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| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:33am On Feb 10, 2009 |
HU§TL£R, this aint ludo u know?  |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Feb 10, 2009 |
lol tell him |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 5:01pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: NO WORRY I GO BEAT GABY JUST WATCH AND SEE gabrywyl: SHANN TOO SURE FOR ME THAT I WOULD WIN U |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:08pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
Well, in case u don't win, Clement will help take u to the clinic for minor injures incurred. ok? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 5:19pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: STILL YET TO PLAY MAN!! |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:31pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
okay ooo! no wound sha! no say i no tell u.  |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 5:34pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: JUST WATCH I GO BEAT GABY!!! YOU GO SEE THE RESULT SOON. GABY GO WOULD OOO MAKE UNA TELL AM OOOO MY FATHER DIED PLAYING MA JONG |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by clemcykul(f): 11:20am On Feb 11, 2009 |
am glad he did  |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 10:42pm On Feb 11, 2009 |
i am sure you lost one of your shoes playing ma jong @ clem |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 5:56am On Feb 12, 2009 |
[b]1. A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to UnCloth. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing ?" "Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor. He then begins to handle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes." 2. guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" 3. Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Priest." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest. The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest. The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the priest. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it" said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church" stated the priest. "We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the Supermarket anymore either, "[/b] |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 9:39pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
where una? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:31am On Feb 13, 2009 |
I dey go sleep. Oh sorry! im at work. |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by clemcykul(f): 3:06pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
ben stop to dey borrow pple trouser na haba! |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 11:40pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
who tell u say him dey wear ppl trouses. |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 9:12pm On Feb 22, 2009 |
gaby i have been looking for you all this while? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by sylve11: 9:38am On Feb 23, 2009 |
but why? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:50am On Feb 23, 2009 |
i.e WHY? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Feb 23, 2009 |
zed. |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 11:37am On Feb 23, 2009 |
dez! |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by clemcykul(f): 12:27pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
wetin na? i snatch your babe? u just dey witch hunt me. |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 11:51pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
HUSSIE OYO YO HUSSIE OYOYO HOW FAR FOR UNA NW? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Gabry(f): 1:31am On Feb 25, 2009 |
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| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 6:51am On Feb 25, 2009 |
it means hussie done come back |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Gabry(f): 7:33am On Feb 25, 2009 |
u mean you dont want to come back or you're back? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by clemcykul(f): 11:20am On Feb 25, 2009 |
lol poor gab. it means he is glad to have u back, oyoyo is a sort of joyful welcome. |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by D1KeleVra(m): 12:52pm On Feb 25, 2009 |
Y-HU§TL£R: Wetin happen? I hope say everythng okay o!  |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 11:14pm On Feb 25, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: YES OOOO I JUST DEY MEN. HOW E DEY GO NOW MY PERSON? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Gabry(f): 1:36am On Feb 26, 2009 |
Thanks clems  |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 8:07am On Feb 26, 2009 |
check out ma new car celebration |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Gabry(f): 8:12am On Feb 26, 2009 |
heY!!!!! Thats disgusting   |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 8:15am On Feb 26, 2009 |
y did u say so? |
| Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 8:16am On Feb 26, 2009 |
here is ma tatoos
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