These are d five things i look out at girls before approaching them... (1)facial look: dis is veri important.dis is all abt hw beautiful her face is,cos i dont av tym 4 ugly girls.she must av a fresh lip,normal nose,cos d shape of some girls nose can b irritating.sexy eyes:-. Anyway she must av a well structured face. (2)her heights:i do lov girls dat ar nt too tall nor too short bt jst moderate...so b4 i approach a girl she must av an ok height. (3)walking style:dis one of d thing dat really draws my attention to a girl.most girls dont walk well,som can b cat- walking,som can b forming in dia walking,which makes most of dem to miss dia steps...moreover,she must av a good nd sexy pattern of walking... (4)voice:b4 i approach any girl i must av heard her speaks.cos d way som girls speaks hmmm.som av a very tiny voice lyk dat of a cat,or a very bold voice lyk dat of cow.so if u a girl nd u av these two voicing features jst find urself out...nd also she must speaks good english.a nice nd sexy voice usually draw my attentions to a girl. (5)chest:i dont lyk girls wit large breast neither do i lyk dem wit smaller ones .e.g(mercy jonhson and genevive hehehe...)bt i lov dem wit normal breast size. (6)hips:u guys knw wat i am talking abt...well structured one,not flat typs nor yoruba women typs;-D jst an ok typ. So if u ar a girl nd u possesses d above good features,jst knw say i go approach u till d end.so pals u can add urs...

It is well

djeezy:

happy sunday

Sunday morning!!! your word organisation skills are totally off point

@op the title of the post should have been


TIPS TO PICK UP GIRLS IN CHURCH...

For brother sister convension in my bed...

maaft:
Sunday morning!!! here's this troll and wasting away his time despite the fact that his word organisation skills are totally off point and you think a girl with such features will listen or have time for a jobless man? wisen up and use your time for better things.

baba God can still do dat tin u ar lukin 4 jst prayer harder

OP arrange ur list like a human being and I will read it.look @ my topics and arrange like that

@op, you just made me laugh real hard, with the voice like a cat and a cow thingy. Lol, at your choice of diction and grammar as well.
A very silly but funny thread.

kennosklint:
baba God can still do dat tin u ar lukin 4 jst prayer harder

you too,papi

This OP must be a really clumsy and confused fellow...

Movesz:
@op the title of the post should have been


TIPS TO PICK UP GIRLS IN CHURCH...

For brother sister convension in my bed...

Chai...this op sabi lie ehn!...ukwu is first on his true list o

@op after reading all ur needs b4 ur ask a girl out, I can see ur purpose in life is to die single

@op..,u sure u can afford d babes wit all these features??..,I just pray ooo!

Organize your points please. I know you wanna be funny but it's too disorganized for that.

when you see a boy who has no money,no house,no car,no job,no future,no ambition etc. post on nairaland........you go know sharperly....

op you can as well carry clay and mould her yourself

ninovandross:
@op after reading all ur needs b4 ur ask a girl out, I can see ur purpose in life is to die single

d guy na 1 ugly tn him jez wan use dis 1 coverup, since he knws no one will date him nt to talk of marry

alexis007:
when you see a boy who has no money,no house,no car,no job,no future,no ambition etc. post on nairaland........you go know sharperly....

wasn't this too harsh.

Grammatical errors coming from someone who's looking for an english proficient woman.. smh

Ode OP! Why not pack mud n create ur ideal woman.

See don't blame me,I was only tryin 2 simply it 2 d undastanding of all moreova I'm a engineerin student.I'm handsome nd I need a gal lyk mysef

Nice

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kennosklint:
See don't blame me,I was only tryin 2 simply it 2 d undastanding of all moreova I'm a engineerin student.I'm handsome nd I need a gal lyk mysef

kennosklint:
See don't blame me,I was only tryin 2 simply it 2 d undastanding of all moreova I'm a engineerin student.I'm handsome nd I need a gal lyk mysef

. Ah don die 4 lauph oh. Engineering students don sufa oh. Ah swear

Khmmn,khmmn,same here,nice facial features,i love ladies with nice face shape(slim long face or heart shaped face,well square face sometimes too,there are 16 types of noses,but as long as her nose looks nice and sits well,sexy eyes,i love girls with big eyes or unique dreamy eyes,nice complexion,not too dark,i love brown,tanned,caramel,or olive skin,nice lips,not too thick,not too thin and mouth not big,nice chin,i love girls with slightly long neck,depends on her height,i like tall girls,average height and small girls,not too short o,i like my girl busty,i don't care much about the a.s,s,but not too flat,normal one is ok for me,big one is a plus,i like my girl skinny and curvy or normal and curvy too,but not fat

I doubt if the op ever got laid.

davinero:
. Ah don die 4 lauph oh. Engineering students don sufa oh. Ah swear

hehe...nor b small oya tell me d errors I made in my write up or is it cos I use forming jst wanna make it luk funny a little...baba if it is easy u create urs if u av somtin upstairs...no fight

kennosklint:
hehe...nor b small oya tell me d errors I made in my write up or is it cos I use forming jst wanna make it luk funny a little...baba if it is easy u create urs if u av somtin upstairs...no fight

Ah. Ah. I lauphed cos u made it luk funny. U rily do nt want 2 get into a fight wit me, trust me.

davinero:
Ah. Ah. I lauphed cos u made it luk funny. U rily do nt want 2 get into a fight wit me, trust me.

all 4 fun bro u ar fwesh

So many fickle - minded folks on Nairaland. .. smh