DISCLAIMER: If this thread doesn't apply to you, don't condemn it. It applies to a lot from my keen observation.


You wonder what's in her heart sometimes. If you look at her façade and expression, you may miss out- look inward.

It is ironical sometimes when you can't decipher what a lady really wants, : she connotes A and truly wants J. Hmm

Seven Irony Of Ladies Are:


1. The "bossy-looking" ones are usually the most simple ones.


She talks and acts like a woman of action. At work, she is strict and firm , don't you dare think she unemotional. She's just too "built up" and proud to admit it. If you are pester her with so much care and sweet words, she'll open up to you "yakata"! This works 99.9%.

Mind you, She was doing all that because she's too scared of a heart break.



2. The Ones That Snubs You And Doesn't "Send You" Is Actually Into You


Come to think of it. You're one of the most popular guys in your department. Every lady talks to you except her. She doesn't look your direction is a more sure sign she is madly in love with you. Chill out! Watch it, she knows you on Facebook. In NL, she doesn't like to be seen viewing your thread sef


3. The Quiet Ones Are Often The Most Corrupt.


Hian! How many times have we seen a very gentle looking girl, well dressed and meek. You then hear of things...things she's been exposed to. You're like, what! Take your eyes off loud chicks, keep them on quiet ones. Have you heard? Green snake in the green grass?

Check her phone and see her pix, videos and messages. Hmm, her message box is often empty. lolzz.



4. The Indoor Ones Are Often Loudmouthed on Social Network



Lol! See her in real life and you'll see a boring person to be with. Even chat her up and you'll regret why. In NL? She is a TIGER about to devour. She talks dirty and flirty.
In real life...leave the matter for matthias joor!



5. The Ones That Always Want To "Correct" You Cares For You


Don't get it twisted. If she storms your thread with a battalion of army, don't reply with hate. MOST TIMES, she likes you. Don't feel infuriated too soon. Why? Love corrects.


6. The Naturally Pretty Ones Are Often Shy To Face People.


You would think these set will be outgoing and all of that, but most at times, they are just simple. They have simple lives. Wear simple clothes. Spend half a day on their iPhone.
This is often misquoted for pride and ego whereas she is just shy. Guy, dig deeper!



7. The Un-Pretty Ones Are Assuming The Office Of "Hard-To-Gets".


Lol! I don't know why. I can't explain it. I just don't understand. It's not like you should not "form", but for how long? "Shoe has size" isn't for only guys o...Abeg, park well, say Yes to him before he sends you to Recycle bin and still deletes you.

You know yourself, I know myself


Be yourself, you are not Miley Cyrus, KK, Barbie or Rihanna...You're You!

Be You!

Good evening

Gud observation bro
4. The Indoor Ones Are Often Loudmouthed on Social Network
right pa


First to comment

Number 3 tho... Ayam one of them

farano:
Number 3 tho... Ayam one of them

no1 I guess

farano:
Number 3 tho... Ayam one of them

Madame Farano, can you expatiate?

*sips orijin*

Hmm no.2 sha so na why dat girl dey behave like dat?

###let me Google it###

zyzxx:


Gud observation bro
4. The Indoor Ones Are Often Loudmouthed on Social Network
right pa


First to comment

Thanks sn,

You know someone in no.4?

emusmith:


Madame Farano, can you expatiate?

Haha...I reserve my comment

i knw of a gal in my faculty dah really does dah number two to me......bt to be frank she doesnt reaally care

Lindons:
###let me Google it###

Really?

emusmith:


Thanks sn,

You know someone in no.4?

Wellcome e-dad

Yes ooo

duduhemit36:
i knw of a gal in my faculty dah really does dah number two to me......bt to be frank she doesnt reaally care

Pele

duduhemit36:
i knw of a gal in my faculty dah really does dah number two to me......bt to be frank she doesnt reaally care

Sire, how do you know that for sure?

It doesn't always work but as I noted, if you're popular and catch the interest of most girls, there's no way she will deny she doesn't at least want to say Hi to you... This is psychology I know how it works

farano:
Haha...I reserve my comment

Your comment might change a life, who knows?

zyzxx:
Wellcome e-dad

Yes ooo

I am glad to be

Where do your girl fall?

farano:
Number 3 tho... Ayam one of them

jisos

emusmith:


I am glad to be

Where do your girl fall?

You want to knw my girl Give me 1 ooo

ronald4lif:
Nice write up. More ink to your pen.

That number 3 is the most spot on, those quiet ones ehh, fear them pass. My encounter with one was epic. I fear them walahi

101% correct

zyzxx:
no1 I guess

I don't think I fall under that category.

No 1 is so me...

zyzxx:
You want to knw my girl Give me 1 ooo

Really, I was even thinking that... # battery dies in the mic#

Wow...talk about stereotypes that seem to be true...I agree with almost all seriously. Another thing is that most of these can be attributed to everyone male or female. What you see is not always what you get

farano:
I don't think I fall under that category.

oops!
5 or 6?

Odunharry:

jisos

emusmith:


Really, I was even thinking that... # battery dies in the mic#

Hahahah tell me ooo
Change d b3 pls

ronald4lif:
Nice write up. More ink to your pen.

That number 3 is the most spot on, those quiet ones ehh, fear them pass. My encounter with one was epic. I fear them walahi

Lol...What was it like? Gist on joor

zyzxx:
oops!
5 or 6?

You really wanna know more about me

zyzxx:
Hahahah tell me ooo
Change d b3 pls

Ok..

runs out to check if mama grace sells mic battery...

she says no...

runs back to bed...