samflexxy:
what! Its kinda hard to believe so iceberylin and kingtom didn't take you out

Omashey o

those broke azs niccurs


BITG

misshoree:
I dnt get u.was that wat caused the breakup?

He saw it, he flared..av bn silent til now.

samflexxy:
This are some people I want to really know how they spent their valentines day

Enusmith
Naijaboiy
Alberto2k
Tosyn2much
Mirexxx
Rozzayy
Priscaoge
Ggrin
Wristwatch
Mrcork
Englishmart
Misshoree
Missmossy
Etc

Oya guys the floor is opened

Bros. I woke up brushed ma teeth, tuk my bath, ate, did ma NB test, came back home 2 sleep, watch movie, abuse my friends who got dumped after spending immensely on fake gf, did not picked calls frm girlfriends, finally @ 8pm, switched off my phone, watch film and slept.

Romantic val isn't it?

VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........56%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......57%.
(5) Condom sold ........17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/ cells, beggars/ destitute .........2%.
( Joint & Cool Spot sales.....68m.
(9) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631. (10)
Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(11) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,876.
(12) Boys arrested for fighting over
Girls.......66,405.
(13) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(14) Husbands beating wives in
public...........1,209.
(15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/
BRACKBERRY/ Money For Brazillan
Hair.......4m.
(16) Divorce......557.
(17) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(18) Number of switched off phones
sofar......9m .
(19) Number of deactivated account ..... 6M
(20) Members of No Girlfriend Association of
Nigeria (NGAN) be like, "thank God none of these
happen to me"...happy Sunday @Iam_Buba

jacksparrow1207:


Paul the Baptist ni

dey dere na

Midehi:

guy am just confused

He caught u n a dude kissing or he caught a guy kissing u?

mirexxx:
dey dere na

jacksparrow1207:

KingTom:

broke niccur

ggrin:
those broke azs niccurs


BITG

eyah sorry o but you should have mailed me na I could have took you awt for a shoping spree

wristwatch:


Bros. I woke up brushed ma teeth, tuk my bath, ate, did ma NB test, came back home 2 sleep, watch movie, abuse my friends who got dumped after spending immensely on fake gf, did not picked calls frm girlfriends, finally @ 8pm, switched off my phone, watch film and slept.

Romantic val isn't it?

chai this one pass romantic o

mirexxx:

bae you didn't even msg me yesterday na wa o

samflexxy:
bae you didn't even msg me yesterday na wa o

guy i no messg anybody o
sowi

samflexxy:
broke niccur

How can I be broke? When I took my lovely wife to dinner at a 5 star hotel yesterday

wristwatch:


Bros. I woke up brushed ma teeth, tuk my bath, ate, did ma NB test, came back home 2 sleep, watch movie, abuse my friends who got dumped after spending immensely on fake gf, did not picked calls frm girlfriends, finally @ 8pm, switched off my phone, watch film and slept.

Romantic val isn't it?

You're very stingy abiii poor.

Come and chop my money...

samflexxy:
goody bag or cold cycle

durex

jacksparrow1207:


He caught u n a dude kissing or he caught a guy kissing u?

The guy just walked up to me,held me & kissed me,i wsnt expetin it atall,dou i know d guy as just frends,i dnt know wat came over him...my guy saw it & flared.

mirexxx:
guy i no messg anybody o
sowi

heheheh how you doing dear

samflexxy:
heheheh how you doing dear

Fine
and u?
hw flexin?

mirexxx:
Fine
and u?
hw flexin?

flexing ke no flexxing na hustleing o this time next week I suppose dey school I dey hustle for serious cash na o

Midehi:

The guy just walked up to me,held me & kissed me,i wsnt expetin it atall,dou i know d guy as just frends,i dnt know wat came over him...my guy saw it & flared.

Hmmmmmmm. Weird much. He'l be cool. If hes always trusted u, then he will get over this. He'l be back

samflexxy:
flexing ke no flexxing na hustleing o this time next week I suppose dey school I dey hustle for serious cash na o

jah bless ya hustle mehn!

jacksparrow1207:


Hmmmmmmm. Weird much. He'l be cool. If hes always trusted u, then he will get over this. He'l be back

snc then he has refuse to talk to me,i called hes nt pickin...i suck jor.

Don't you get what midehi is trying to say

A guys kissed her when she was tipsy(drunk or dizzy) then her boyfriend was them so the guy broke up with her

misshoree:
I dnt get u.was that wat caused the breakup?

mirexxx:
jah bless ya hustle mehn!

amen oo sista

How things na so who's the new guy

samflexxy:
amen oo sista

How things na so who's the new guy

new guy for where?
there's only one guy o

Midehi:

snc then he has refuse to talk to me,i called hes nt pickin...i suck jor.

Lol. Maybe he needs time to get over it. But im sure he'l be back. To think u suck is way out of lane. I dnt think u do
But if i may ask, where was your man when the guy walked up to u for kiss?

mirexxx:
new guy for where?
there's only one guy o

hmmmm who? Dan?

jacksparrow1207:


Lol. Maybe he needs time to get over it. But im sure he'l be back. To think u suck is way out of lane. I dnt think u do
But if i may ask, where was your man when the guy walked up to u for kiss?

I had a party ystday, we actually did d val wit d less priviledge which i opend a thread here & some of nl wer wit me...wen we came back,we had a little party...we wer all dancin wen he walked up to me & my guy ws gistin wit a frend nt too far frm d scene,he saw evrytin..
d most surprised thing abt d whole tin is dat ds guy has bn a family frend,he has neva shown interest or any sign dat he av a crush on me,so why did he choose to steal a kiss frm me accordin to him cos i askd him why he did dat,he said he cudnt control it & av to steal d kiss

englishmart:
I never knew I had many people crushing on me until yesterday. I got over 17 Val gifts from 17 gals

Ur own good na...my crush gave me a surprised kiss which has landed me in where i am now.

samflexxy:
hmmmm who? Dan?

who else
come on whatsapp jare
this ur gossip strong