and here lies a post of a sorrowful job seeker. Se na by d course u study u go take make am habi na by wetin u think of urself?.

Toeyean1507:
U can say dat again!!! This is d 1st time I'm meeting a fellow online.............#Team facts from reliable figures

Nice meeting ya too

ayokunlei:

A Better By Far Statistician I guess. Ur name sounds familiar

Ya!-- guess u'r right- - a bbf -- bout you? Are we on the same boat?

ObiChiz08:


I'm a statistician in †нε making.
Are u a graduate or undergraduate?

Under ni o

Idpotter:

Proudly statistician 2 bro..May God c us tru n bless us wit it

Amen o

elohorayodele:


No wonder you spoke so passionately. So we still have unfinished gist, want to tell me now ?

Unfinised gist? Remind me pls...

Lordseyad:
Ya!-- guess u'r right- - a bbf -- bout you? Are we on the same boat?

yes O Baba. Same course, same school.

Toeyean1507:
Lol. U can't understand,my dear. Well,I'll tell u a little about dat assertion. I started analyzing data for project students when I was in my 2nd year in sch at B.Sc and M.Sc levels. I got myself familiarized with various analysis packages and today,i can conveniently tell u dat I'm a Data analyst. I'm a member of various Statistics' association. Am I sounding proud already? Lolzzzzzzzzzzz,it isn't my fault though. #TeamStatisticiansalldahway

may b u'r an exception cos 4 of ma friends studied Statistics.....only one of them have been able to secure a job since graduation. They all graduated with 2.1 from different federal universities.

ayokunlei:


yes O Baba. Same course, same school.

level?

Aitee1:


Unfinised gist? Remind me pls...

The tin delta pple did to u?

elohorayodele:



The tin delta pple did to u?

I hate to be reminded of it...




Btw...are u from there?

AM PROUD TO BE A FUNAABITE. FWM ALL THE WAY

Idacrux:

Of the gr8est statistics students..I rep Nass(UNN)

I rep #TeamEKSUAsson.

Lordseyad:
Nice meeting ya too

D pleasure's mine obviously...........*grinning like a cheshire cat

ALKARULEZZ:
may b u'r an exception cos 4 of ma friends studied Statistics.....only one of them have been able to secure a job since graduation. They all graduated with 2.1 from different federal universities.

Lolz,an exception u say. This is the 1st time I'm actually hearing of Statisticians dat re unemployed. Have u taken time to ask em on y. Dey re currently unemployed?

Aitee1:


I hate to be reminded of it...




Btw...are u from there?

Must have been terrible. Yes I am from there

kristein:

is that your discipline sire?

. Yes Sir.

Lordseyad:
level?

100L. Looking forward to meeting you in school. You can drop ur number Bro.

Toeyean1507:
D pleasure's mine obviously...........*grinning like a cheshire cat

lol.. funny you

kristein:
of recent...about a couple of days ago..I basically made a write up of the best top 10 courses and hot cake in nigeria as at today..

but I have finally,come up with another write up of the top 10 worst degrees with lowest potential for employment in nigeria as at today

certainly,there is no degree that guarantees one job in & by itself however given the current economic situation and the fast pace of economic and technological shift in the continent and nigeria in particular there are degrees you would be better off not investing your time and resources to acquire as opportunities affected in those areas are increasingly getting eroded...if however you have a degree in any of them and finding it tough to make career headway it's time to put on your thinking cap
1 General Arts;
this cover anything from art history to painting/sculpture in the western world and developed countries having a degree in the arts could fetch one decent job opportunities several years ago..after the depression however with many european economic still sttuggling to recover it's becoming increasingly tough to find opportunities for majors in such areas like archeology,painting/fine art,history et cetera.

the opportunities for these sort of degrees are shrinking and people with the academic credentials thinking to get themselves a job in related field would have to do a cot of innovative and pro active thinking.
career counsellors advise those who want to study such things as art,dance,and music to have a specific strategy...sometimes a way out could be getting a higher degree(such as masters).

2 Humanities and liberal Arts;
if you love sitting and thinking about the intricacies of life and expounding on theories of existence or analysing political theories and events there may not be enough opportunities to do that in real life with your philosophy or political science degree to earn good money..
Humanities and liberal Art degree courses like Anthropology,political science,philosophy and many more do not give the graduates who passes them specific in road into the employement market..unlike professional courses like engineering,and the business field having a degree in any of the humanities may not really point one to a specific career direction.

3 Education;
unless you are willing to take higher degrees and pursue teaching opportunities at higher levels of the education ladder having an education degree is hardly going to get you the best jobs.
the only ways a graduate degree holder in education will do better is either to go for higher qualification and try to break into higher level teaching or do a career switch entirely and go for higher qualification in a different field that has more career prospects.

4 Religious studies;
Given the way churches and self styled pastors are springing up in every nook and cranny it should appear that splurging money on a religious studies degree will present the holder with bright prospects...however nothing can be further from the truth..except you are willing to plunge in and open your own church down the street,becoming a quran clutching preacher et cetera...there are hardly any existing opportunities for you to explore if you have a religiouss studies degree and wish to exploit opportunities there in.

5 Mass communication;
In considering mass communication we had a struggle with choosing a few other courses ahead of mass communication but at the end the argument was too much against mass communication degree.
the increasing introduction of media technology is eating away at the former strongholds of mass communication graduates..reporters and journalist find the rug being gradually pulled of their feet as bloggers and writers who hitherto knew nothing about mass communication.

take over the business of news discovering and sharing newspaper and television are no longer holding the baton in exclusive control of the media business...for mass comm.majors who wish to find and pursue the right career day need to understand the change in mass media and communication tools and acquire the right skills.
other worst course are;
6 botany
7 social studies
8 english literature
9 zoology
10 forest and wildlife management(wonderwhat you wana do with these,mayb you will use the certificate for cutting of woods in the forest)

I totally disagree

elohorayodele:


Must have been terrible. Yes I am from there

Which part?

And yeah terrible and hurting

Aitee1:



Which part?

And yeah terrible and hurting

Pple who use cutlasses to do tins.

Actually, with the exception of number 4: Religious studies, these are among the courses people SHOULD be doing in Nigeria today. The Oil Company era is over. It's all about entrepreneurship now.

"10 forest and wildlife management(wonderwhat you wana do with these,mayb you will use the certificate for cutting of woods in the forest)"

This one, especially the comment in brackets is particularly unfortunate. This should be one of the backbones of the Nigerian economy, but we've been so short sighted by oil all these years.

Now that the oil business is in the dustbin, maybe we Nigerians will wake up and use the abundant resources we've always had.

www.gidibusiness.com

Toeyean1507:
Lolz,an exception u say. This is the 1st time I'm actually hearing of Statisticians dat re unemployed. Have u taken time to ask em on y. Dey re currently unemployed?

lol....dey ar alwayz surfing d internet (in search of jobs). Still, no breakthrough....while ma engineering frnds av all being gainfully employed

elohorayodele:


Pple who use cutlasses to do tins.

I'm lost...help me out mbok!

Aitee1:


I'm lost...help me out mbok!

You should know that simple tin if you have stayed there b4

benjsniper33:
. Yes Sir.

ok.

elohorayodele:


You should know that simple tin if you have stayed there b4

Can't remember saying I stayed there...

H

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Aitee1:


Can't remember saying I stayed there...

he meant Isoko

Akposy:

he meant Isoko

Thanks dear for helping out...he should go with his stingy info