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The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jan 26, 2015
Today is a day i can never forget in my life, can you just ask me what happened
On my way back from alagbado today, i got to amule where i'm gonna take a bike going to pako and i saw this sexy good looking babe who was about to board a bike also going to pako, this babe carry front and her backside is damn killing, then i decided to board the same bike with her, so i got to the okada man and i told him that i wanna go with him, as i was about to sit first on the bike, the lady tapped me and said i should let her sit in the middle so that i can sit at her back which i agreed to, no so long that the bike took of, we encountered a gallop which made this babe to sit on my joystick, oh my God!!! It wasn't funny at all, if i had known this would happen, i would have worn a pant instead of a boxer, i know the experienced guys knows why the pant is more better than boxer, as i was saying, the lady's ass was still on my joystick and you know what this can cause, i decided to gently shift back and removed my lovely joystick from the bondage it was but to my greatest surprise the lady also shifted to the back also which made her sat on almost the whole of my joystick and this time around, it wasn't east to remove anymore, i stylishly peeped at her face and she was smiling then i knew she was intentionally doing it, then i don't know what to do this time around, i had to take my mind off so that my joystick won't angrily rise, that is when i now started thinking about the preachings of my pastor, for God so good, i was able to control my joystick until i got to my bus stop, then i dropped, paid the okada man and l gave the lady a kind of bad look, but the lady didn't end it there, she also got down from the bike, paid the okada man and started following my way, she then came close to me and the next thing i heard was, "Guy, you carry ooo", i just looked at her, cleaned my face with an handkerchief and walked faster in a way that she couldn't meet me anymore, please if you were in my shoes at that moment, what response will you give the lady

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Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by StPete: 6:01pm On Jan 26, 2015
Clap for yasef. But why were u afraid to start a little conversation with her at least?

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Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 26, 2015
Hahahaha gringringringringrin u should have try to chat with her...then u both have a laugh and forget abt ur unfortunate situation
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jan 26, 2015
StPete:
Clap for yasef. But why were u afraid to start a little conversation with her at least?
Bros, when i first saw, i was planning to talk to her but as the thing happen ehn, my mind jez fly comot for my body
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jan 26, 2015
why do i think this op is shopping for comment. So here u have it #mycharitycomment
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by curiouses: 6:15pm On Jan 26, 2015
Incongruous post. Didn't you say you board the bike because of the babe?

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Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jan 26, 2015
kallmemrB:
Hahahaha gringringringringrin u should have try to chat with her...then u both have a laugh and forget abt ur unfortunate situation
Bros, i dey suspect say the girl na witch
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jan 26, 2015
Advertico:
why do i think this op is shopping for comment. So here u have it #mycharitycomment
To hell with your charity comment, i don't care about the amount of comments on my post, i only care about the reasonable comments made by the few
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jan 26, 2015
curiouses:
Incongruous post. Didn't you say you board the bike because of the babe?

Yea, but i wasn't expecting what happened, that's why i decided not to have any talk with the girl again.
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Zehner(f): 6:37pm On Jan 26, 2015
Athink you see you! You took bike becos of backside, you com see backside now begin run.... cheesy, O ti e le! you don jam who pass u today! angry
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 26, 2015
Zehner:
Athink you see you! You took bike becos of backside, you com see backside now begin run.... cheesy, O ti e le! you don jam who pass u today! angry
i swear, i jam person wey pass me indeed.
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Zehner(f): 7:20pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:

i swear, i jam person wey pass me indeed.
kikikikikiki......U don jam "Queen of the Coast" :p
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jan 26, 2015
What the size of her ass
Lemmme compare it with mama ejima own
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by mirexxx(f): 8:08pm On Jan 26, 2015
ok
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jan 26, 2015
mirexxx:
ok
ehm.. ehm... ehm....
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jan 26, 2015
kevinberry:
What the size of her ass
Lemmme compare it with mama ejima own
u knw d types of ass(es) they call APPLEYANSH
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jan 26, 2015
Zehner:
kikikikikiki......U don jam "Queen of the Coast" :p
Lolz...... Na why me sef tear race ooo, my sister
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by BANGERLEE1(m): 8:40pm On Jan 26, 2015
You can lie!!!!
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:

