Penboy:
hahaha! 10yrs abi? Bottom line be say i still graduate!

You wey done sign am say you no go graduate nko? Weyrey, even the vc knows you by name. I hear say them one customize shirt give you gan.


Don't quote me again o. I know say na this kind talk dey sweet you.

Tobilastik:


after this, don't quote me again, unless u wan make fire burn ur blockus

e sure say I go graduate nd Oau go give me automatic employment nd I go con lecture u CHM101 as a junior lecturer ....cos I know say u go dy carry that course every year ni

Penboy:

Hehehehe, OAU go wetin?? I know say you self go dey reason say na idio.tic statement you just make so.

Guy, if you see any job offer from OAU to you ; no bother check am cos na offer to become shi.t Parker for faj or awo.


#A word is enough for...

BankManager:
I think we place so much emphasis on sex..Must a relationship be based on sex??
If only people can just forget about some unneccesary relationships and chase their destinies...

Extom:
Like I used to tell my buddies back then in the uni, Be so great a guy, that even if sex doesn't occur and the whole thing ends abruptly, she will still miss you deeply. No matter how small, make sure you teach your girl something, and she'll remember you for life whenever she does that thing.

At the beginning of the relationship, let her know that not only a penile penetration is considered as sex in your camp, and whenever she wants to act out because sex hasn't happened yet, you shoot her down by telling her that the fact that she comes to your house all alone, and stay for a couple of hours before departing, everyone around already thinks you're guys are having sex. Trust me, this works everytime.

tosyne2much:
. Bros no be so ooooo