A LETTER TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL LADIES AND HANDSOME GUYS IN THE
HOUSE.
(A must read for all single youths)
When a lady feels shes cheap and ugly, she fights to win a guy
when a lady feels she should play some games with guys, she always
becomes the game fool
when a lady is not content with what she has, she becomes tricky,
stupid, over ambitious and blindfolded, that she even embezzles the
money she should have been saving for her future family. Oh! Shes
of the school of thought that "my husband would do everything, that
means, you are a failure in life.
When a lady is freely idle and ungodly, and finds a man to keep her
company, sex must be the final resort.
When a lady thinks too much about a heartbreak experience or sad
experiences and never wants to move on with life, they are usually
vulnerable to subsequent types of heartbreak.
When a lady enjoys sex and becomes pregnant, she doesnt fear sex,
but she fears abortion, my dear, if you die, hell, would accept you as
their empress and you would rule for eternity and even if you leave
the baby, he or she may become fatherless, because that man has
another better agendum.... You just wasted his time
when a lady drinks to stupour and is a chain smoker even in public,
she reminds me of my book titled "Faminine insanity of the 21st
century"
when a lady chews gum always, shes hungry to eat something better
than drinking garri.
When a lady wears bumshot to public, and men gazes at her
disfigured laps, the onlything that crosses their mind is a vision of
when they would sleep with her and dump her afterwards. The same
applies to breast displaying
when a lady does not have the natural flare to greet, shes as good as
being disrespectful and not well trained. Infact her background must
be questioned before any marital rites are performed. Men please
dont make mistakes in wanting to marry a lady you always beg to
greet you or those around her.
When a lady cannot always sit properly, she always has one evil
intention.
When a lady invites you to her house and showers you with money and
food, shes just saying am in charge but yet she would always tell you,
that shes not after money...hahaha...certainly, shes after your dick,
its only a stupid lady that wants to marry a stupid man who cannot
cater for even himself let alone a family. Please beware,
when a lady tells you the truth about your lifestyle, she loves and
cherishes you, but please dont always get it twisted, she didnt say you
should deceive her by telling her you love her when you dont.
When a lady hugs you, take it or leave it, she likes you, if she
handshakes you, shes still learning about you and if she pegs you, she
temporarily desires you and if she kisses you outside marriage, she
wants you...hahahaha....you know na.
On the final note from the desk of the Author, God is always the key
to becoming that person he desires you to become, your personal
judgement may fail you, that guy you gave your trust and everthing
may fail you, but the almighty God...JESUS, would never fail you. Put
your trust in him and as you do, may God continue to bless you
abundantly, Amen....

Welldone

funny op
funny post

Chai!...too long

#runs outta thread

still reading...

Hmmmmmmm till waiting 4 d men own