 1:02pm On Sep 28, 2015
For those dat said 12:30. I guess it's still 11:30 over der.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 1:03pm On Sep 28, 2015
Nicky058:
For those dat said 12:30. I guess it's still 11:30 over der.
Lol. This bae yaf vex
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fatymore(f): 1:03pm On Sep 28, 2015
fawaz050:
hmmmm na wa oooo
no so I see am....
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 1:03pm On Sep 28, 2015
IDGAF:

It shud even become a Primary one reader.Why not forward it to Mcmillian

its macmillian not McMillan undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 1:04pm On Sep 28, 2015
We dy expect ministerial list on Wednesday....


We dy expect admission list on Wednesday.....





Shey na National Assembly/Buhari wan admit students ni... Abi unilorin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 1:04pm On Sep 28, 2015
immortal07:
is der anytin lik supernatural student in unilorin grin
Some students are influential and informationally ingrained than the other. The likes of khassy and wheesin, Temmi007 are the others. grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by holuwamurewa(m): 1:04pm On Sep 28, 2015
Nicky058:
For those dat said 12:30. I guess it's still 11:30 over der.
Aunty wah course cry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Davhan4eva(m): 1:05pm On Sep 28, 2015
fatymore:
Sheenorh Sam Olukay > unilorin students union
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
U guyz should start checking JAMB
SITE as from 3pm for ur admission
status! Unilorin admission board are
currently @work; processing our
admission!
NB: I don't beg anybody to believe
this!
#sheenorh_cares....do you know him
torrrhhh.....it as nw been fastforwarded to 3pm again....from 12:30pm to 3pm....later 9pm.....wt time u gonna claim tomao.....hmmmmmm.....dont kill dz pple wt Anticipatn fa*
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by immortal07: 1:05pm On Sep 28, 2015
Davhan4eva:
chaiii.....i hail ooo....remember u from 2013 thread....u just make me remember hw d tin pop out sef....i was @ viewing center @ d same time on nairaland wen a guy posted his admission status...claiming he wasnt satisfied wt d agric department he was admitted into n dat OAU sure pass....five mins to dat time....Omo na xo i nack my BCH jejele oooo.....lolx......
xo ure in BCH grin....we go catch fr skywaywink

(1) (2) (3) ... (583) (584) (585) (586) (587) (588) (589) ... (1996) (Reply)

UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 / National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 34
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.