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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Oahray: 9:46am On Jan 24, 2015
Tomorrow these same girls would ask "why are Naija guys not romantic?"

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by lurex2rhyme(m): 10:10am On Jan 24, 2015
dis is a true example of wat olamide awolowo will call story 4 d gods. op u wat tel us say u be virgin nw right? u no d watch movies wer dem d kiss b4 or wat. i hate forming mbok. anyway jxt passin

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Pasqa: 10:12am On Jan 24, 2015
Oahray:
Tomorrow these same girls would ask "why are Naija guys not romantic?"
What has being romantic got to do with the ques she asked?

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Oahray: 10:18am On Jan 24, 2015
Pasqa:

What has being romantic got to do with the ques she asked?
*sigh* Kissing is part of romance, Mr Simpleton.

My reply questions the moral right of Nigerian ladies to call the men unromantic, when most of them are like the op, clueless.

Do you understand?

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by marieolae(f): 10:25am On Jan 24, 2015
Kissing is not rocket science...
Its flows..we cant teach u how to kiss

Just put urself in the mood..and flow with ur partner.

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Efostick(m): 10:34am On Jan 24, 2015
i cnt kiss also...
but we can always learn together cheesy

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Pasqa: 11:32am On Jan 24, 2015
Oahray:
*sigh* Kissing is part of romance, Mr Simpleton.

My reply questions the moral right of Nigerian ladies to call the men unromantic, when most of them are like the op, clueless.

Do you understand?
No i dnt.

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Oahray: 11:56am On Jan 24, 2015
Pasqa:

No i dnt.
ok
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jan 24, 2015
Go watch a movie, and see how people kiss!! undecided

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by bobbyluis(m): 9:14pm On Jan 24, 2015
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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by bobbyluis(m): 9:14pm On Jan 24, 2015
Just go and tell him to teach u o,because if u become an expert tomorrow,u will have to explain where and how u learnt it

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 9:26pm On Jan 24, 2015
Nneka123:
Go watch a movie, and see how people kiss!! undecided
Hmm,how will i know what is hapening inside?
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 9:27pm On Jan 24, 2015
bobbyluis:
Just go and tell him to teach u o,because if u become an expert tomorrow,u will have to explain where and how u learnt it

Thats hard
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by badassProdigy(m): 9:35pm On Jan 24, 2015
i guess u're not in the mood...

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jan 24, 2015
MsBliss:

Hmm,how will i know what is hapening inside?
you have eyes, look closer tongue

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jan 24, 2015
You can't kiss?...wetin be my own...
That your bf go soon come open a topic "Help: I can't fuk"...
Two of una dey crase ....Drogba dey una head...

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by badassProdigy(m): 9:38pm On Jan 24, 2015
Nneka123:
you have eyes, look closer tongue
harsh response nneka...

#tooBlunt

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jan 24, 2015
badassProdigy:

harsh response nneka...

#tooBlunt
haha, i don answer her yeye question na smiley

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by xtervaganza(m): 9:40pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u:
U are definitely not in love with your boyfrnd. If u were, a reflex would make you close yur eyes and open ur lips and just alow nature take its course. A kiss is a sign of affection, not a hobby. Nw dis is wat u should do, go tell him dat u dnt knw hw to kiss and he wil teach you.
guy abeg, so because she did not know how to kiss now she's not in love with him? What kind of logic is this?



You think life is a movie where you love someone and the wind blows her hair and then you have a passionate kiss?


What about girls who let you have sex with them and they just lay down like a log of wood? Maybe they don't enjoy see or they don't have experience in sex?



Oh and I've kissed countless girls passionately. Does that mean I love them all?

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Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by bobbyluis(m): 9:44pm On Jan 24, 2015
MsBliss:


Thats hard
what is hard exactly?
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by badassProdigy(m): 10:02pm On Jan 24, 2015
Nneka123:
haha, i don answer her yeye question na smiley
okay...

"My name is Nneka, and that's my signature!
#From now on, i'll be blunt. Beware." grin

i didn't check dat b4 though... grin
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Geesammy(m): 10:16pm On Jan 24, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jan 24, 2015
badassProdigy:

okay...

"My name is Nneka, and that's my signature!
#From now on, i'll be blunt. Beware." grin

i didn't check dat b4 though... grin
grin, I;m going to change that soon
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by badassProdigy(m): 11:09pm On Jan 24, 2015
Nneka123:
grin, I;m going to change that soon
okay... cos i dey fear u ooo cheesy
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 11:23pm On Jan 24, 2015
Isokay
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by jaykaylegend(m): 11:33pm On Jan 24, 2015
alberto2k:
*Parks bus, climbs ontop of it to observe clearly*

Waiting patiently for samflexxy and Co
*enters inside the bus and drives off with alberto still on it*
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 11:56pm On Jan 24, 2015
bobbyluis:

what is hard exactly?
walking up to your hubby to say " honey i cant kiss"
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 11:58pm On Jan 24, 2015
Nneka123:
you have eyes, look closer tongue
hehehe,look closer? like look into their mouth to see what they are doing.
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 12:04am On Jan 25, 2015
badassProdigy:
i guess u're not in the mood...
I dnt feel anything..
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by mirexxx(f): 12:07am On Jan 25, 2015
Cutehector4u:
U are definitely not in love with your boyfrnd. If u were, a reflex would make you close yur eyes and open ur lips and just alow nature take its course. A kiss is a sign of affection, not a hobby. Nw dis is wat u should do, go tell him dat u dnt knw hw to kiss and he wil teach you.
awwww...u just made me feel lyk kissing my bf cry smiley
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by mirexxx(f): 12:09am On Jan 25, 2015
MsBliss:

Not as embarrasing as mine yesterday.
not close 2 how embarrassing my 1st kiss was smiley
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by mirexxx(f): 12:09am On Jan 25, 2015
Sparksfly:
Damn! Now this is funny. grin
I'd not be surprised to see next a thread; “Help I can't poo!”
lol grin

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