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| God Is On Facebook! by Nobody: 10:46pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
God updated his STATUS: 'I am that I am' In Genesis,God CONFIRMED Enoch as his friend God tagged Moses in the NOTE 'The ten commandments' God wrote on Nebuchadnezzar's WALL 'Mene,Mene, Tekel, Parsin' God commented on the rich fool's status 'tonight your soul will be required of you' At Calvary, God ADDED you and I as friends! Have you CONFIRMED his friend request  |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by MrCrackles(m): 10:48pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
Me i don confirm am oo!  |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Nobody: 10:49pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
Thank you Jesus . . . You are now friends with God. Add Friend Details. |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by AKO1(m): 10:50pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
Hehe  |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by ttalks(m): 8:17am On Dec 19, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by ttalks(m): 8:29am On Dec 19, 2008 |
Nice one |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by KunleOshob(m): 10:15am On Dec 19, 2008 |
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| Re: God Is On Facebook! by huxley(m): 10:52am On Dec 19, 2008 |
Is this the same god that was gonna kill his best mate Moses? |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by bindex(m): 4:26pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
huxley: , no the one that ordered people with leprosy to stay away from his place of worship. |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by geolabious(m): 4:35pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
[size=13pt]God is my first n best friend on facebook[/size] |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Nobody: 4:53pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
huxley: You ignored a friend request from God. Report and/or block this person? |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by bindex(m): 4:56pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
davidylan: Why would he want to be a friend with a God that wanted to kill his best friend? do you want him to get killed too? |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Nobody: 5:03pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
bindex: You ignored a friend request from God. Report and/or block this person? Just the same way its not by force to confirm a friend request on facebook, you can equally block God too. |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by bindex(m): 5:23pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
davidylan: Ok i don't want to be friends with a God that wanted to kill his best friend, incase he decides to kill me too. so, blocked. |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Nobody: 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
bindex: Good. Case closed. enjoy the rest of your facebook friends. |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Shaz(f): 5:39pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Lol. . I do! I've confirmed God as my 'bestest' friend, wrote on his wall 'I see ya hand in my life, Thanks a Lot'. |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Chrisbenogor(m): 6:04pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Baba Godfather don show for facebook? Guy where you dey since 6000 years na, be like internet no reach your side At least now you fit tell this stupid atheists how you take create who create facebook wey you john lol I confirm you bros! |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by noetic(m): 6:42pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
friendship confirmed. |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:54pm On Dec 21, 2008 |
haha! You maybe Right, it's Like some Miracles don happen for your page there O! mmmmh! this one when you just dey yan Opàta like say Tommorow nor dey so.by the way if God really dey on Facebook,tell me why i come Hate am since the time they bring this new facebook pattern? I don't really Love facebook anymore,i hardly Log in there due to the changes !many people don Commot there Guy.haha! so, i disagree with you  if God dey why people come day Zab from that site bcause , |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Bastage: 8:14pm On Dec 21, 2008 |
I refuse to confirm. Facebook God is some Yahoo Boy sitting in a cyber-cafe in Lagos. |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Kuns: 4:46am On Dec 22, 2008 |
If God is on Facebook, is he in heaven at the same time? |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by SeaGoddes(f): 6:35am On Dec 22, 2008 |
Kuns: God is everywhere, he is the eyes that sees the invisible and the ear that hears the slghtest whispers |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by birdman(m): 8:59am On Dec 22, 2008 |
even mammy water dey acknowledge God. Na wa o |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by Kuns: 9:02am On Dec 22, 2008 |
Was God in Heaven at the same time? |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by SeaGoddes(f): 9:08am On Dec 22, 2008 |
birdman: meaning  |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by mazaje(m): 2:36pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
bindex: what is a god that wanted to kill his friend doing on face book? looking for more friends to kill? |
| Re: God Is On Facebook! by naomijt(f): 2:53pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
This is crazy Dav hehehe Nice one I don add God tey tey |
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