lotusflower:
Alapa paper

lotusflower:
Yh,u'll find artificial ones floating in small,transparent pot of water in some flower shops.

MzLarem:
Hehe.. (dat feeling u get when ur boss is calling u a boss)

Pelhumie:
Honestly speaking.......We have Comedians on dz thread o......I mean Comedians[Lol]

Sveen:
Omo-lhorla, the prettiest, finest, dopest, down-to-earthest, elegant, appealing, beautiful damsel. Good morning bae.

DharmyYinks:

lol...buh u re d closest I can get

sojikrown:
You wanna hook up?

Haywhy433:
You'll will find this usefull

LEGITLAYO:
oga I'm sure this how your whatsapp looks like presently

Yungmilio2:
ok na no lele

Sveen:
Okay, let's see if you can handle this. I will eat your lips.

MzLarem:
Amen..thanks sir. Send ur acct number,so dat I can send my offering.

lotusflower:
I tell u... I've been shining teeth @ my phone since morning. Person wey c me go fink say i no normal

Temmi001:
ok, that awkward feeling when the teaser teases the teased, and the teaser knows so well she's teasing the teased.

MzLarem:
thanks..do u knw I had 2 google abt lotusflower cos of her moniker.

haryormeekun:
Exactly,its just weird laughing alone and pple around are looking at you lyk something is wrong with u

lotusflower:
No b me n u go handle dis one alone b4 ur wife go kill me. Everybody,mk una con hear o,my hand no dey o. Owo mi loke,funfun nene.

MzLarem:
thank God I'm not teasing..seriously,u beat my imagination..I was expecting 2 see a lady wit hijab nd glasses with a fanatical or geeky looks bt u proved me wrong..I jst had 2 like it.

gentleman100:
rara baba mi. Let's keep it here.

MzLarem:
Amen..thanks sir. Send ur acct number,so dat I can send my offering.

Sveen:
I belong to everybody, I belong to nobody.

MzLarem:
thank God I'm not teasing..seriously,u beat my imagination..I was expecting 2 see a lady wit hijab nd glasses with a fanatical or geeky looks bt u proved me wrong..I jst had 2 like it.

lotusflower:
I tell u... I've been shining teeth @ my phone since morning. Person wey c me go fink say i no normal

Sveen:

lotusflower:
Lolestical lolest

Pelhumie:
Same here o,nt even shinning teeth alone......my legs are also involved o,u knw dt kind thing...

haryormeekun:
Let Nicky058 catch you

Temmi001:
Gentleman100, we all know red apples are sweeter and even more expensive, so, I no enjoy that your prayer. And, nobodyy, it's like you've not eaten a waterless coconut before? Forget that superstition that it's an abomination. It's the mature coconut and always very very sweet. Again bro, I no gbadun that prayer too.

lotusflower:
LMAO....Dis guy ehn,u neva seize to mk me laugh