Shawl001:
. God forbid..na robot b dis one na..no b wife ooh... If i see this kind øƒ a woman, trust me, i would run away from her. I can never allow my offspring to come out øƒ her. #lailai# maybe its d way am viewing it..she is too *dense*. See, God forbid one more time.

Ayima:
Nawa o,hmmmm.

Ayima:
HOW TO SPOT A WIFE MATERIAL.
1. she can leave an exam hall to
prepare lunch for you.
2. she can slice a basket of onions
without shedding tears.
3. she always go for swallow at any
outing without meat in the soup.
4. she will apologise to you after you
cheat on her.
5. she can prepare lunch for you with
1000/=
6. she will fry liver without eating any
from it.
7. she will not complain if you
impregnate her best friend.
8. when she collect her salary she will
give you so that you can give her from
it.
9. she'll serve you chicken laps while
she eats chicken head.
10. she can stay up to fight mosquitoes
while you sleep.
Guys, true or false?

Shawl001:
. God forbid..na robot b dis one na..no b wife ooh... If i see this kind øƒ a woman, trust me, i would run away from her. I can never allow my offspring to come out øƒ her. #lailai# maybe its d way am viewing it..she is too *dense*. See, God forbid one more time.

dunkem21:


Walahi, some words give hard erect.ion live. My tom have embarrassed me here in the public because of a simple sentence.

Please, take the mat to avoid further embarrassments.

No finish that 5 alive o; make I look for cup.

MrGuruMaraji:


Na your type they find that kind of girl.

Beside u're still a small boi you don't knw wat is call wife material

ronald4lif:
Some guys will be like true, OP on point, even when they are not ready to settle down in the next 10years. Even those wey dey hustle for osho free lol




*Abeg na play play ohh*

dre11:


I glanced at ur post and all I could do is

TrishaP:

Don't corrupt my innocent mind jare, the 5alive is almost finished but I've reserved the rest for u .

TrishaP:

Don't corrupt my innocent mind jare, the 5alive is almost finished but I've reserved the rest for u .

dunkem21:


OK o. At all at all better pass not at all.

No how wey me and fine angel like you go lie for my small mat without touching body.

Innocent, If I corrupt your mind, you go like am well well.

See your red lipstick on the mouth of the 5alive ..puts my black lips exactly there.

dunkem21:


OK o. At all at all better pass not at all.

No how wey me and fine angel like you go lie for my small mat without touching body.

Innocent, If I corrupt your mind, you go like am well well.

See your red lipstick on the mouth of the 5alive ..puts my black lips exactly there.

TrishaP:

Drink it already na...

tosyne2much:
dey will soon be here 4u

dunkem21:


OK. The thing sweet pass 5alive. You add am love portion abi na only saliva.

My lips don dey red.

TrishaP:

I added extra sweetener

dunkem21:


If the lipstick dey taste like this .. If dem comot the stick, I wonder how the lip go dey taste.

Ewo!

diamondbank:
I know of a friend's wife who has all this qualities and she's very intelligent.If a woman with this qualities falls into the hands of a good man,she will end up being a great influence on every decision her hubby makes.Young ladies total submission does not make u a fool in ur home and it doesn't make u a fool.It will get u in silent control while ur hubby will also be in silent but deep conmection with ur feelings.It is a mystery how a soft tongue breaks a hard bone but it is real.When ur submission becomes real to ur spouse u will eventually cash more than u saved.God will reward u.Your children will feel ur dedication and reward u.Your ffemale children have their personality already excellent for marriage .The omly thing dey ned os to choose d rightbpartner.Your male children will find it easy to trust their except she proves herself otherwise.They will be good leaders because they will reflectntheir 'mother's tongue' and since there is nothing like father's tongue(culture).You have already determined the fate of many generations .If married d persom that knows ur value and knows that u a wise or foolish.Withstanding him will not convince him otherwise.If u a a fool you are a fool.If u are wise younare you are wise.Your wisdom does not ve anything to do with winning the war with ur husband.A foolish woman knows how to wim her war with her spouse but a wise woman goes for the man's heart via love-birthed submission and her spouse doesn't feel safe again until she approves anything he is doing .If u a struggling too much to make ur hubby see the way u see,u need to cry for wisdom that comes from true love.There is a way to tell afriend that he is a fool and he will appreciate u for it and there is a way to tell a frièmd that he os a fool and he will stab u to death.You only killed urself usng his hand.

TrishaP:

Dunkem Biko we've derailed enough.

TrishaP:

Dunkem Biko we've derailed enough.

dunkem21:


Ok, Sorry for derailing o. I don see wife material.

Just one last question Patricia; Can I send a pm?

TrishaP:

Patricia ke!!! Lol I can see the drink is getting to u.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
@poster, i do not know when the term "wife material" became synonymous with being "foolish".

Shawl001:
. Hahahaha....

Ayima:
HOW TO SPOT A WIFE MATERIAL.
1. she can leave an exam hall to
prepare lunch for you.
2. she can slice a basket of onions
without shedding tears.
3. she always go for swallow at any
outing without meat in the soup.
4. she will apologise to you after you
cheat on her.
5. she can prepare lunch for you with
1000/=
6. she will fry liver without eating any
from it.
7. she will not complain if you
impregnate her best friend.
8. when she collect her salary she will
give you so that you can give her from
it.
9. she'll serve you chicken laps while
she eats chicken head.
10. she can stay up to fight mosquitoes
while you sleep.
Guys, true or false?

sauceny:


Op plz,hw can i spot a building material¿

Ayima:
Spot your wife material first.