u knw d types of ass(es) they call APPLEYANSH
CHISOS
Adonbilivit

You mean it like mama p my sugar mummy own

Guy you f**k up ooo

Na to just escort her go your room sharrp sharrp
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by japhmanuel: 9:03pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:
Today is a day i can never forget in my life, can you just ask me what happened
On my way back from alagbado today, i got to amule where i'm gonna take a bike going to pako and i saw this sexy good looking babe who was about to board a bike also going to pako, this babe carry front and her backside is damn killing, then i decided to board the same bike with her, so i got to the okada man and i told him that i wanna go with him, as i was about to sit first on the bike, the lady tapped me and said i should let her sit in the middle so that i can sit at her back which i agreed to, no so long that the bike took of, we encountered a gallop which made this babe to sit on my joystick, oh my God!!! It wasn't funny at all, if i had known this would happen, i would have worn a pant instead of a boxer, i know the experienced guys knows why the pant is more better than boxer, as i was saying, the lady's ass was still on my joystick and you know what this can cause, i decided to gently shift back and removed my lovely joystick from the bondage it was but to my greatest surprise the lady also shifted to the back also which made her sat on almost the whole of my joystick and this time around, it wasn't east to remove anymore, i stylishly peeped at her face and she was smiling then i knew she was intentionally doing it, then i don't know what to do this time around, i had to take my mind off so that my joystick won't angrily rise, that is when i now started thinking about the preachings of my pastor, for God so good, i was able to control my joystick until i got to my bus stop, then i dropped, paid the okada man and l gave the lady a kind of bad look, but the lady didn't end it there, she also got down from the bike, paid the okada man and started following my way, she then came close to me and the next thing i heard was, "Guy, you carry ooo", i just looked at her, cleaned my face with an handkerchief and walked faster in a way that she couldn't meet me anymore, please if you were in my shoes at that moment, what response will you give the lady
guy u don fall hand,see free yansh nd toto....dis kind tin no dey appn fr ma syd o

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Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:

To hell with your charity comment, i don't care about the amount of comments on my post, i only care about the reasonable comments made by the few
wow, this post is anything bt reasonable
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jan 26, 2015
kevinberry:
CHISOS
Adonbilivit

You mean it like mama p my sugar mummy own

Guy you f**k up ooo

Na to just escort her go your room sharrp sharrp

Bros, i swear no be my fault, na fear catch me.... U sabi say i still dey learn frm u na, u neva teach me reach that extent
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jan 26, 2015
japhmanuel:
guy u don fall hand,see free yansh nd toto....dis kind tin no dey appn fr ma syd o
bros, u sabi say u na pro bt na mouth me jez get, if babe open for me, na cry i go jez dey cry
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by mirexxx(f): 9:54pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:

ehm.. ehm... ehm....
av got my eyes on you o smiley lolz
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:

Bros, i swear no be my fault, na fear catch me.... U sabi say i still dey learn frm u na, u neva teach me reach that extent
lol
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 26, 2015
Dis guy no resemble me atall, today wud av been awesome 1 for ya





Kudos to u, she fit b maami water shaaa
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jan 26, 2015
mirexxx:
av got my eyes on you o smiley lolz

I know u re d one dat will change me.... Jez try and undastnd my feelings for u
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jan 26, 2015
malonephills:
Dis guy no resemble me atall, today wud av been awesome 1 for ya





Kudos to u, she fit b maami water shaaa
bros, she be maami water for sure..... If u see as she take yellow sef, u fit see ursef for her body.... #exaggeration
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by mirexxx(f): 10:23pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:


I know u re d one dat will change me.... Jez try and undastnd my feelings for u
hmmmm OK dear
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 26, 2015
mirexxx:
hmmmm OK dear
So, av u done d addin on fb?
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:

bros, she be maami water for sure..... If u see as she take yellow sef, u fit see ursef for her body.... #exaggeration
na God save thooo!
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by mirexxx(f): 10:33pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:

So, av u done d addin on fb?
nope smiley

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