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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Christmasdon(m): 8:34am On Feb 17, 2015
Hmmm! O chim,!
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Mrevildoer(m): 8:38am On Feb 17, 2015
She created d thread base on d bashing of nairaland babes by Tosyne3much nd others

U better answer d quexion b4 I Start mah own

Tell us 20 Characteristics of Nairaland guys and we
will tell you 1. 000 characteristics of Nairaland
ladies
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Aare2050(m): 8:44am On Feb 17, 2015
Started as a hunter but I later lost focus and become an observer.seriously I don't know what is coming next but I. Pray I don't become a rapist becuz if ladyX visit me thereare two tinx. Involve o
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 8:49am On Feb 17, 2015
Aare2050:
Started as a hunter but I later lost focus and become an observer.seriously I don't know what is coming next but I. Pray I don't become a rapist becuz if ladyX visit me thereare two tinx. Involve o
Lol...Retrace your steps to know the point at which you lost focus.
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by ifoundmyperfect: 8:52am On Feb 17, 2015
Lol @ Rapist
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by khayc(m): 8:52am On Feb 17, 2015
LadyX:

Lol...Retrace your steps to know the point at which you lost focus.

Damn! Now it's 23 types or characteristics... Now at 100 points and you guys with all the muscle are watching her win intellectually.

Is OK.
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by khayc(m): 8:56am On Feb 17, 2015
Also nice move at shooting your leg in the foot and bringing a first aid kit along hoping it would nurse the wound automagically. Roflmao. at number 3 and 4
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Sunnybabe(m): 9:00am On Feb 17, 2015
ok. tanx
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by juwoonn(m): 9:02am On Feb 17, 2015
The 419s, thieves, cheats like akraym.....

Akraym your prick no go work again.. U go wan fnck woman and and ur prick go fail u...if u no do d needful...

#Ole, barao, nyanra
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Franchise21(m): 9:04am On Feb 17, 2015
I belong to number 16
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Lovexme(m): 9:09am On Feb 17, 2015
None defines me undecided
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Revolva(m): 9:13am On Feb 17, 2015

2. Tribalists
You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.

thats d only type of pple i hate here..n many nigerians are
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Nobody: 9:17am On Feb 17, 2015
LadyX:
I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list

1. Intelligent
They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.

2. Tribalists
You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.

3. Mysogynists
You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.

4. Defenders
These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.

5. Love doctors
They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.

6. Macho men
They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.

7. Attention seekers
They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.

8. Hunters
They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.

9. Desperados
You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.

10. Heartbroken
These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.

11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation
They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.

12. Naive
You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.

13. Gigolos
You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.

14. *Impressors*
They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.

15. Don't care
They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.

16. Observers
These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.

17. Brothers
These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.

18. First to comment
You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*

19. End time tinz
They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.

20. Pretenders
They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.

Do you agree with this list?
Copy right LadyX.

P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3 grin

*Modified*

I forgot landbookers grin

21. Space/ Land bookers
You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment grin

22. Rapist
You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"

NOTE: You might belong to more than one category.

So what's your number from the list above?
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by chickpum(f): 9:21am On Feb 17, 2015
Yea,yea am the observer. Been reading other pple's opinion 4 years now on NL. Hardly comment.
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by phlamesG: 9:23am On Feb 17, 2015
Hmm lets see..1,8,15 nd 16 applies to me... being sincere
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Maamin(m): 9:23am On Feb 17, 2015
vjsmiles:
ladyx ma'am how is this post in anyway romantic

Seconded angry
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Jblaiseboy(m): 9:25am On Feb 17, 2015
still looking for the category i *fell* under.... undecided
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 9:28am On Feb 17, 2015
blogexpert:


So what's your number from the list above?
grin
The list is about guys, but am a lady. So I don't fit in there cheesy
You are well to analyse my comments and tell me my type/characteristics
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 9:29am On Feb 17, 2015
Maamin:


Seconded angry

The topic has been moved from romance section.
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by lovely17(m): 9:32am On Feb 17, 2015
drey08:
booking
you know dey hear word no dey book space again [quote]
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 9:33am On Feb 17, 2015
khayc:
Also nice move at shooting your leg in the foot and bringing a first aid kit along hoping it would nurse the wound automagically. Roflmao. at number 3 and 4

Yes na grin
If you don't strategize you are on your own. cheesy
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Nobody: 9:33am On Feb 17, 2015
tsdarkside:


thunder will fire you,brito,everybody that sees you MUST masturbate

you are just another dreamer with konji,,,...pahhhhhhhhh.







Hey kid! why are u pained?
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Mavor: 9:35am On Feb 17, 2015
Why does the OP think the existence of guys on Nairaland is centered around women only?
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 9:35am On Feb 17, 2015
khayc:


Damn! Now it's 23 types or characteristics... Now at 100 points and you guys with all the muscle are watching her win intellectually.

Is OK.
grin grin grin
In life we have winners and losers. Sometimes they exchange roles. That happens even in UEFA Champions League.
But all I wrote there is true tongue
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 9:37am On Feb 17, 2015
Sunnybabe:
ok. tanx
Welcome grin
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 9:46am On Feb 17, 2015
Mavor:
Why does the OP think the existence of guys on Nairaland is centered around women only?
That's not true.
Re-read what the op wrote and you will realize that there are many points that have nothing to do with women. For example,
1. Intelligent
2. Tribalists
15. Don't care
16. Observers
17. Brothers
18. 1st to comment
19. End time tinz
20. Pretenders
21. Land/space bookers
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by jahonmatic(m): 9:48am On Feb 17, 2015
Typical 16
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 9:50am On Feb 17, 2015
brito:



Hey kid! why are u pained?

How far? Dos people don block me from modifying the post.
Hope you're fine this morning grin
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Nobody: 9:51am On Feb 17, 2015
LadyX:


How far? Dos people don block me from modifying the post.
Hope you're fine this morning grin




I dey, good morning!
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Maamin(m): 9:55am On Feb 17, 2015
LadyX:

The topic has been moved from romance section.

Berra!
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by lawrenzez(m): 9:56am On Feb 17, 2015
8 n 15 tho....on point
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by akpanikpe(m): 10:03am On Feb 17, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
Bros you get time ooo

I jealous you sha
the Op is not a bros, bros grin

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