it could be d one dat happened to you or maybe d one you saw happen....


lemme go first

back then in schl..... i saw a beautiful damsel and i walked up to her and was like, hey pretty, I'm Victor, studying bla bla bla... i am this i am dat, i like u and this and that.... after saying my life history the girl was just like 'so? what should i do now?' it was embarassing mehn... if not for one guy datwas sitting near us and heard all wat transpired dat just came in and was lyk "anha babe.... dats not how its done na... bls bla bla.... i was just sitting lyk mumu...... chai... dat day was funny enh!

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hfinest1:
it could be d one dat happened to you or maybe d one you saw happen....


lemme go first

back then in schl..... i saw a beautiful damsel and i walked up to her and was like, hey pretty, I'm Victor, studying bla bla bla... i am this i am dat, i like u and this and that .... after saying my life history the girl was just like 'so? what should i do now?' it was embarassing mehn... if not for one guy datwas sitting near us and heard all wat transpired dat just came in and was lyk "anha babe.... dats not how its done na... bls bla bla.... i was just sitting lyk mumu...... chai... dat day was funny enh!

are you toasting her or describing yourself

D gal is MEAN lyk a topic in measure of central tendency.

tdayof:
are you toasting her or describing yourself

I was still a big time learner then... it was as if I was writing an essay titled 'my self'

I had an experience on this topic, but I was actually the bad guy here. Hehehehehehe.

There was this girl sometime ago (some 12-13 years ago), we were in the same Catechism class (Catholics would understand). She embarrassed the heck outta my life with this "I love you, talk your own". Ewww, very local.

Okay. She was pretty okay, albeit not tall, but the opposite (lol). The problem with what she was doing then was that, it was bringing about much embarrassment to me, as she was expressing herself in crowded places, and not while I was alone. And the catchy thing there was, there was a girl I was actually eyeing (you know...). She was very pretty. I mean, she was extremely beautiful. And even though I never had any plan of wooing her, still, it was paramount to clear up the air. Besides, the same pretty girl I cleared up the air for was the one that approached me even. Lucky right?

Then came the D-day. We were in our usual Catechism class and she started saying those trash and meanwhile I was already bent on making her stop in the best possible way. Next thing was for me to give her the embarrassment of her life. I turned backward towards her and shouted at her to the earing of much of the people present, using many foul words and even insulting her family and all that. That was it! I regreted my action because it was highly embarrassing. Infact, to say it was an embarrassment would be an understatement. It was so much so that she couldn't even mingle with anyone till we passed out of that class, because the embarrassment was like a shadow that went with her wherever she went and whatever she does.

From that day till she left my vicinity, it was pure hatred. She hated me with passion. At a point I had to solicit for her forgiveness, but it didn't do much to help her culb her hatred towards me.

So that was it.

I dey cum

I forgot my bread in the toaster, and by the time I remembered, it was too late. I couldn't eat the bread.

Mtcheeeeeww

Atk01:
I forgot my bread in the toaster, and by the time I remembered, it was too late. I couldn't eat the bread.

this is going to be interesting.
*spreads my mat*
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