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@SHOLABANKE WHATS UP,


I HAVE BEEN AWAY, WHATS UP I AM GLAD UR NOT TRYING TO BEEF ME.

but i wanna beef u again and again

Continue beefing

na una sabi

every
so how u dey

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! , !, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee, hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

if Gab catches u
na ur teeth she go first break

gab wey too dey fear?? even ordinary rat

i no dey there ooooooo

[b]YY[/b]ves [b]S[/b]aint [b]L[/b]auren get back to ur grave this very instant.

*and off he goes into his grave never to be heard of again*

i wl nt cause any 1 of u,but so shall it be 4 both of u.Amen,Amen.Amen in jesus name

HABA!

chei see as the guy dey swear for us

back to sender!!

LOL

Nijas will be original anywhere, whether spirit or flesh.

clemcykul:

chei see as the guy dey swear for us

back to sender!!

D1KeleVra:

HABA!

u guyz dont understand me well,with full xplanation is nt a cause @al

this guy must be a babalawo

that is the word

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

naija we too much, @D1 NICE ONE,REALLY HILLARIOUS

I got that in my mail, i almost laughed my head out, thought i'd share it. . . we too much.lol.

okay
we dey wait until when u go get another thing wey no go be jokes from ur mail

See this terrorist nigga! No send "package" come by box o!

bewareeeeeeeeeeeeeee

clemcykul:

this guy must be a babalawo

ke ke ke ke hmmm not only babalola,but ORUNMILA,oti e lee,u don dey fear be dat ?

lol,

lol=laugh out loud

He who laughs first, just might be a retard. _{Not an assault on the cutie!}

Zip ur teeth my dear _{abi u use macleans}

hehehe!