OK,this may sound crazy but its true..My boyfriend tried kissing me yesterday and i was just blank. I didn't know what to do next after he placed his mouth on mine. I was just there,i didn't feel anything and the kiss was tasteless.
I was actually sofocateing because his nose blocked mine. His lips wasn't bad because he has this pink lips.

Little things irritates me such as oily face,bad breadth or sweaty body I don't know if i am normal but i would love to know how to kiss I forgot to mention that my eyes were wide open all thru and i couldn't bring myself to tell him that i can't kiss.
I need advice from matured minds no insults pls.

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Hehehehe

U are definitely not in love with your boyfrnd. If u were, a reflex would make you close yur eyes and open ur lips and just alow nature take its course. A kiss is a sign of affection, not a hobby. Nw dis is wat u should do, go tell him dat u dnt knw hw to kiss and he wil teach you.

if i had to teach u how to kiss...i may just have to kiss u myself

but pls next time, open ur mouth a little and try to do what he is doing.

TRADELYN:

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Ok ##pacing around the house## waiting for romance experts.

*Parks bus, climbs ontop of it to observe clearly*

Waiting patiently for samflexxy and Co

U cnt kiss But can u blow balloon??

alberto2k:
*Parks bus, climbs ontop of it to observe clearly*

Waiting patiently for samflexxy and Co

Oga you go fall o

Grabs popcorn and zobo,waiting patiently for the chairmen.

Pasqa:

Oga you go fall o

Bro I've been mounting the Roof of my bus since 700BC

So, I can't fit fell

Your boyfriend must be a learner
Not in a woman's place to learn how to kiss on her own, a good guy should teach her till she perfects.
Where is mazi omenuko? You have a student.

*grabs a sit*

Cutehector4u:
U are definitely not in love with your boyfrnd. If u were, a reflex would make you close yur eyes and open ur lips and just alow nature take its course. A kiss is a sign of affection, not a hobby. Nw dis is wat u should do, go tell him dat u dnt knw hw to kiss and he wil teach you.

Hehehe,so you expect me to walk up to him saying "honey i cant kiss"?

Damn! Now I remember how I started off with my first kiss #covers face#
Was so embarrassing

rubey:
Damn! Now I remember how I started off with my first kiss #covers face#
Was so embarrassing

Not as embarrasing as mine yesterday.

MsBliss:

Hehehe,so you expect me to walk up to him saying "honey i cant kiss"?

yes I expect more dan dat frm you. If u can't be open to ur boyfie den how much more, ur husband? Trust me, u need to develop ur confiding skills. It will save you a lot. Now go and tell ur boyfrnd take transport money. Unless u want to learn kissin sumwhr else, u can hire a friend to teach you

Think of it, how wud som1 start to xplain d kissing process on nairaland, example, close ur eyes, roll tongue, bla bla bla. It wud even be funny. Pls google is ur frnd. Just type, Lhow to kiss passionately and d steps wud com in thounsands. Besides, shud u b kissing outa wedlock? I no holy sha. Cheers!

MsBliss:

Hehehe,so you expect me to walk up to him saying "honey i cant kiss"?

thought I was d only one

Cutehector4u:
yes I expect more dan dat frm you. If u can't be open to ur boyfie den how much more, ur husband? Trust me, u need to develop ur confiding skills. It will save you a lot. Now go and tell ur boyfrnd take transport money. Unless u want to learn kissin sumwhr else, u can hire a friend to teach you

lolss

1) y will u guyz place ur nose on same spot?make ur face in "V" shape 2avoid dat
2)y openin ur eyez while kissin? R u a studnt of redeemer university ? Close ur eyez n tink abt Romeo n juliet
3)place ur upper lip insid his mouth ,n u jus take control of his lower lip N vice-versa ,atlis for 15mins be4 u insert ur tongue in his mouth n plz dnt bite (except if its grudge kisses)
4)ur hands shud b on his waist ,while his own wil b on ur face2enable him navigate d face to ani direction,
NB ,dis is Caribbean kiss ,Pm me for french kiss N practicals,*winks*

Story For The Gods... I wonder what the poor guy is thinking now **

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This is not cool though.
Yea kissing process is reciprocal. She shud calm her nerves down 1st. And close here eyes getting a bit emotional and it wud work. Besides I don't c dis kissing issue a big deal, its natural to have it dis way wen ur new. No nid to rush learning how to kiss, if d guy can't b patient nd tek it easy while she learns wt tym. He can't leave her cos of kiss, is da all he wanted? So no biggie mehn, I wish her hubby was d 1 to teach her though

rubey:
Damn! Now I remember how I started off with my first kiss #covers face#
Was so embarrassing

N c as dis1 fine !!! God finish work

joebeckz:
Think of it, how wud som1 start to xplain d kissing process on nairaland, example, close ur eyes, roll tongue, bla bla bla. It wud even be funny. Pls google is ur frnd. Just type, Lhow to kiss passionately and d steps wud com in thounsands. Besides, shud u b kissing outa wedlock? I no holy sha. Cheers!

Explain,i promise i wont laugh

Kissing experts over to you

derrick333:

N c as dis1 fine !!! God finish work

hmm,are you flirting.

Pasqa:

hmm,are you flirting.

No oo ,jus admirin God's work

Op pm me I'll teach you how 2 kiss free of charge






Werray

derrick333:

No oo ,jus admirin God's work

ok,i tot as much