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22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 3:57pm On Feb 16, 2015
I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list

1. Intelligent
They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.

2. Tribalists
You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.

3. Mysogynists
You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.

4. Defenders
These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.

5. Love doctors
They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.

6. Macho men
They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.

7. Attention seekers
They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.

8. Hunters
They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.

9. Desperados
You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.

10. Heartbroken
These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.

11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation
They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.

12. Naive
You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.

13. Gigolos
You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.

14. *Impressors*
They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.

15. Don't care
They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.

16. Observers
These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.

17. Brothers
These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.

18. First to comment
You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*

19. End time tinz
They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.

20. Pretenders
They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.

Do you agree with this list?
Copy right LadyX.

P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3 grin

*Modified*

I forgot landbookers grin

21. Space/ Land bookers
You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment grin

22. Rapist
You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"

NOTE: You might belong to more than one category.

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by tosyne2much(m): 3:59pm On Feb 16, 2015
Tell me 20 Characteristics of Nairaland guys and I will tell you 1. 000 characteristics of Nairaland ladies wink

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by drey08(m): 3:59pm On Feb 16, 2015
I just dey look u op

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by falconey(m): 4:00pm On Feb 16, 2015
not only nairaland........these are the characteristics of a GUY

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Nobody: 4:00pm On Feb 16, 2015
Here we go again. 20? Phew!
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Young03(m): 4:00pm On Feb 16, 2015
Just want to be d ist to comment...notin else

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by tosyne2much(m): 4:01pm On Feb 16, 2015
falconey:
The oga at the top too is booking?............nothing will stop me too
Oooyah rush book space oooo... Hehehe grin
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by vjsmiles: 4:03pm On Feb 16, 2015
ladyx ma'am how is this post in anyway romantic

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by falconey(m): 4:04pm On Feb 16, 2015
tosyne2much:
Oooyah rush book space oooo... Hehehe grin
oga at the top...........I was flabbergasted the way you run like usain bolt to book that spot!
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Nobody: 4:04pm On Feb 16, 2015
Space booked
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LewisO: 4:04pm On Feb 16, 2015
None relates to me.
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by skywalker888(f): 4:06pm On Feb 16, 2015
Booked
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LewisO: 4:06pm On Feb 16, 2015
Young03:
Just want to be d ist to comment...notin else
It's very unfortunate u are the fifth to comment. tongue

What a pity! sad

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by ireneony(f): 4:06pm On Feb 16, 2015
Cool grin

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:07pm On Feb 16, 2015
Young03:
Just want to be d ist to comment...notin else
You fall under category number 18 grin
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Nobody: 4:07pm On Feb 16, 2015
Bros you get time ooo

I jealous you sha
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:08pm On Feb 16, 2015
vjsmiles:
ladyx ma'am how is this post in anyway romantic
Oga where is your own thread? grin
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:11pm On Feb 16, 2015
tosyne2much:
Tell me 20 Characteristics of Nairaland guys and I will tell you 1. 000 characteristics of Nairaland ladies wink

I expected such, I know guys are not going to take this lying down. I know some will bash me, but I have expressed my opinion and that is what matters to me grin

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Gooci(m): 4:11pm On Feb 16, 2015
we the land buyers nkor?
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:12pm On Feb 16, 2015
Oga Seun, come and tell us the category you belong to grin
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by fuckshit: 4:13pm On Feb 16, 2015
fücking interesting grin grin

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:13pm On Feb 16, 2015
Gooci:
we the land buyers nkor?
I forgot you grin
Make I modify the post
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by paul288yahoo(m): 4:13pm On Feb 16, 2015
hmmm.....End time list....
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by oluwadanie1(m): 4:15pm On Feb 16, 2015
mk I read dis thing 1st
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by datguru: 4:15pm On Feb 16, 2015
I'm a saint. I don't fall into any of those groups
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Nobody: 4:15pm On Feb 16, 2015
You forget the rapist
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:16pm On Feb 16, 2015
RicKyRichards:
Here we go again. 20? Phew!
Yes o! I was planning to write 10, but they kept trickiling until 20
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by spanzed(m): 4:17pm On Feb 16, 2015
I was an observer formally but now I don't care... grin

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by chimerase2: 4:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
Amu nt among in de list grin

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
brito:
You forget the rapist
Oh Yes! Make I add am grin

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by ghost1718(m): 4:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
A.p.c broom i go use wipe u for head now

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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by xynerise(m): 4:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
Proudly No.17 lipsrsealed

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